How do I achieve this aesthetic?

Legit spit my coffee out my nose, you bitch

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The typical porn convention-goer

a Slav

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lifehack: when you want to watch porn imagine this guys face

Just never stop cooming.

what's even the point of being there? Do they get to see a black man's dick up close?

Stage 4 Coomer

That's kinda gay

COOOOOOOOOOM

cum x failure

>thought it's bad on Jow Forums right now
>go to /tv/
>coomers all over the place

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Streams Mario maker daily

Jow Forums+/tv/ is the masterrace combo for memes+aesthetics
the average sneedposter benches 300

What do you mean 'bad'?

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Baneposters are the strongest

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To grope porn stars and pay for them to escort you later

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The most prolific pornographic film reviewer known to man

>shave head
>do meth
>bitches

>Blue eyes masterrace

Snuff porn

This photo is perfect. It couldn't be better even if it was staged. What a collection of human fauna.

Escort me where?

this is the most alpha man to ever exist

kek underrated

I'm pretty sure this dude only jerks off

He is the one who Cooms.™

Just fokin COOOOOOOOOOM

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>To grope porn stars
His right hand's pointing, his left hand's on his own thigh. I see no groping the bitch prob'ly jumped on him for the picture on her own accord.
>pay for them to escort you later
More expensive and even more artificial and a turnoff than actual escorts.

I won't lie, he seems comfortable with her and her pose gave me a chub, but I would never fuck a pornstar, they've completely broken personalities and sex for them is what having a cup of coffee is for me, you do it a few times a day in the office with other people you pretend to like only I don't end up getting cream on my face.

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this.

instagram.com/jayman079/
twitter.com/jayman079
thats the guy btw
>mfw he has a son

youtube.com/watch?v=UnkBUTheIC0

Be socially successful and have a son. Unironically this guy is more successful socially and financially than most of fit.

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Steroids

Do you think he'll teach his son the way of the coom?

Hes literally a janitor at a middle school.
Ayyy lmao

You would think his social media and his 9000+ porn reviews might cause troubles with employment at a fucking middle school

there's no proof showing that imdb profile is his

he's also the Roger Ebert of porn

imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

匚ㄖㄖ爪

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behold the coomerdoomerboomer

I am the coomer. A guy opens his door and cooms, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who cooms.

hes the j man

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“I don't wanna take my time going to coom, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to coom for? Coom for what? Money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses coom ? I make the coom man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards”

imagine making a post like this with your face in it and not even giving a fuck

looks like he would have 10 incher

>"I hope you enjoy my vagina immensely!"
What is this world coming to.
>"Doesn't get any better"
Yes it does you could be fucking HER I bet that would be better than a silicone mold right? Have some fucking self-respect, man, don't celebrate your loneliness and intimacy-substitute in public.

Fuck this world man. How can this go on without public scrutiny? Fucking degeneracy everywhere

Niggas are commenting AAHHH COOOOM on his posts

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We do it for you

Extremely based man

Underrated

>Think "She's cute"
>Then think there's a 95% chance "she" has a penis
I need to get off Jow Forums

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moeposters struggle with the bar

What was the discussion in the line like? Were they discussing black dicks?

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this is the furute of white man

based
redpilled

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I live in the same town as this guy, should I try and track him down?

beat the shit out of him and put his son for adoption

I always wondered how porn stars could shoot scenes of being fucked in the ass with a closeup on their gaping asshole or double teamed by niggers, and then I realized after watching/reading interviews that their dads abandoned them and their mothers were crackwhores and hookers, and it suddenly made sense. No one in their life would judge them for it.

If I ever was in a porn video, my family would excommunicate me. And even if they didn't my shame would be unbearable.

Unless you want to chase your genetic potential yes, or else its a dead end if you relax on this opportunity

I'd say to stalk him to take more pics for meme potential, but he probably never leaves his coom cave unless he's flying to the porn con, so it's a lost cause.

>mfw he has a son
this meme just went from hilarious to tragic

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He looks like YHVH here