R9k is a comfy giant mega conglomerate. What department are you in?

R9k is a comfy giant mega conglomerate. What department are you in?

>Security Department
>Private Military Department
>Law Department
>Finance Department
>Marketing Department
>HR Department
>IT Department
>Operations Department
>R&D Department

If you're joining R&D, choose the research division you wanna join.

>Chemistry Division
>Biology Division
>Pharmaceutical Division
>Genetics Division
>Virology Division
>Mycology Division
>Entomology Division
>Bacteriology Division
>Botany Division
>Developmental Biology Division
>Physiology & Anatomy Division
>Theoretical Physics Division(Very large division )
>Engineering Division
>Computer Science Division
>Psychiatry & Psychology Division
>Weapons Research Division

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>tfw in R&D Department
>tfw in Genetics Division
Can you stop looking and complaining about chinlet memes for ONE SECOND? We have some work to do, people!

I'm gonna be working the reception lads.

is there a department of neetdom?
like
never working and diving in money?

I don't want to imagine the horrors being kept in the basement of r9k-R&D building.
Probably something tranny related.

I work security on the floor that houses the Private Military Department. Not sure why they need security here, these guys are much more heavily armed than us. Very boring and uneventful but at least I can shitpost during my shift.

seems comfy desu

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>First day in a new department
>Getting excited to work with the great minds of this board
>First experiment - creating tendie flavored hot pocket
>Suddenly something goes wrong
>Food comfiness levels off the scale, we cannot control them
>A portal opens
>You stare in horror as disgusting creatures emerge
>You try to run, only to get struck from behind by something smelling like piss and cum
>The last thing you hear is "REEEEE WAGIES GET OUT"

I'd be in Central Hardware Associates Department

>never working and diving in money?
you're not supposed to dive into shallow pools

HR. I heard u b macking on them working girls and I finna giv u a warning. Treet them with respecc nigga, "can i stick my man meat into your love cave" is not an appropriate line man. Ask her how her husband is, bitches love to talk about their worthless walking dildo that lazes about the house and contributes absolutely nothing to the relationship. I bet she tell u he ate all the tortilla chips before she could get any or something juicy like that. Don't forget to humble brag about that pussy you got to everyone that will listen for days at a time.

PRIVATE MILITARY DEPARTMENT I KEEP ALL ROBOTS SAFE FROM NORMIE INVADERS

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im in the assassination department i take care of rogue employees who know too much

>tfw IT department
>boss told us to find a way to hack Reddit
>Did nothing again the whole day
>Luckily boss is too busy complaining about R&D not being able to lift his manlet 5'6 height
>Also we are underfunded because staff used all his budget for "research projects" (Anime and porn)
>I dont even know anybody here and everybody is just silent except that one guy screaming at jews the whole time
>piss bottles are stacking up
>It smells like cat shit here
>Such is life in IT

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NO ONE WILL PASS ME I AM A GOD OF SECURITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I am the janitor, except I only clean up dead birds on the roof

>be financefag
>have to try and shill a peepee poopoo ETF all day
>get locked in during weekends with a box of Red Bull to do TA on rising memes

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security department. parking services division. late noon to evening shift.

>tfw you sit all night in a cozy parking garage booth underground

IT department or R&D botany division probably.

>tfw the QT from weapons research will never fall in love with you while you exploring the possibilities of weaponized Marijuana

ill be the lawyer before jews take that place

I'm the guy that cleans the windows and takes the trash, someone has to do the dirty jobs

I'm in IT too, come and say hi tomorrow. I'm on the first desk right to the elevator.

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in case of legal trouble all employees of R9k are issued a free assault rifle for counsel.

you should say hi to gate E someday, im gettng lonely

>Pharma division


Looks like I'll be working alongside the chemistry div to synthesize as many drugs as possible so that anons can trip out as much as possible. Biology dept grows the botanicals, I process.

This is Fatanon lead researcher in Chemistry here calling into HR, can you speak to the Financing department about those 12 dozen orders of pudding filled donuts I've been requesting for the past week? We're never going to find out if these things are safe to eat or not without some proper research into the chemical reactions that take place after there consumption. AND NO JELLY
I FUCKING
I MEAN WE HATE JELLY THIS WHOLE DEPARTMENTS ALLERGIC TO JELLY

What department for useless unskilled cunts who wasted their lives and can't do anything?

HR obviously

then i shall browse reddit and drink gin all day in HR and there's nothing you can do but get mad

JESUS CHRIST SEC CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON CORPSES KEEP GETTING INTO THE SUPERSOY VATS? IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALL JUST FUCKING EACHOTHER IN YOUR MECH SUITS AND LEAVING THE DOORS OPEN DO YOU KNOW HOW ILLEGAL THIS SHIT IS

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