Jow Forums humor thread

if i wanted humor

I'd ask yor mile time

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sauce?

kek

reddit

5'11 is a manlet?

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Everything under 6' is manlet

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are you fucking new or something

You mean 6'2", right?

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Never seen the full thing. Epic

Seething

Can someone post the greentext story of a dyke stealing anons gf?

yes the thread is much better now that you’ve complained about it without contributing anything of value. Faggot

Fucking kek

Says the guy who thinks anything posted here is even remotely funny

>forced
If you can't tell what's wrong you're probably doing it yourself faggot

kekky

but every time the bitch hide the tummy into pants or skirt or whatever

thats awesome dude

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He looks kinda different here

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youtube.com/watch?v=pOiJLayrC9E
Never gotten more than a solitary "kek" whenever I've posted this.

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Because everyone on Jow Forums does it

I know cutting sucks but it's better than being a fat slob.

Jeaus Christ kek. I wish that would happen someday.

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>thin

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same here, never seen it in full version before

She could use a lot more cutting considering the heavy bulk she's on

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a classic

>thin
>starving
>cutting
>suicidal
still fat as fuck tho

Jow Forums presents: Ghost Puncher

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9gag tier ultra normoid meme

post body

I remember people posting whoa nelly for a couple days after this post

God damnit, we built the manlet pit too short. We underestimated them.

Nailed the vacuous look of the thot

Fuck off

Starving with fat rolls? Is this a joke?

Maybe because it's not funny.

I miss woah nelly. Got a lot of mileage out of it.

Nope. I ain't dyel and am home gym Master race. Also squat in black t-shirts.

WHY THE FUCK DO I TEAR UP EVERY TIME

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women like these dont exist

>a yearly comic strip installment made for Jow Forums is tumblr art

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this is definitely my GF
we can stay up till 2am and she'll be up at 8am screaming "SEIZE THE DAY" at me
it's hilarious and terrifying

so i ask myself, are there any that are actually worth it? are there any that you can trust? are there any that are worth building a life with? and if there are, is there any chance theres one for a fucking loser like me? what the fuck is the point?

This looks like it was done by Martin Handford

There's someone for everyone user, even your bitch ass.

[Chair clattering]

where'd you find her?

Imagine getting mad over white people drinking water.

This is my ideal gf... goddamnit it hurts.

Based and dustin-pilled

in his dreams

>tfw waiting for this dream girl

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Go back to /b/, /b/edditor.

My aunt is like this and she's like 2 years older than me.

This is the kind of girl you saw in a dream once in the past 5 years and it was so beautiful that you still accurately remember how it felt, fuck user, knowing that not a single irl woman is even close to this is painful

Explain that pic because I've been eating them every day before gym and I feel watched

Smells like onions

The 5'11 is clearly depicted climbing out of the pit, don't you see? Art is lost on you

Zyzz is a fig

I'm newer to fit so I haven't seen this before. I had a shitty day and now I'm crying laughing so thanks bro

Can anyone post the abroller car greentext?

>"it was alright"

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I dont get it. Its Schwarzenegger talking about Halfthor, not the crippled kid.

based shitposter

you do know that crippled kid is a fukkin niggerlover right?

Gets what deserves unfortunately

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This is my GF but minus the videogames (she played minecraft as a kid, that's about it.) It's bretty gud desu.

>criticize humor thread
>doesn't attempt to improve the thread by providing content

Get ye gone new fag.

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You think the zoomers infesting this board have ever heard of requiem for a dream?

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