Do carrots make you grow taller?

>be 6'9"
>can never find clothes that fit
>gotta crouch when entering somewhere
>can't ride bus while standing up
>joint pain every so often

How can I become a manlet?

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it's more than safe

I know this is a bait post, but try to understand this:

There are two factors at play when it comes to how tall you grow: Overall health and genetics.

Somewhere in your DNA is the value for how tall you will grow, granted everything is normal. There are obviously some people who end up growing very tall and some people who are on the shorter sides of things, it's more or less random outside of influencing genes from your folks.

But let's say you're destined to grow to 6'6" with a 9 inch dick, life is set for you. But you grow up in an environment where you are constantly malnourished or denied food. Shit, let's go a step further and go ahead and put this teenager on a cycle of Test and Tren; your growth plates have fused before you started growing taller and now have fucked up your genetic potential.

In not baiting, genuinely wondering if I could do something potentially now that I have money to eat like a human.
You have to understand, I was fed toast and margarine and maybe a tangerine or two every day of my life from 8 to 18.

if you're past 18, hell honestly even 15 or 16, there's 0 chance of growing taller, even if you were malnourished for most of your childhood.

that's not malnourishment

I grew until 20

Fuck.
I certainly felt malnourished, considering I stopped feeling light headed all the time after I started eating proper meals. Also immediately grew muscle.

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I grew from 5’10” at 18 to 6’ at 23

most people finish growing between 17-20. Some late bloomers can even grow into their early 20's.

>girls 180
city name pls

>I was fed toast and margarine and maybe a tangerine or two every day of my life from 8 to 18
the fuck?

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Would taking hgh help?
London
Mother dumped me to crazy godmother bitch who homeschooled me and tried to make me into a living doll, feeding regime was one toast and margarine in the morning and one in afternoon, tangerine for lunch. Water for fluid.

Fuck this gay earth I will find a way to not be a manlet

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memes aside, your life isnt over because of your height. Just own it

t. 5ft 5

if you think girls are 180 you must be super short

I'm 173, the younger girls walking from a highschool on the way to my flat tower over everyone else, 180 for sure, same height that most guys I meet my age 21. Meanwhile guys from that highschool are even taller.

HGH only if advised by a doc. And if your growth plates have fused there's nothing you can do at this point.

m8 being 5'9" is not an issue at all. I'm in the states and 5'11" and I've never had an issue. The girls who obsess over height are only an internet meme.

I'm not in the states I'm in London, I already feel like a fucking moron when I'm a head shorter than all my peers and women my age are slightly taller or the same height, without goddamn heels. Meanwhile kids from now on will be two heads taller.

Meme all you like, height is as physically imposing and important and even more of a first impression than looks. I look like a fucking kid, nevermind the baby face.

K2 and Boron

You fucking memer
>m8 don’t worry about being 173
>I’m 180 and everything is fine

There’s that surgery they do in Russia where the smash your legs with a hammer and pull them apart like melted cheese

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post body

>tfw 63" manlet

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>butthurt southern faggot
you guys are all the same

You're that faggot from Jow Forums

>tfw 5'7" (170cm) baron of manlets

Prince of manlets here. Pay your homage, little man.

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if you stand on the carrots sure

More yankee cope pls it soothes me

Yes, my liege! I present to you this offering of finely crafted, hand-sized platform boots, for your royal personage.

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Do they go well with a suit? If you lie, it will be the pit for you.

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Holy shit

lmao your """country""" got their ass beat and burnt to the ground by a bunch of northerners

This, this is the good stuff. See I'm from a border state, my whole family fought for the union, but to see the New Englander, the Midwesterner suffer internally, due to his lack of virility compared to literally any SEC brah, it's the kind of cope I live for.

what's wrong with some nice tasteful boots?

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Embarrassing

Any scandinavian university will do the trick. Being a king of manlets here is pure suffering

Surgery..., too expensive?
>die

carrots give you better eyes

”””fuck you”””

lmaooo