>"user... can I borrow $20 from you? I've run out of snacks AND money. I promise I'll pay you back... Remember how much I love you?"
What do you do?
"user... can I borrow $20 from you? I've run out of snacks AND money. I promise I'll pay you back...
Get a job and who are you?
>ID
I'm a father now.....
Congrats!
Starve.
snacks? im very sorry to say this, but i've noticed your recent eating habits are getting unhealthy. i do not want us eating any more chips. i will however, buy any healthy foods you desire.
oh, almost forgot..
ilyt.
I'm not ready
Better get ready for child support.
>Dag
Wtf is going on here? ° _°
*Runs away*
>Dag
an unfashionable or socially conservative person.
Nice and thicc
She can pay with sex
Never stop posting these Australia
dad of Jow Forums.
anyone remember this shitpost
D-dad, i-is that you?
Gis sum fuken champn to rol up slud. N crak nother longie cund.
no
No Dad! I've been looking for your for so long! Please, I miss you...
I'm going to go get some cigarettes uuummm I'll be back
*drives away*
Please Dad! Mom has passed away, I have no one, I need you!
Sorry but time for you to become bruce wayne.
*get into a car crash*
*Dies*
chino chan
I am the night. Fear me
Haha I love you too.
No.
>ID dAd
SHIT POST are you a nigger? You have to take responsibility for your unprotected posting. You could've just gae posted and avoided all this.
Oh, it's you.
I'm 23 years old and I'm not ready for this, man.
$20?!?!
what do you need $10 for?!?!?!?
police help, some madwoman is trying to kill me over $5!!!!
you'll hear from my lawyer about that $50 you owe me
oy vey
My gf is on a diet is she eats junk food she gets no cockie
Dad, how are you younger than me?
I can jump through time and space.
time traveling sperm
So you accept that you're my father! I'm so happy.
why? just another person to be disappointed in you
That's the best part. He's already disappointed in me. I can't drop any lower.
>I can't drop any lower.
You can eat the frozen shit out of the cunt of a dog.
You can masturbate at female friends' Facebook pictures.
I want to cum in your pussy
But I spent all me centalink on goon 'n' durries oi only got ten bucks left!