How the fuck do I stop being a coomer?
This shit is getting out of hand. I was edging for almost 3 hours now and at the end when I had just decided to stop I coomed without thinking about it. I can‘t live with my own hypocrisy anymore, I don‘t even know in how long I haven‘t lifted.
Help me bros
How the fuck do I stop being a coomer?
Cooper Ramirez
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Lucas Cruz
I struggled with that for a few years, and there are two things you can do:
1) Get a job or find a way to always be busy, (but it's harder because your own will relies on it)
2) Whenever you start watching porn and edging, stop it. Go to the bathroom and stand up, jerk off and imagine yourself fucking a girl in some scenario you like (fucking your teacher for instance) After busting the nut you will maybe not even feel bad since you weren't watching two people having sex.
Ayden Nguyen
Longest I've ever lasted was 25 minutes of edging and by then the jizz literally poured out even without any indicator. I don't know how you do that for hours.
Dylan Lopez
Yesterday I coomed four times (don't judge, lot of stress and anxiety because of my job and cooming seems my coping mechanism) and today the idea of watching porn again makes me physically ill. So I'm going to use that and try to nofap for a week. Maybe try that.
Liam Hill
im on my 11 day of nofap and i didn't got superpowers, almost died yesterday seeing my money fall off from crypto and nofap stress, now i just want to fap and i don't get horny at all, fuck nofap i would feel much better being a coomer, it's all about money and programmed lifting anyway, energy my ass that's why you have coffee anyway, who cares about being social if you will be dead from the stress
Brody Johnson
True. When I edged, my fucking nuts hurt and my stomach did too. Thought I had a hernia. Edging fucking sucks.
Parker Thomas
The question you should be asking yourself is how did you have three straight hours to edge in the first place. Find some activities. Do calisthenics or stretching. Read a book. Go for a walk, run, or ride a bicycle. Visit a local museum. Watch TV with your mom. Maybe find an actual job where you can't coom on company time. Anything that gets you away from the screen.
Grayson Gonzalez
Also, coomer is fucking stupid. These memes made me want to watch porn again.
Jack Green
its hard bro i understand your pain
Evan Torres
i was edging for 5 hours yesterday and never coomer, pretty proud of myself for keeping the nofap streak alive
Jason Barnes
why would you want to stop? just look how happy the coomer is
Austin Bennett
jews who want us to be unhappy want us to stop
Robert Lopez
He seems happy because of the dopamine release. But he's dead inside.
Levi Sanders
>your brain on coom
Joseph Barnes
i feel better than ever bitch
Liam Sanders
Becoming alive again is related to beliefs, most people think nofap will bring them a new life, hope, new beliefs, it makes them feel alive, until it doesn't, hopium is a powerful drug, dying in life is easy because who the fuck can keep believing in a world like this? there is nothing innocent at all, the pandora box is opened and we will never go back to believing again
Nathaniel White
Camden Morgan
coomerchads are so fucking manly
Ryan Barnes
I don't understand to what benefit you guys do a lot of this stupid shit.
Nicholas Campbell
My fapping is so random
Like last week I went the whole week without even thinking about wacking off. Then this week I had a few days where I just wake up with my hand on my dick and I coomed 3 times this morning. I only really get bothered about it when I cum within 3 minutes
Jaxson Cruz
>do boring normie activities instead of jerking it to 2D anime qts
go back reddit
Jack Bailey
Uhhh
Joseph Rogers
The 3 hours were nothing compared to an all night edge session I had before an important exam. Came at 5 in the morning and didn't sleep at all.
Got a C tho hehe
Nathaniel Flores
I've tried this multiple times in my life, the longest I made it was 2 weeks before I just succumbed to the discomfort.
To be honest, not sure it's even worth it. What I do now is I just jerk it once or twice a week to get it out the way, and then get to work.
This way I have managed to get a great remote coding job, I lift weights regularly, I go to marital arts clases, work on side projects outside of work, and I'm still a coomer.
Bottom line is it shouldn't stop you.
Jacob Long
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen holy shit
John Bennett
At least he's getting laid.
Liam Nguyen
twitchcucks are so fucking pathetic holy shit
Nathan Flores
I think edging defeats the purpose of going nofap. You just wasted a third of your day jerking off.
Isaiah Parker
So where did the mouth from the coom meme come from? I'm getting boogie vibes, but I know its not him
Adam Campbell
what else do you expect me to do
Jordan Roberts
>have great, socialite, very hot girlfriend
>usually the sex is great, came simultaneously recently
>seeing her tonight
>just want to get high, watch porn and coom
Wyatt Young
you may have not ccomed, but you still fapped
Dominic Flores
haha i don't even think you can write fiction that's more pathetic than this
Henry Baker
shit
I just realised this is the guy from the porn convention
looking at his twitter idk what to think
this dude is "celebrating" normal days like fridays and tagging pornstars or just shouting them out and some of them are replying to him
guess he is spending good money on all of them he stands out of the crowd filled with coomers
Levi Perez
So I was one of those guys that edged for hours. Now I've got low libido and ED. Think there's a connection? Do any of you long-time edgers have this too?
Maybe it's fine to look at porn and fap as long as you wrap things up within 20-30mins per session.
Asher Richardson
This.
Joshua Peterson
it sucks when you just coom and realize its gonna take 1-3 days of nofap before you can even consider it a nofap streak and start getting the slightest of benefits, but time will fix it
to help me stop cooming, coomposters saved me, the thought of some other lad sitting there across the world / on my street jerking off and me doing it at the same time is disgusting. the animalistic, monkey/dog behaviour or jerking is just disgusting to me now. the grunts and 'ohhyeah, uhhhh' thoughts/noises that we make is sickening. also the thought of seeing myself in 3rd person or seenig another male wank is disgusting. i am on day 16 of nofap and i have no interest in starting to fap again.
Ian Garcia
I edged for 8+ hours some years ago. Good times?
Justin Cook
Christopher Cooper
coooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Kayden Thompson
He must be genuinely mentally ill
>the fucking imdb pages
lost it
Eli Richardson
Who the fuck is this guy?!
Charles Hall
The ultimate coomer, like the title says
David Stewart
>Getting E-famous by masturbating
What even is this world
Julian Cooper
Being famous is not a good thing.
Ryan Cooper
HAHAHAHAHA
Connor Scott
I just can't fathom it how bizarre it is
Nathaniel Perez
you could always lob off your nuts and become a cute girl
Dylan Ward
Didnt she just get banned for showing her pussy?
Jayden Nguyen
This is a jew-nigger meme. If you fall for it neck yourself.
Jaxson King
Losing my shit. Good job
Ryan Long
delete
Colton Campbell
>doesn't get any better
Nolan Martin
kek
Isaiah King
>those last 15 seconds
Hunter Reed
>the prophecy has been fulfilled
The Coomer is cuming for us all
Thomas Bailey
is coomer the guy from brazzers before lifting?
Brayden Morales
Lincoln Wilson
gotta be nephew
Caleb White
Ian Hernandez
shouldn't be allowed near any person below the age of 30, let alone a child
Thomas Cox
That's right goyim, take your medicine before you
hurt someone.
Adam Anderson
this is literally me
Benjamin Richardson
lmao
Jackson Rogers
Regaining happiness comes from improvement, growth, faith, and goals. You're still living as long as you are working towards a goal. Stagnation is death.
If nofap is a small step towards a goal, which it always is, then it is good. And regardless of the situation, hope gives people the strength to get back up and live. Without the hope to succeed, the faith in ourselves and our beliefs, we might as well be dead already.
And we all may lose our innocence at some point, but that does not matter, as we are all capable of mercy and redemption.
The fools of this world have tricked us into feeling insignificant, but we are not. We may physically be like a gain of sand in the ocean relative to the macrocosm, but our souls are not. The strength and power of the Human soul is much more grand and impressive than any star could hope to be.
Be positive and let your light shine out towards others, never submit to the evils and hardships of the world.
Austin Gray
while edging - relax muscles; too had lower abd cramps. stopped once I had taoist master taught me to control all muscles. inner perineum most important - tighten then relax; learn to focus on frenum glans. Powerful!
Carson Smith
somebody else on here is adicted to MFC or Chaturbate too?
Asher Phillips
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Daniel Flores
used to be until I cut that shit out along with porn
Owen Martinez
Jackson Rodriguez
>he hasn't coomed even further beyond
Jaxson Perez
Elijah Thompson
Am I a coomer if I make out with pretty girls but don’t fuck them? It’s really fun anons
Charles Thompson
just chaturbate for me man and its bad. Also junk food. I need to cut that shit out cause i fap so much i dont wanna go on dates with women
Connor Clark
>over 9k porn reviews
everybody bow to your coomerlord
Jason Flores
>a streamer tells him that he is a sweetheart for giving her free money
>”dude she’s totally into me, she said I’m a sweetheart, a few thousand more dollars and I’ll get to be her cuck slave in person rather than just over the Internet”
Aaron Green
Juan Jones
Post the webm
Asher Hall
Fucking kek
Kayden Murphy
Asher Edwards
All coomposters need to fucking die
Nicholas Turner
fuck off you little nigger
Xavier Watson
Are you guys on coke when you jack off all night? The only time I jacked off for hours was when I was on blow
Samuel Jenkins
DER COOMEN
Leo Wood
idk about the other guys but when I used to edge it would be mostly to pictures. It was harder to do with video for me and for some reason Jow Forums got me liking pictures more anyways. I would jerk it only a bit and if I felt like I was about to bust I'd just let go and try to calm down. Most of the time I would have my dick up on my waist band and id just rub the bottom of the tip instead of actually jerking though.
Overall not worth it. If I really really feel the need to jerk it I think it's better to bust it quick to a few videos or pictures. Edging meant watching shit for hours and as time went on it would get more and more degenerative. Of course using your strength not to do this is better then both of these.
Christian Hughes
Sebastian Ross
CAM ON YOU KNOW THE ONE POST IT LETS GO
Ryan Perez
Top kek
Michael Sanchez
I needed something like this. Thank you.
Xavier Sanchez
Hell yea brother keep it up
Kevin Gonzalez
worst part is, he's right
Caleb Martin
Just stop being a loser.
Landon Butler
I've probably jerked off for more than 10 hours this week, it really is getting out of hand (pun intended). But seriously this is not good, I hope we can limit our cooming brother.
Colton Sullivan
What in the fuck?
This guy is a chad compared to the twitch orbiter
Aiden Roberts
I'm nearly 2 months into semen retention. Kinda hard mode as I did have sex at the one month mark but I didn't cum on purpose.
Not cumming during sex with a woman can make her insecure and needy. It gives you sexual power over her.
Alexander Jenkins
I drained my balls into my gf last night twice should I be worried? She was begging for it
James Long
You appeased her. Now she knows you are sexually drained and satisfied, and won't be seeking out other women for the time being.
Brandon Adams
>edged for almost 3 hours
Levi Cooper
thinking about cooming as i type
Zachary Ward
i've figured out if i wear really tight underwear then i wont be bothered to take off my pants and coom