>taking shit in university unisex bathroom
>couple comes in and they go into stall next to me
>girl starts blowing him and her legs are under the divider going into my stall
>this guy is experiencing a pleasure I will never feel
>this guy probably has a 2.0 GPA
I study 10 hours a day, I lift for 1 hour, I just want a warm hole to come home to
Just go under the stall and steal his girl. Take off your shirt and she'll be sucking you off in no time.
I fucked her
vaginas are overrated. your fixation on them is your way of ignoring your true problems. If you find your education important enough to dedicate 10 hours a day to it, you should be able to realize that degeneracy and carnal pleasures are fleeting and only serve to distract you from the way.
faggot
you dont want a girl who openly blows a guy in a public unisex toilet
>not pulling her by the legs into your stall and forcing her to give you a blumpkin
you should’ve stood up and yelled “your birthday technique sounds super SHITTY” then shit all over her legs
Should have let out the biggest fart of your life or peed on her leg
I don’t really think that’s the point of his post
Should have asked for a reach-under.
If denied start blasting mas dank ass.
this, but keep in mind senpai that vaginas are not overrated if u never get them.
He's right though.
Stay with a girl like that and eventually you will need antibiotics, if you're lucky.
Its like oxygen, you don't really notice it until you don't have it
>this guy probably has a 2.0 GPA
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Bang nerds bro. I can guarantee there is at least one chick in one of your courses that gets wet thinking of you.
you're right. I should have said they are trivial, but boy are they great the first few times.
yes indeed.. and i have a feeling that OP here isnt getting any action
its fine OP, just maxx out on your base stats and start approaching women
do this and the cum holes will come to you and you shall coom plenty
>not blasting braps as loud as you can, singing loudly to yourself and getting poop everywhere to ruin their experience
NEVER gonna make it
Based
>Insulting someone's birthday technique
Too far, user.
I'm in Germany though. They would probably have enjoyed that
Kick open his stall door and suck the guy's dick.
Should've had water with you.