What's so special about this drink

What's so special about this drink

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uh my dude it says ultra right there on the can

what else do you need to know? what other drinks are ultra? not many my bro

Because I don't like coffee and I need something to wake me up when I set my extra early alarm to mow the lawn on the weekends.

Artificial sweeteners, tastes like cancer, but at least it's cheap

I'll stick to my black tea with sugar and milk

The only energy drink here (UK) that doesn't have artificial sweeteners is pic related. Tastes alright, but it's expensive as hell.

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I tried several kinds of monster drinks but this had the worst flavor
pic related was quite good

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Taste like smelly piss

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>Artificial Sweeteners taste like cancer
>No excepted proof of this
>Drinks concentrated sugar water
>Warhberg Effect

Wew lad

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>tastes good
>refreshing after mowing my lawn at 0700 hours Saturday morning
>goes down easy as I listen to my favorite band Soundgarden
>fits perfectly in the cup holder of my 2002 3500 Chevy Silverado
>makes me feel like a spry 21 year old again

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all drinks with sweeteners taste like aids to me and I don't need to prove anything to you

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You tell me bozo

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actually tastes pretty good. i don't mind the artificial sweetener because sugary drinks tend to have too much sugar or corn syrup anyway which breaks down into acid and makes my mouth feel slimy and nasty. has a nice crisp peach/maybe pear flavor to it. i have been drinking that flavor pretty regularly lately and enjoying it.

Tastes bretty good, and has no sugar.

*sip* Now Monster Zero... *that's* a good drink!

It's the only monster drink that tastes good

The Doctor is definitely the best. Most energy drinks taste the same, artificial and weird. The doctor however tastes more like a carbohydrate juice.

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If your throat gets raped it's a good tip off to the cashiers at Wal-Mart that your throat got raped when you can no longer stomach simple sugars.

>cheap
>zero calories
>caffeine
>tastes alright
>shit ton of sugar so you can die early

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Memetic marketing, that's what makes it special. A few people shill it for money then an insurmountably large amount of idiots shill it for free by making memes, talking about it, etc. Otherwise, it's just going to rot your brain like any other artificially sweetened drink.

i enjoy the taste plus it makes me happy, or at least reduces my sadness a lot and it`s harder to get angry after drinking one of these bois
i know it can be cancer in a can but meh i like it

>tasty
>caffeine
>not much sugar
>cheap

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Doctor is good, MIXXD is amazing, but they're both full of sugar and calories.
Zero Ultra has zero and still tastes alright. Neither of them has that typical energy drink-taste that Redbull and Battery has.