Holy fuckin shit boys, almost got murdered at the gym today
>Go to strip mall gym next to physical therapy clinic >People from there come in and use the equipment all of the time. >On the fan bike looking out the window when I see this behemoth 6" 6"+ motherfucker in a knee brace taking little baby steps towards the front door with a woman in scrubs. >Tard confirmed >They go to the open area and start doing stretches and light lifts like 30 feet from me. >Tard is having a grand old time >He keeps eyeing the free weight area and pointing at it. >Therapist is trying to keep him focused on what they're doing. >Hop on the rowing machine and keep watching them do Tard-Chi with 5 pound dumbbells because fuck you cardio is boring >At some point therapist goes to the bathroom. She sits the tard down by the bathrooms but he bee-lines to the free weight area as soon as she's inside. >He grabs two 45 pound plates off a weight tree and starts doing some kind of weird reverse curl with them. >He lets out a cry of joy, drops one of the plates to the ground and wraps his monstrous arm around the other and starts to spin. >Hurls the 45 pound plate like a fucking discus towards the reception desk >The thing flies a good 50 feet before crashing against a table >Holy fucking shit >Tard grabs the second plate and does another discus toss, this time in my direction. >Throw myself off the rowing machine and scramble for cover >Hits the elliptical next to me basically destroying it >Tard lets out a victorious screech and flexes his biceps. >Therapist runs out of the bathroom to stop the rampage >Tard grabs another 45 pound plate and hurls it into the air, therapist almost gets wrecked by it >She grabs his arm and leads him out of the gym, apologizing to everyone along the way >Everyone is too shocked to say anything >On his way out the tard looks me dead in the eye with this snide fucking smile on his face. >Lets out a final victory screech as soon as he's out the door
If tards we're gifted with intelligence they would rule the world
Logan Turner
Alpha as fuck. The female physical therapist probably uses sexual favors to keep that retard in check.
It’s crazy how in our society everyone is relatively calm and polite and all it takes is one person who doesn’t respect or understand the norms to bring absolute chaos. Based retard showed you and the other gymgoers the true nature of humanity by striking fear into your animal brains.
Gavin Watson
If this is real I'm happy he did what he wanted to do.
What if he was some huge track disc/shotput athlete in his day and suffered some serious accident making him a tard?
Jonathan Martin
You got mogged by a tard, u tard
Liam Smith
You could probably fuck up a gym tard with a barbell. They're like bears, yea they're big and strong but the gymcels have tools.
Gabriel Evans
I imagined you as Eddy and the tard as Ed.
Brayden Peterson
He just wanted to play frisbee, bro. You're just rude
