WHO HERE /30+/?

Ahh yes..
A hateful little onions zoomer

>still being on Jow Forums in your 30s
Might as well just give up already, user.

Just like a zoomer to attempt to identify as something they literally aren't

true oldfag here, the boomer meme made me try sips.

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>he thinks he's not here forever

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Sipping cum

We too were zoomers once.. But we didn't drink soi milk. We drank bean juice

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>being on Jow Forums post 2011 for any reason other than nostalgia.

What the fuck are you even doing, kid?

Don't fret. I'm 31 and just last year I lost my virginity to a 19 year old virgin co-worker who Ive been in a relationship with ever since. Miracles do indeed happen.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH, you're still a permavirgin until you reach a very old age now to balance it back out

If I ever find myself in a situation where Jow Forums becomes my only source of entertainment at the age when I'm supposed to be a responsible adult, I will probably neck it, because I obviously failed somewhere along the way.

31, gonna be 31 in a few months. Been lifting off and on for about 5 years now, never made any gains impressive by fitizen standards but I can pull 3pl8 so all the normies I know are blown away.

Anyone here started snoring as they get older? I'm thinking of getting a sleep study, I'm starting to feel less rested every night and I think it's my snoring or some kinda apnea meme.

Like 90% of peoples entertainment is watching TV dude. If you spend that time reading, even if it's just on Jow Forums, you're ahead of the game big time.

Yes! You drank the juice from her little bean
Let us all cheers to her bean juice

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No she doesn't like being eaten out she thinks it's gross, which Im totally fine with.

GOOOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING C'MON!

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30 now, a dad in January 2020. Solid career is forming. Life is good my brothers

You are actually delusional if you think reading some random anonymous dumbasses with a poor gramar, pulled out of an ass opinions and absolutely retarded takes is any better than watching TV, you could at least learn something from watching Discovery or something instead.
But you are completely missing the point if the first thing that came to your mind about how adults entertaining themselves was TV, so I see no point in continuing this conversation.

It's not my only source of entertainment, there's plenty else I keep occupied with, and I tend to my responsibilities with professionalism, punctuality, and accountability, but I feel I've already failed anyway. I'm just biding my time, waiting for my dad to pass, cause he's the only person I don't want to hurt from ending it.

>the salty toxic zoomer

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Mowed my dad's lawn again today. He's got a bad back so he can't do the finer details anymore. Lived his life primarly as a landscape company owner. Now, because of destructive back surgeries, he can barely walk so he can only use his riding lawn mower.

It was about to rain after I did the back lawn so I hopped on his Snapper S150. Spent a good 10 minutes sitting there in confusion as to how to turn it on. He showed me once. Usually I just mow it all with the push mower but the rain clouds were setting in and time was precious. Couldn't get that sucker going. Sitting there like an idiot on my phone trying to look up the user manual. He showed me once. Must have missed something...

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Yeah you hurt me. Why do zoomers become traps? Seriously though, imagine having 12 inch biceps. Hey, where do i get free porn from?

Tik Tok? Bro, shall we go fuck some girls? What, you'd rather wank over instagram?

>wub wub wun rrrrrr wub wub wub!!
>I fucking love this song!

Repent.

>31, gonna be 31 in a few months

That alzheimers already kicking in

>But you are completely missing the point if the first thing that came to your mind about how adults entertaining themselves was TV, so I see no point in continuing this conversation.

It's the first thing that came to mind because it's factually true.

>gfs but no sex
how do you fuck up this much?

Boom on Boomers

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Based

2006 oldfag, 36 here. 3 years lifting from fat fuck to jacked fucked. Today I looked at my reflection and coomed.

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Inspiring

I just turned 29 and I'm terrified that soon injuries are going to take months to heal and gains will dwindle to nothing. I might as well do zumba and get a zimmer frame.

More millenials are in their 30s than Gen-Xers now.

36 here
lifting for 2 years making next to no progress
about 2 months ago i started tracking my protein intake after always just assuming i ate enough since i love meat. nope. nowhere near enough. start hitting 4 scoops a day and a dozen eggs and i've literally gone from 82kg to 98kg (i'm 6'2 btw) in like 6 weeks. was worried i'd missed the test window before my forties but looks like i'm gonna make it bros.

I did a one plate squat and got a hernia. And its gonna happen to you too.

Sweet gains boomer fren

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82 to 98Kg in 6 weeks is like 15Kg of extra fat unless you're juicing. Nobody gains over 1Kg of muscle per month naturally. I'm not trying to shit on your overlal progress but just be careful, maybe get some body calipers so you can keep an eye on bodyfat percentage.

>This lack of self-awareness

Checks out

Please keep your faggot ass away from /diy/ Jow Forums /n/ /out/ & /p/
Thanks.

I’m 35 and I’ve been here since I was 26 or 27.

Riding lawn mowers are terrible for you back as well usually.
Hope he has suspension seat or flat as a golf course lawn.

Tfw you're 31 and have been on this fucking website for fifteen years.

Things aren't so bad though, I'm back in the gym and have resting quad definition, am losing the belly despite still eating like shit, am married and bought a house with the wife.

You too can make it, friends.

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Oh i know i'm putting fat on. I think a lot of this weight bump is water filling out my old gains (up until recently i've been mainly keto and have been flat as fuck overall). In 6 weeks my entire frame has changed quite drastically and i'm finally actually getting stronger every workout. The difference in strength and look is night and day since upping my protein intake.
Im going to continue as I am for now and just focus on getting as strong as i can. In a few months i'll cut, which hopefully will be super easy with my long keto/IF/snake diet background (about a year ago is was 74kgs).

You’re still only just starting life chief, you’re Jow Forums now so you’re gonna be spry til you’re atleast 70 which is tons of time to do whatever you want. Have fun.

>snake diet

Please please please for the love of fucking God and all that is holy, steer clear of this. It's the fucking snakeOIL diet and is nothing but starvation and magic beans. It is extremely bad for your health.

it's literally just fasting and electrolytes with a meme name

This is more accurate than it should be.

I got treated for apnea and it's pretty great, but was a bitch and a half to get started. I have good insurance but was still a hassle. Some people just buy old CPAPS off eBay and just clean them very well, if you're impatient.

This entire post could describe me except I started lifting at 22.

Just turned 31 a couple of days ago. My lifts were pretty solid back in uni days, lost my edge, got comfy but NOW getting slowly back the old strength and form. Couple of months ago, I changed my diet to the better, cut alcohol and white flour (almost). Started running again at least 1 a week and 3 times a week in the gym. Daily stretching and every other day I work out my abs.

I have rather stable job in one of Europe's large cities, comparatively high income and a local 6-7/10 long term gf since 4.5 years.

based boomer frens we made it

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My girlfriend calls me oot oot... 32 years old

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32 here
It's going okay
Finally got fit starting from 30yo so now actually seeing the benefits. shame I'll only be able to keep them for another eight years, but that's okay.
Started a political party in 2016 and been picking up steam ever since. Next two years we're looking at getting some of our people elected locally which is nice.
Though to be honest, knowing what I know now, it would have unironically been faster to just make tens of millions of dollars somehow and "lobby" (buy) a politician or two. But I wanted to do it the proper democratic way not "Democracy(tm., pty ltd.)"

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Normally I would mock your intellect or insinuate that you are Jewish, but due to dubs;
>Source?

I’m 30 in 2 months can I join you guys? Life is pretty good desu. I’m DYEL here but fit by normy standards. Just had to break up with my 23 year old girlfriend because I’m moving country. She’s probably the best girlfriend I’ve had. Super positive and energetic, didn’t like feminism, loved trying new things, sex was great etc.

I’m focused on finding a new job and cutting now for abs. Will swim every day.

I'm 31 and been here since I was 17 ead

>tfw 31yo boomer
>only started lifting one year ago
>all those years of peak test, wasted

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Old man strength is kicking in just in time for the clown world to fully manifest.

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31 y/o boomer here. My (wifes) son saw a picture of (((The Avengers))) the other day and said “look mommy daddy has muscles like Steve! (capt. america)”
Not even close really but still feelsgoodman.
It’s almost 6:30am here, who else here doing /yardwork/ today?

You've probably jerked off countless times. You'll never technically be a wizard.

>31
>wife
fuckin hell, 28 here and i thought id be on my way to wife kids house by 30 but guess not...

I'm 29 and starting to get a bit worried about turning 30. I regret not lifting earlier and not sleeping with enough girls. How do i accept my fate?

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33yo boomer here. can I regain my virginity if I'm abstinent for 10+ years? I really want to become a wizard

>t. zoomer
The thought you need to justify yourself to do something disgusts me.

>wife's son
Ghe who else /fitpol/?

are you me?

Snakes can eat every few days because they're obligate carnivores that often don't have prey for long periods. They're cold blooded so can go long periods with low metabolism and survive just fine. Humans are not snakes and we need nutrition, a balanced regular diet that provides our protein, fats, vitamins and minerals. The snake diet is just anorexia nervosa with a binge in the middle. It matches the dictionary definition of an eating disorder:

>any of a range of psychological disorders characterized by abnormal or disturbed eating habits (such as anorexia nervosa).

Starvation for such long periods will damage your body. You are not just burning fat you are compromising all bodily functions by malnutrition. No qualified dietician would advise anything other than total rejection of such an extreme and damaging "diet". It is a perverted demonic caricature of healthy eating followed by the utterly desperate and impatient.

metro.co.uk/2018/12/18/man-transformed-body-snake-diet-dangerous-8260751/amp/

amp.businessinsider.com/the-snake-diet-is-the-strangest-weight-loss-trend-2018-4

One should always avoid destructive back surgeries, if at all possible. Pic unrelated

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>sit down
>"uahh"
>stand up
>"huep"
>bend over to pick something up/tie my shoes
>"oeehhh"

Very well

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this man has truly made it.

>WE ARE THE ELDERS OF Jow Forums
Bro you just posted cringe

Youngfags, leave this place before it's too late

>green user
Shit I missed him. He rarely gets posted anymore

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Where do you work where you have a 19 year old coworker? No way that would fly in the office environment. You must be a waiter. And everyone in the food service fucks everyone.

hory sheet a true wizard! Your gift is incredibly rare.

always been a fucking retarded mindset. if you think you shouldn't be here at 30+ then you shouldn't be here at 18-29 either.

You clearly haven't watched TV in a while

>justify being on Jow Forums
>one of the few places were open discussion is almost limitless, where people of all sorts come together to laugh at each other
You lack it, you will not be able to fake it. People will know, and you probably have no idea what I am talking about because you just don't understand what it is.

>wanted kids
>31 now and single
>even if I meet a woman right now I'll probably be in my mid thirties by the time I figure out if I really want to have kids with her
Gotta snatch one who's still in her early twenties I guess or else this won't work out too well.

>tfw 27

Soon

>Gotta snatch one who's still in her early twenties I guess or else this won't work out too well.
two girls in their mid 20s had the chance honestly, one broke up with me and moved in with the new guy shortly after, the other said no more than friends

29 years old here, on the cusp of boomerhood. Is it true that younger girls like older guys?

>last girl I was dating was 23
>told me "no more than friends" because she didn't feel like it clicked
>actually she was just dating some med student on the side
>he pumped & dumped her
>she wrote me again right the next day
Really dodged a bullet there I guess because I actually loved her and was completely retarded ignoring all red flags. If she hadn't given me the boot and forced me to take a good look at it I would have probably gone for it.

almost same thing happened with me with the 2nd girl
met up, talked, laughed had a great time
next day she texts me "this was all friends right? :D" and telling me she doesnt see this going more than friends
ugh

fuck this honestly

If her standard is that it has to click because she doesn't want a relationship that's just based on logical matchmaking (or whatever you want to call it) I don't mind.
Just annoys the shit out of me when it's actually just them playing games and trying to fuck their way up as high as possible while thinking they can fall back on some prior guy at any time.
It's a really shitty mindset, as if other people don't have their own lives to live and would be content to sit on their asses till she decides it's time for plan B.

>It's a really shitty mindset, as if other people don't have their own lives to live and would be content to sit on their asses till she decides it's time for plan B.
yeah i agree

Bitches aint shit anons.

Sheeit man I’m 31, been married 5 years and have 2 kids. Have a decently /comfy/ job for local gov, wife stays home with the children, money is tight as hell with 2 kids and one income but we make it work somehow. Actually cancelled my gym membership to save money but I’ve pieced together a homegym, seen too many of my friends go full on /dadbod/. Son just started preschool last week, plays tball too. All the other kids moms are mirin’ cause it seems the average millenial dad is a fucking slob. Having a wife and kids is comfy brahs, it’s easy to hate modern women nowadays and many of them have no redeeming qualities it seems. But there are plenty of good ones out there, improve yourself and they will come. Being Jow Forums is so important when you have people that depend on you, be somebody that your kids can admire.

>be 20
>when i move to a big city i can finally start my life
>be 23
>when i get my career going i can finally start my life
>be 25
>when i make more money i can finally start my life
>be 28
>when i get my own place i can finally start my life
>be 30
>when i build my perfect physique i can finally start my life

where does it end Jow Forums?