Do cuddles increase or decrease test?

It increases test but it decreases rage. Take that however you will.

do i jack off before or after the gym asking for a friend

Comfiness decreases test. Cuddles make you satisfied and complacent. You need to be on the edge at all times

Cuddles with bros increase test tenfold

Cuddles with F*emoids reduce test to barely detectable levels

1. 7 day nofap
2. go to gym
3. fap

uh oh

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to answer your question OP, it'll increase your test tenfold, a raging desire to protect.

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The laptop will overheat in those sheets

a cozy little fire never hurt anyone

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Don't worry dude, we are gonna make it

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If she farts on your dick while spooning yes. If not, cuddling is for soft boys who miss their mom.

honestly this

what kind of ideology or phiolosophy is this? stoicism?

but what about cortisol

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imagine how a woman feels. Imagine how soft and warm her skin feels. Imagine the sweet smell of her perfume. Imagine her tenderly pressing her soft lips against yours. Imagine her letting you get on top of her and insert your cock inside her, softly moaning as it slides in. Imagine the walls of her tight, warm ****** wrapped around every inch of your cock. Imagine her breathing getting heavier with every thrust. Imagine her wrapping her arms and legs around you, holding you as close as she possibly can and begging you to come inside her as you release every ounce of your ****** into her. Then imagine the feeling of pure satisfaction and peace that comes afterwards, and looking beside you to see a person that cares about you and has accepted you in the most intimate way possible. You will never get to experience this because your skeleton is too small or the bones in your face are not the proper shape. Have a nice day.

There's no medical journal that directly tests the hypothesis, so unfortunately we do not know.

Imagine what it would feel like if I coomed in your ear

It would feel pleasant. I may lose my hearing

based

Increases, specially if she hugs you tighter in her sleep

It decreases stress and increases sleep quality so obviously increases test.
Mice that are often cuddled by their mother grow up to be way healthier

>cuddles with girlfriend
Decrease
>cuddles with mother, sister, or daughter
Increase

Sister. Sweet home alabam

this is all true except for the "pure satisfaction" afterwards. what usually happens is either a) round 2 or b) post nut kicks in and my beautiful gf looks like a sack of potatoes and i have employ monumental willpower to not fall asleep because she'll get mad if we dont talk after

Sucks man good thing she isn't your wife topkek

looking at women raises your testosterone by a bit but ACUTE raises in physiological range do literally fucking nothing to you

i wish id never come to this place i wish i never found out about the blackpill and lookism

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ah-bloo-bloo

I don't know about testosterone, but it releases oxytocin.

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The artist is a legit whore my buddy used to fuck

huh? how do you know?

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now that's obvious
what the hell dude
sauce?
wanna make a medical trial about cuddling? :3

We can only imagine bro.....

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You're blackpilled with me as well son

Just as you can't add more days to your life you can't to your height

Stop focusing on aspects of yourself you can not change.
~Marcus Aurelius

Depends
>girl
decreases test
>gymbro
increases significantly

Jesus H Baldheaded christ you fuckwits worry about the sun going behind a cloud affecting your testosterone levels. Do you ever wonder if being an insecure cunt might be hurting your hormones more than anything else?

Stressing about stupid shit is baby stuff, get a fucken grip.

Anticipation of sex increases test.

Cuddling increases oxytosin, the hormone that causes people to bond.

I assume increase as you are doing your job as an alpha male, to comfort and protect a female. But if you are the being cuddled BY the female, yeah you are a bitch.

imagine being so insecure

Imagine typing all that shite for me not to read it
Stop being a loser dude

my gf and i hold hands everywhere, cuddle in the movie theater, kiss every time we see each other. i dont give a fuck about some infinitesimally test gain, she puts a fire in my heart that motivates me

i dont think that will lead to a happy long life bro

we're all gonna feel this someday lads, and we're gonna make it

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gay lmao

Good for you user

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someday

Wrong. There's a reason why guys in relationships have lower t levels

im sorry youre dating some loveless dyke who doesnt like to be touched by a man

Imagine if that same woman were to unleash her farts on you after a nice long sweaty day at the gym lmao that would be crazy right haha.

its because the body recognizes that they've attracted a mate

The fuck you looking at your monitor cunt we all gonna make it now do 4 sets of Benches

I guess i'm too much of a jaded sociopath to relate to this

I don't know, but I think my test levels just decreased from reading though this whiny, bitchmade, weird ass thread.
You guys seriously need to get your shit together.

go back to r*ddit

>Needing testosterone
Never gonna make it. Focus on lifting, virgin.

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After, always after
Ejaculation releases sleep hormones which make you tired

I’m actually married and me and my wife do all of that, I just don’t blog about it on Jow Forums.

You’re the one that’s gay, faggot. Not your gf

>muh le reddit boogeyman
Not a redditor you faggot, but understand this:
Reddit users, as lame and pathetic as they are, are STILL higher on the food chain of life than the "men" who post shit like
and and I'll even throw in super tryhard shit like

You can call me a faggot and have your sour grapes all you want, but I'm very happy cuddling with my bf.

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>this thread

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ted?

you just blogged about it

Just waiting on my synthetic wife

Only if you're natty.

>You will never get to experience this because your skeleton is too small or the bones in your face are not the proper shape

absolute cope

Only if there's a struggle.
Cuddle with a struggle is the best.

happiness is the devil trying to make you lower your guard