Hairstyles for high test individuals

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JUST

This shitty npc haircut is high test?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIXt3fYjuz0
Btw, don't cut your hair unless you want a worse memory

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Lmao you look like a 3 year old. Use some product you little faggot

Buzz cut

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Any style as long as it's not a zoomer cut or a fag puff (no idea what they're called, but only gay guys wear them, pic related).

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Ariel Ben atter doesn't (a straight Israeli bb)

just got this cut today

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>2019
>Not saving out for a mullet
555-Come-on-Now.jpeg

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Unironically bald or long hair viking hair, everything else is gay pretty boy low test cope

I'll fuck you up lil bitch ass nigger lmao

i miss my hair brehs

Which school we heading?

>those hairlines

oh no no no no

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>paying for and using the hair jew
You're not gonna make it

>Tried to grow out for pretty much that hairstyle
>no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get the styling right and it just looked bad and faggy
>gave up, got it cut and am back to mid length that looks good on me
I just want my cool 80's hair.

Bruh, I have this hairstyle but im straight. got a lot of tinder lays too . pic related

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I'm gay and you also look gay. I would flirt with you at a bar.

Stfu bald long haired faggot. both are gay imagine giga chad gragging your long hair and mullet while hes fucking your ass. fucking homosexuals

Look like a white negro

Struggle with it now, I have crazy thick hair so it gets everywhere, I mostly just give up and use curl activators and wax, it's pretty wild but I kinda like it.

How do you get pubic hair on your head as white wtf?

Not the person you responded to, but I believe he got a perm.

Thats an atrocious fade. Did a man or woman fuck your shit up?

He went to sportsclips, a white barber or a salon most likely. They're so bad with skin fades, makes people look like military pubes

Fuck you on about mate, looks fresh af. Asked my barber to make me look muscular.

> Asked my barber to make me look muscular.

Bruh

Ayyy I know mans pretty hench already but some buff never hurt nobody.

>that fade
did you spend like 5 bucks

High T indivduals, not High DHT.

I'm a white dude but I want corn rows for some reason.

Ew

This faggot went to the hairdresser and said he wants a "muscular" haircut
And now he's posting the same photos on this thread claiming is a "high t" cut

The only faggot here is you, getting so wet over my mugshot.

>Feeling the need to compensate this hard for your receding hairline

This is about as low test as it gets, once it gets to that point just fucking do a grade one all over with clippers at home you fucking onions faggot.

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Have sex

>grade one with clippers

buzzcut bald skinfaggot so fuckingmad. Fucked a lot of bald guys on Grindr haha. Faggot

cope harder aging lesbian haircut ass

Is shaving bald Jow Forums approved?

Seething.

Jow Forums is incel cope, seeing as baldness disgusts women, you will never escape inceldom and thus will not even be able to partake in cope. Instead you will seethe at the coping incels here as you fall to a new low, until the end of time.

So no, it's not.

Only if you are balding and muscular or trying to look like Vin Diesel (muscular).

Other wise, it makes you look like a faggot soiboy

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I mean ive knows some white barbers with some serious hands on both white and black hair. Hell my ex was a white girl and she was solid af she could fade with the best of em. Worked in a reap barber shop. Straight razor and all.

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Post hairline

How dare you insult the beloved egg lord like this

Ya, I didn't mean to demean white barbers. I live in flyover, so all the white barbers in my area only can do boot camp fades. Though, they are good at classic haircuts.

Usually, the latino or black barber seem to make fades look good.

Do the long hair faggots here not have a regular job? If you have that shit in a non blue collar job, your getting fucking fired or told to chop that shit off.

More reasons not to be a wagecuck

Do you guys think Rich would have approached Wes to join 5%?

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Wes would need to check Rich's paperwork first

Just take the buzz pill. You dont even need to go to a barbershop.

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Fpbp

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He clearly has negro genes to have hair thickness like that though

Id cover my face in shame too

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You look like the dude from Deus Ex lmao
Post a pic wearing sunglasses pls

Honestly you guys look fine. If don't care to style your hair it works.

Something's off about your cut man, might be hair texture too dry and spiky. Stop shampoo for a week - month to fix. DO wash it thoroughly with water though.
Also beard's kinda gay looking imo try making it more rugged.

jesus christ biggest cope ive seen all day

Mutt or Asian?

lool all the rich dudes have short hair or no hair.

Long hair faggots BTFO.

>rugged beard

that guys beard just looks like shit. and making it "rugged" like a flyover americuck is not gonna help it either

Long hair.

>Only people with good genes can pull it off
>Jews and blacks grow retarded froes, reflecting their beta heritage
>Displays your good health and youthfulness
>Not a trend and will never fall out of style
>Jesus, Conan the Barbarian, Vikings etc.

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Long hair is for faggots. Good to grab when tyrone is fucking your long haired ass

That's the opposite of true. I've never seen an actual faggot with long hair. Meanwhile every rock star with long hair is swimming in pussy

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Asian

This is true. Both gay men and gay women love short haircuts

The Chad Superman

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unironically the best motivational image i have ever seen

JUST

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Have sex

Just shave and grow a beard bro

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Still faggoty and looks like shit, unless your tall and built like Thor. If you are the latter, then do it.

Also, rock stars were basically drag looking faggots. Only thing that made them straight was the music. Good music, but I wouldn't emulate their gay style.

Eggdad's a libertarian, his friends are the soiful ones

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You look like Forrest Gump you fucking faggot.

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libertarian = libcuck

go fashy or go home

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why post a picture of a low test male with the bone structure I had when I was 12?

Some boybandesque stubble doesnt change that much

for me, its the aryan whirlwind.

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fuck it shall I go Frank Zappa mode

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I always enjoy how NL keeps himself as neutral as possible during his Isaac podcasts. Keeps the grocery store anecdotes nice and impartial. And he's been lifting since January. Truly a real human bean

This.
Also this.

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>Still faggoty and looks like shit, unless your tall and built like Thor.
Exactly. It only looks good on people with good genes and high T.

>use products
best way to ruin your hair

yeah but you're beautiful already, any good looking cunt can pull off whatever. "It's not bald guys that are hot. Hot guys are hot. Some of them are bald."

I'm gay and would gladly gay bash you for looking like a faggot.

What's with that dopey line along the hairline? It looks so fucking stupid; like plastic.