What's the dumbest reason you've gotten band?

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The reddit trio of boards. Go back to one of them.

I deserved every ban I've gotten, except the one on Jow Forums where I posted a person's name (literally just a persons name) and it was an auto ban.

>bant
>isn't a board only for users who are banned

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for posting in a bait thread

rent free

rule 3 violation when rule 3 isn't in place
they've been getting better at it recently though so i won't complain

got banned from Jow Forums for 4 days because I posted a 30 yo boomer meme

Once I got banned for saying "SAGE", apparently it's against the rules. I didn't even know.

I've never actually been banned for something genuinely dumb. Well, except maybe an embassy thread, but some guy started spamming porn on a blue board because of it (to get me bannee and the thread deleted) so whatever, I guess.

There was a thread in Jow Forums where the faggot OP couldn't decide on which Desktop Environment to use. I told him to roll for it and made a cheap-ass roll post so he could fuck off. I got 207 replies of retards rolling for their DE and a 3-day ban in Jow Forums.
Stupid fa/g/gots and their technological insecurities.

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Ive never been in a band.

The only reason I've ever been banned is because mods are fags.

Heh, I found my post in the archives. It got only 180 replies, my mistake.
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/65750174/#q65750447

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sticking my dick in a mods feelius maximus

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Damn that's funny. That's what I call a thread hijack.

It wasn't even my intention to hijack it. I made the roll chart in 30 seconds as a joke so OP could fuck off. I didn't expect the average Jow Forumsentoomen to fall for a shit roll like that.
I also bypassed the ban 5 minutes after getting it.

cool IP address

>back in 2007
>moot posts in a thread on /b/
>Ask him, "Sup fgt?"
>Banned, three months
>Reason: "nmu"

No regrets.

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reported

I made 2 posts within 3 hours and got b& for spamming.

For posting an innocent purple pickle that sends the hotpocket niggers into a seething rage

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10 days for being a "garbage poster" with absolutely no explanation or link to post that I was banned for

faggots

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