Wow mister, you've got really big muscles

>fantasising about small children
>not fantasising about mature braphogs

You have low T. And cumbrain.

>fantasizing about used up roasties
>not fantasizing about PRIME Pussy

maybe you're in the cumbrain here

I just ignore everyone under the age of 18, without a parent present, trying to talk to me. It's literally the only course of action for a social outcast like me.

>”bodybuilding? do I look like a fucking faggot to you?”

>Oh, I don't go to the gym. I just like to play sports sometimes. What about you guys?

People love to talk about themselves, just give them an excuse.

too real

cringe
based

This is feminists propaganda, Men are almost wired to like youth in women deal with it.

"I wouldn't say bodybuilding, but I work out every now and then because who likes workout out, right?" Ultimate move you don't look like a try hard but you care about your appearance and you sound relatable.

Based dubs

These. I've learned the hard way to never go autismo about "lifting"/nutrition. Just tell normans you try to eat mostly plant-based and do sports it's the least autistic respond.

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>"B-bodybuilding? Nah I just do Wii Fit every once in a while"
>*scratches back of neck* heh...
>360s and walks away

I would never put myself in a situation where there are groups of underaged women at

Gif rel

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Yepp, one of my friends that is a girl told me not to talk about gym and working out because it makes you sound like a douche or "fuckboy"

2nd from left is wife material

How did you kids get into my home? Get the fuck out.

*unzips dick*

>taking advice from a female that unironically uses the term 'fuckboy'

This is why i dont date western women. God bless SE asia. Ill talk about whatever issue i feel like talking about, faggotbitchcucknigger.

Why are people saying these are kids? They’re clearly adults I don’t get it

Feminist brainwashing

say nothing and walk away
openly emotional women annoy me

Her advice unironically got me laid with her friends so I don't really care what you think

Because Americans are taught anyone under the age of 25 is pedo tier. In other news Americans are ass fucking backwards when it comes to human sexuality, between that and niggers this is probably why the country is so fucking fucked.

SEA women are ugly as fuck

you can literally get raided here in America if you save 18-year-old girls to your computer

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Banging a fat tumblrina is something to be ashamed of. Its your life, do as you wish. I wont listen to you either.

But have some self respect, good god.

Better looking than your mom. My gf is Singaporean, i will NEVER date western again. Im attracted to women, not ugly butch mandykes that have been brainwashed by the jews into hating themselves and men.

Ever noticed the most hateful of feminists could pass for men, look at hannah gadsby

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Yo anyone in the thread have that image of the blonde guy and the gook saying "plusasian pussy soo tight", etc.

>says the incel so ugly he needs to go for asian women
LOL

>can't attract a white woman
>settles for a jungle gook
>increasingly desperate copes

You say
>thanks cuties
Then give the ol' finger guns and walk away

>tfw no 14 year old sister who'll bring her friends over
why even lift

>*grunt*
>walk away

Id happily bang your sisters, but id spit in their face afterwards. How can i respect western women? Anyways nice white knighting, im sure some thot will give you a virtual pat on the head.

>incel
>girlfriend

Are you fucking stupid.

My daughter's friends do this.

I reach into my pants and pull out my thick copy of Starting Strength and begin reading aloud. Speaking of “aloud”, they are not allowed to leave.

Do they swolest/harass you? How old are you and how old are they?

Yeah bro she was an ig model, only thing fat about her was her titties and as bro, enjoy those stick asains

thanks I do a lot of zumba

>instagram model

Is this a joke? Post her pics you lying fuck, and ill post my gf. We'll let Jow Forums decide mine is superior.

Shut the fuck up you slags

based

Get the fuck off my porch you sluts

Grab a brush, put on a little make-up.

Jow Forums hates yellow fever fuckers though. Except the shills.

>”sup dudes”
>walk away

"Nah, I mostly rock climb"

Based SOAD poster

Just start taking off my pants and fall over and hurt myself.

New wallpaper. Thanks fren

This actually worked for me. The girl ended up being a competitive dancer and invited me to some shows / parties / gym classes

>wow you have nice shoulders, you look great
>>y-you too
>thanks actually...

Is that the resident evil girl in the white? She mogs all of them

>T-thanks I do some pull-ups and dips here and there. You young ladies have a nice day.

wtf

Idk if you might like this one but have at it anyway, thanks for the (you) too

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start smiling and flexing and then talk to them and introduce yourself you fucking pussy loser OP

>yellow fever

Why be racist when you can be quiet

they are all literally in their mid-20s

>what's the correct move here? how do you react to mires like these?
Sage and reporting these shitty threads
You’ve never talked to a woman, you’ll never be a woman, post body

>you've got really big muscles
>for you
>*sees whispering grils*
>Uh you don't get to talk to friends

That's not racism though.

>just good genetics :~)

The one in green looks like a female Admiral Bulldog

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Had to google the guy. Pretty sad you follow a streamer. Typical zoomer. I bet you steal your dads wallet to donate to him so he can call you a faggot live on twitch

i only donate because i like his streams, i only donate 50$ a month maximum

based deathposter and chekd

shut the fuck up faggot

I know him because I used to play Dota 2. I don’t watch his stream or even have twitch

(You) are not me

But you would walk right towards them

>teehee
Have you ever gone outside of your house? Forcrineoutloud

Nobody would be this retarded

"Shut the fuck up zoomers"

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Чтo пpoфypceтки мaлoлeтниe пaпeнькoгo вocпитaния нe хвaтaeт? Ceйчac я вaм пoдзaтыльникoв пopaздaю!

Light yoga and good genes i guess

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Fall out of bed

Why dont they have forearms?

coomer detected

BEGONE THOTS

Really dude? Why are you posting pictures of young girls? Should be posting pics of women who are my wife’s age since that wouldn’t be pedophilia.

Ugh, maybe? First off you really shouldn't take what women tell you at face value.

Second off, yeah going full gym-autism on normans might not be the best conversation route but it depends.

You ever hear the phrase, "be yourself"? Well, be yourself and you will find people who don't like you but you will also find people who do like you. I've met a lot of people and sparked up a lot of conversations talking about the gym and fitness. Understand what people you want to spend time with and embrace them.

I'm just imagining Jow Forums spending hours alone at the gym lifting every day, then socially breaking down when they get attention by a few kids.

>shrug and say "I work out a little"
>so should you, training is really fun. You guys do any sports?

Then try to inspire them to take up martial arts.

>be downtown
>walking past food truck surrounded by food truck vagrants
>"AY YOU GOT A LIGHTER"
>start to turn around, thought I had one
>"YEAH YOU, MUSCLES, YOU GOT A LIGHTER?"
>"n-nah, sorry man"
I guess it's a mire? I dunno how much value can be attached to the word of a food truck vagrant

I M P R E G N A C A U S T

Have a seat

Did you tell her to shut the fuck up about her autistic hobbies, or did you just bend over and laugh off the casual misandry?

>you girls are a little young for me, but you can watch me plow your older sisters if you have 'em *sips*. Maybe they'll let you eat my cum from their assholes.