What exercises should I do to make pornstars fall in love with me? I want to look huge for COOMCON 2020
What exercises should I do to make pornstars fall in love with me? I want to look huge for COOMCON 2020
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if that pic is anything to go on try asking /lit/
Weighted faps to failure
holy based
>pic
Thats so fucking pathetic
Thats fucking alpha. You wish you had his balls
who dis?
someone make chad coomer already
If you seriously want to make pornstars fall in love with you then your first step should probably be to realize that their literal job is having sex with muscular attractive men and that is what they do each and every day
>You wish you had his balls
His balls are probably shriveled to all hell, raisins have more juice left in them
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Looks like he might actually be possessed, though, let's pray for him to snap out of it
kek
How many times does this man- This... Creature... masturbate a day?
Kek, y'all niggaz are ruthless. How did you guys even find him?
Normally I'd say I hope you guys don't drive him to killing himself if/when he sees this, but his shame levels are already critically low so what the hell.
>Killing himself
Look into his eyes. He's already dead.
He’s has over 9,000 porn reviews.
h-how is that even possible?
How can that which has no life kill itself?
lots of adderall
dis nigga belongs in Sin City.
Riley Reidis my fav porn star. Id be starstruck if i met her
lol id probably actually go to this. seems lolzy.
damn what an absolute alpha male. fit is jealous
He unironically looks demon-possessed.
nofap
holy shit you made him famous
B L A C K E D RAW
haha IM COOMING
newfag zoomers baka
>10 years is 3,650 days
>almost 3 porn movies a day, every day, for the last 10 years
bruh
>9420 reviews
I swear there was a time I took addy and jacked off 10 times in a single night. I've never coomed so much in my life.
>Member since 2001
This guy wrote 11 reviews today. wtf
What the fuck. This guy is an absolute nightmare apex coomer.
>he lives in Wisconsin
>mfw I could've passed right by him these 25 years without knowing
>tfw you could have been coomed on walking to school
who is this
so much closer to believing in this now
kekt and saved
Lets be honest lads, Blacked Raw is a guilty pleasure we ALL indulge in. Even my uptight gf likes it.
Boxxys porn star sister
EXTREMELY based, but also red and pilled
>You WILL coom the spooge
Are you black?
Kenzie reeves?
As black as the ace of spades my fellow. Haha.
>porn isnt damaging
Reminds me to Jose Fritzl!
>Kenzie reeves
Damn she is ugly as fuck from every other angle but this one
Only you do fag
>2011+
>not watching exclusively femdom porn
First thing I thought of
weighted faps is failure
he is the dorian grey attic version of johnny sins
Let's be honest, you're a jew. Fuck off.
Nope not me.
Only mayos and gooks AKA the kings of sexual degeneracy consider that garbage fap material.
>Lets be honest lads
kill yourself
>the thousand coom stare
evri tiem
WHO IS THIS FUCKER?
Mind you it's not just one scene. HE REVIEWS ENTIRE PORNO DVDS...THAT'S LIKE 2-3 HRS OF PORN EACH
This guy literally watchest like 6 hours of porn a day. It is his TV. It is his netflix, his Jow Forums. It is his one and only hobby. He shaves his head so he doesn't have to waste time grooming hair in the morming, so he can have more time to watch porn. This guy is THE Chad cumbrain
WHAT THE FUCK
Apparently he has been reviewing since 2001, so therefore it's about 1.5 pornos a day. If we assume a porno is about 90 mins each, that's 135 minutes - just over two hours - of hardcore porn everyday for 18 years straight. He is become cumbrain.
>im not the only one who thought of that
Holy shit
Based. Fuck women.
Most Porn Star spouses look quite beta.
Unless they are porn actors / directors / mma fighters / musicians etc then you can expect the relationship to last 3 years or less.
Kek
100% correct