/britfeel/

Are we all you think about. Obsessed by us eh sulky

GONNA BASH YOUR FUCKIN HEAD IN

google.co.uk/maps/@46.0292556,14.5028988,3a,75y,101.91h,69.19t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sRMEJJ9fHZ2257qUktApQUA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
wtf i thought england was 1st world but this is 3rd as fuck

Why don't you like yer Slovakian country folk?

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
*smashes a stool over your head*

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>because he is cute
Is he? Don't think he's ever posted his face

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Orbiters are cuckolds deep down. Bloke defends chika with his life despite the fact some other lads on discord got pictures of his arsehole.

I honestly don't think that even remotely qualifies as the Queen's English.

>but this is 3rd as fuck
>as fuck
Kys zoomer

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Stop this e-stalking pls
I just like to post my current thoughts
Not this

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Check out that wee man in a weird position mid stride. I'd go fucking mental if google maps stuck me on a map tbqh.

If I was in America I would've blown my head off long ago

*stumbles into the bar and grabs a pint, throws it at you*

You would have to get through me first

*whacks your heads together*
stop fighting and join the rally. we are all gonna beat the shit out of the slav

>posting epic gif
>calling someone a zoomer
>telling someone to kys
wow you sure are a unique free thinking high iq individual

*glasses slovakianon with the larp jar*

Get a load of the zoomer inferiority complex in this post kek

imagine living in a place where its gray all the time

That's Slovenia though?

Here's a nice british town, clearly 1st world

google.co.uk/maps/@53.4890421,-2.8741504,3a,76y,191.23h,85.03t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sKUsu-uj94o6vnYLJewNNVA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

*walks into the /britfeel/ arms*
yeh, sumwun wos doin doenuts in tha car park and the car crashd into a tree
it werent me tho

*skids truck in to a tree*
*grabs slovakian user by the ankles*
*throws him round my head*
*tosses him in to the runt hole and closes the runt door*
*slams bud light bottle on forehead and drink the dripping bud nectar and blood*
*get in the truck and drive off*

truckboys

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>What looks like a lamppost is actually a cctvPost
>cage around the camera too
Imagine having to live here

what a lad

google.co.uk/maps/@46.0384339,14.5059161,3a,29.9y,26.66h,80.51t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1snFMkMTdkaFHKAJ3I-qbWYw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

*hires a third world slovenian to post in the thread at half the cost of a brit*

Whos this young fit bird on eastenders lads? She could do with a nice cock in her mouth.

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Am having a poo.

Right me and the lads have done a whip around and got some money together.
*hands you a knife*
I need you take care of some business for us.
We need you to kill off chika and slavanon. 5k each.
You never seen a thing
*nods at you*

Is there any group of people more repulsive than the 18-25 middle class university student? Everything about them is disgusting, from their accent to their behaviour.

*kicks Amer Hussain into an early grave*

feel like im gonna randomly just fall asleep I havent done anything today so no clue why im shattered

>Soaps
You common pleb!

hope the old bloke next door to me has a heart attack or stroke desu

Mumsnet users

I would have to agree with this desu
Particularly those from the south

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What is a good job for a lad these days lad?

I'm sure they detest you even more you repulsive weeb pedophile.

What is it about their behaviour that disgusts you so much?

Assistant sales manager at a Sports Direct

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apprentice shit poster

Why are the japs turning our lads into nonces?

birdseye chicken chargrill and chips down the porkhole

>be me
>girl posts to WhatsApp group a crossword she has been struggling with for a long time; needs to give the crossword to a class for revision.
> I solve the crossword puzzle in like 40 seconds
>she says: user YASS I LOVE YOU

Am I in with a shot here lads?

Love loli, 'ate 3D girls, simple as.

>depressed so i take drugs
>now i am just depressed and on drugs

What makes life worth living lads?
I am terrified of death sometimes.

same dazza, love lolis me

Hahahahhahahhaha
Top kek m8. It is almost as if taking dr*gs is a bad decision innit?

Lads lets all have a sing along for Doris!

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what shall I be
Will I be Chadwick, will I be rich
Heres what she said to me..

QUE SERA, SERA
WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE
THE FUTURES NOT OURS TO SEE
QUE SERA SERA!

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>on an 18 game winning streak on Magic Arena
>1 win away from gold rank

Feel weird and sick lads. The world did not feel real at work today. Everything was weird and I felt woozy and frightened of everything.

>Walking outside
>Some guy asks me for directions
>I've got no idea what he's talking about
>Just point him in a random direction
>He thanks me and goes on his way

Anyone else do this?

SSRI's?
they're a means to an end m8, they're not happiness in pill form

F off to bed early tonight de lad

Join a gym lad. Stop playing games like a beta virgin and join a boxing gym.

No but I was once stopped by a guy looking for a tattoo shop that was open at 1am (In a tiny little village where even the pubs shut at 11).

Yes, except I do it on purpose whenever a British tourists asks me for directions.

*mops up the floor*

Wipe your shoes before coming in lads

I think I might be getting insomnia. Fuck. My brain has been rotted. My IQ has probably dropped. Fuck.

Why didn't Chika avatarfag when insulting poley and pretended to be user?

HMMMM

it really is, and i would recommend to anyone that is happy without drugs that they do not take drugs
im tripping on dxm

>Love loli, 'ate 3D girIs, simple as.

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I am scared of getting schizophrenia. I think I might develop a mental illness soon with the lack of sleep and low amount of friends that I have.

Good observation, forgot when you get banned it deletes all your previous posts in the thread as well. What a cancerous little cunt he is.

how many fingers do you see

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I have let everyone down. My parents. My friends. My family People at work. People at Church. I always let people down. I always make shit decisions and suffer the consequences. I hate myself.

best clear off mate, this place is finished. you wont be getting paid

Oh so that's why we never heard as much about her as other successful actresses.

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This post too

Fucking hell he's pathetic. "I only come on britfeel an hour a day" my arse.

*sets up some extra chairs for everyone entering the thread*

Someone's got to do it lad...

four fingers and one thumb

>reporting my posts
Lol you guys are gay as fuck.

Thing that scares me the most is going blind.
Everything I enjoy in life requires sight so id just fucking kill myself

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*pulls up a chair*

What's troubling you lad? Wanna talk about it?

Yeah he spends every waking hour on here while masturbating to hentai porn. The fucking nonce thinks he can fool anyone by implying he has a social life while posting underaged anime girls? Kek.

i retired the caretaker character lad, let him RIP in piece

>relapsed on furry porn again
I was doing so well

Now he's ban evading, mods get on it.

>have bad life
>think taking drugs will fix it
were you actually depressed or just sad about having a shit life?

WE'LL LIVE AND DIE
WE'LL LIVE AND DIE IN THESE TOWNS
DON'T LET IT DRAG YOU DOWN
DON'T LET IT DRAG YOU DOWN, NOW

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i miss it lad....

>discount arctic monkeys

Complete weirdo. Desperatly wants to look indiferrent yet spends time trying to drum up posts with poor bait.

Actually I've had a quick skim through this thread and it seems awful. Later lads, maybe I'll grace you with my presence next month.

>tripping on DXM

probably drunk a bottle night nurse and think yer out of it, I was 15 once as well kek

Holy shit I feel terrible, I have that horrible pain in my stomach like right before you have the shits except I'm constipated. I really hope this doesn't last I can't miss work tommorow.

That episode of Game of Thrones. What the fuck. They have totally lost the plot.
Was good to watch on a big tele for the first time ever.

Toilberg continues to do numbers on me

Imagine if instead of threads we all met in a village hall once a week, just sitting on chairs and chatting about stuff.

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Considering spending 50 quid to make a Standard MTG deck

only a couple of weeks and everyone will shut up about game of thrones