What is the strangest thing that happened in your gym Jow Forums?

My friend and I were talking about smoothies and juices. We agreed to grab the juice after our workout. This hobo boomer followed us post workout to the super market. He looked pretty disappointed. I dont think ive ever been stalked til that day though.

Beets carrot orange my fave

Yeah shes a literally insane dog mom. Shes been off the pill for two years. Its me though, been blasting and cruising for 4 years straight, she doesnt know. But other that shes great.

I doubt it, poor things have been neutered.

There were some black people using the same water fountain as the whites. very odd, should have said something to the manager.

> Shes been off the pill for two years. Its me though, been blasting and cruising for 4 years straight, she doesnt know. But other that shes great.

Wtf does that mean

Ew gross

Blasting and cruising means ive never come off steroids. So my natural testosterone production is zero. Shes been off the pill for two years. Gf thinks she cant have kids, and has been for all kinds of medical tests, all of which she passed.

However she doesnt know the extent of my steroid use, or how it affects fertility. Im never not roiding, so we'll see if she catches or not.

Dont do it

Stay salty

lmaoing at your retarded gf "doggy tuxedo" pfffHAAHHAHAHAHA

your gf tells you how YOU should propose to her? You are even worse than a cummer

How do you know they're different races?

Your GF has fucked the dogs user

Steak

Don't freaking do it. I incorporated my wife's friends in ours and they absolutely fucked it up and it was terrible imo. She thought it was good but it should have been way better. I can't imagine trying to use animals.

>didn't pour salt into the hambeast's eyes

I dodge animal people, like my ex
believe me user, you don't want to marry someone that cares more for a dog than for you

bro that's pretty fucked up

>Somebody left a baby in the change room

>expat in Germany
>see Germans shitting up the gym, leaving everything on the floor
>no one enforces rules
>had enough of cunts leaving dumbbells on and around benches I'm about to use
>start reracking everything as a warm up and telling people to rerack their shit to comply with house rules
>fit couple asks me why I'm doing that
>why shouldn't I?
>because it's annoying
>leaving weights on the floor and not giving a damn about people like you two do is more annoying
>you don't work here
>neither do you, see that sign over there? It says "please return the weights," it's also in the contract we signed
>b-but nobody does that here!
>I'm not everbody
>both mumble something in German, go back to their workout
>I go to the manager, tell them what just happened
>bewilderment.png
>manager goes up to the cunts and tells them to rerack their shit

Similar has happened 3 times since I started doing this. Holy shit kek Germans are selfish retarded autists with no regard for anybody else. I feel like I might actually get kicked one day out for complying with the rules if enough people complain about me.

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Seems weird that Germans wouldn't be the most anal for rules. I get the impression that they love rules and love even more calling others out for not abiding by them.

Congrats for finding the only gym in Germany with fake germans

Stop being such a cunt to your girl, it's unfair to do that to her. You wouldn't want a female to do the same thing to you.

>Seems weird that Germans wouldn't be the most anal for rules.

I was surprised and disappointed as well. You need to work out here to see what I'm talking about. Pic related is a premium gym I go to sometimes. It's the same thing, weights all over the place, on different floors.

>Congrats for finding the only gym in Germany with fake germans

All 3 people who confronted me for reracking/telling them to rerack were white so far, blue-eyed and all. Looked like Germans to me. The gym is located near a university and most members are students like me.

I too thought they loved rules, sadly this seems not the case with German zoomers.

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What am i supposed to do, come off steroids and lose gains?

Do people plan their proposals now? What the fuck is this?

Kek , tell us the story

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get

out

Yes bitch

Fucking hell the state of this website

You are thinking of Germany pre 1945

You should wrap each of your testicles into its own little box and dangle on each around your dogs' necks and have them deliver them to your wife for her to stamp on.

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I know a guy.

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Post 1945 Germans are probably the most cucked people on the planet, they're never not reminded about the holohoax and how it's their fault and how they need to import rapefugees to prove they aren't Nazis anymore etc.

>Mcfit
What did you expect?

Thats becaus he probably went to McFit, which is almost entirely populated by turks and arabs

i thought the guy with the blade was proposing to the guy in the funny shirt cause the woman just sat there with her fucking phone out

What is the point of a faggot """marriage"""?

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i switch gyms quickly after one guy went apeshit with a barbell in my old one. dude killed a guy, beat someone unconscious and threatened to analrape some random woman before he ran off

to destroy western civilization

Normalisation of pederasts. Pure fags are generally against the same-sex marriage.

not him but gains>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wimin
all day everyday

nigger gains are temporary while family is forever, straight your shit out. A good doc will help you keep most of the gains.

>gf tells you how to propose

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>Phone glued to her hand the entire fucking time
She should not have been proposed to

>they mumble something in german
Was für n Arschloch, du wohnst grad in Deutschland, und kannst anscheinend kein deutsch sprechen
Ich bin mir fast sicher dass du lügst, wenn du uns von diesen Leuten erzählst. Du hast es ja mehrmals gepfostet.

The pictures look like you put some weights on the floor in an empty gym and then took pictures of the mess you made. Why do you hate Germans you kike

Halts maul Junge. Bin nicht er, aber im jedem gym in dem ich war, sahs wie scheisse aus. Überall liegen Gewichte rum. Niemand räumt auf. Insbesonders Kanacken.

berlin?

You are getting cucked.
Turn the dogs into Korean BBQ and feed them to her to show dominance.

>be me chilling on /fit for a sunday night
>See thread aboyt weird gym stuff
>Nothing weird hapoens at my gum :(
>Secod post is another proposal one
>Ohh ill tell them how my loving gf wants a proposal with her dogs haha so quirky
>makes post
>"shes planning how you propose, your a cuck"
>"Incorperate dogs in proposal and wedding, she loves them dogs more then you"
>No guys, no no no no no. She luvs me, im not a cuck
>Cry myself to sleep

I support this bro.

wtf is that shit, you don't make a proposal look like a show, that shit is private.

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The weirdest thing that happened to me was some crack addicted nigger speeding into the empty parking lot as I was leaving with a friend, he hopped out of the car and was asking for money. I told him to get his own shit worked out. Glad I didn’t get shot

eckendorferstraße?

Fags.

Strap a bomb to the dog and take them both out. You are heading for a disaster.

>no one enforces rules
Let me guess. West Germany?

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Lel

reminder that Nusret is really the GOAT

Can they have fag only gyms?

The McFit I visited introduced a program around last year that people can get membership for like 5eur/month, nowadays it's so crowded and full of retards it is so amusing, people sometimes look at me so confused when I rerack weights it's like "oh das foreign mann reracks his platez mein gott", I almost killed probably 3 people when doing OHP because they are queueing up literally next to the rack and being oblivious af

Wtf why does she have the phone in her hand all the time?

Commie fag

I'm a nationalist socialist, not a communist.

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>lose something you never earned to begin with
Meh, sucks to be you

>you just know

this one time i paid ~$1,000 over the course of 9 months for a body i couldve got with pull ups, chin ups, pushups and various other body weight/calisthenics exercises I could have done at my local park for free haha

i was alone. Then a guy and 2 girls came in.
He was about to go into the men dressing room, then went back, told the girls You're alone? Then I'll change with you. And entered the women dressing room

German social autist here, my homegym is always in perfect order, never looking back to going to a gym filled with whores and normalfaggots.

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Erhäng dich du Anime schwuchtel

CrossFit games.

Did you give him a happy ending?

imagine being the guy who stuck the ring meant for his wife forever inside the fried ribs of a lamb
all the fat dripping down from it
just as fat as she is desu

You wouldn’t have seen that in Memphis when I moved there in 1963.

This was meant to be a reply to the earlier post about blacks and whites using the same water fountain

>doing clean and jerks
>behind me guy is on lat machine
>after a set guy approaches me
>"wow you're really strong"
>asks a few questions about clean and jerk and why I do it
>no preamble
>"you wanna come with me and watch a movie later"
>"nah i got stuff I need to do later (also because I don't fucking know you and I'm too autistic to go to crowded places"
> ...
>mfw realize I was getting hit on by a gay dude
It was flattering that someone found me attractive enough to hit on, but weird because I don't swing that way.

>not a single person in this gym does legs

Instagram generation.

Some of the funniest shit I've read.

Hmm. I was doing OHP, and these 3 arabs guys who always train togwtjer took over the corner of the powerrack arena and started doing their bullshit crossfit routine. At one point they where all doing goblet squats and really vocalizing their breathing. They were doing it out of sync so it was like watching some fucking oompa loompa shit. Laughed quietly to myself about that.

That's psychological torture.

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Boxing is Jow Forums, right?

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What the fug

Put your foot down and tell her no. Explain that it is impractical and that the dogs could shit during the wedding. This is a test for you to see if you can control your wife. She is gauging how much of a pushover you are.

Lmao you sound like a huge fucking pussy
Waaah waaah there are Dumbbells on my floor
Waaah waaah im a dyel noodle armed Baby boi
Fick dich ich lasse grundsätzlich alles liegen lmao

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based and schlop-pilled

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>ive been blasting and cruising for 4 years
>it isnt immediately obvious to my gf and everyone else around me
Is your gf is legit retarded? Or did you forget to lift?

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Man 99% of normies are absolutely retarded when it comes to detecting nattys or frauds.

Checked but Jesus man

That's a nightmare

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This bitch better be a 10

WHAT THE FUCK

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