Why don't you just get a gfd gf? Don't you want to have her sit on your face or something?

How do you breath while your face is buried in her butt?

>Is she facing away from your toes or towards them?
Most of the time she faces my toes
>Do you lick her pussy, or her ass, or both?
Mostly the butt, if it's clean or i'm horny enough
>Or does she do it with panties on?
sometimes, but she just does that to edge me and takes them off when my dick starts twitching
>Is breathing difficult?
depends if my nose is buried in her butt, most of the time it is which makes breathing almost impossible. i don't get how those porn people stay in there that long

Why do you ask?

you breath her brapf

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wouldn't you suffocate if a girl sits on your face?

Dying with a rock hard erection is one of the best things

It's hard, but if she sits on your face and leans forward slightly while your head is resting on a pillow, your nose isn't buried that deep in her and you're able to breathe. That being said you get tired after 10-20min and need to take a break.

>girl says she's into gfd
>do gfd with girl
>later admits she wants a dominant guy
>now sees you as a sub forever

learned my lesson. never again

This sounds like heaven but youre probably a few months into the relationships and its just a novelty.

Why can't you just dominate her the next time you have sex? Anyway you didn't make a mistake, loads of girls want to be dominated while only a few are willing to even try out femdom stuff, so when you get that opportunity you take it

6 years in right now, 7 soon. We ping pong between being dominant/master and sub/pet. It's a daily lifestyle at this point.

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that was a long time ago. i'm just going to find a vanilla gf eventually because i don't want to do the dominant thing. i'm not even 100% into femdom, i'm more like a switch. i more so just have an aversion to girls that want to be dominated or beaten or anything like that.

That actually sounds like the most perfect relationship. I hope you two marry and stay together forever

Holy shit thats alot of years. How do you survive being neets? Do you have sex everyday and do all the dominant stuff and hitting each other in a sexual way only or what? Are you both obese? How many partners you had?

Thanks user. Marrying would be nice.

>How do you survive being neets?
We both did crypto when it was still a thing and got money. Now we are trying to learn to work from home with coding and art so we never have to go outside.
>Do you have sex everyday
No.
>and do all the dominant stuff and hitting each other in a sexual way only or what?
Hitting? What? No hitting involved in any of this. The dominant stuff is basically just giving in, dropping all guards and allowing the other person to comfort you, look after you, gently tell you what to do or direct you and so on. More like a caring parent or how you'd care for your pet.
>Are you both obese?
No. slightly under average BMI. I'm underweight and a manlet.
>How many partners you had?
0.

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cute. jealous of you two. good luck, stay safe

Because I'm a low status male with nothing to offer, thus I have no worth as a man. Women will never see me as a viable partner.

I'd rather play DMC5 than engage in fetish bullshit, man.

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>doesn't like consoles

Sounds patrician, you may be a fag

There's nothing bad in owning multiple gaming platforms. PC + console is patrician.

the same reason I don't have any gf you normalfag

>Why don't you just get a gfd gf?
Because it's not easy for me.

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Don't know if this counts or not. I went out with a bunch of coworkers awhile ago, left gf at home. I'm pretty Jow Forums but kind of socially retarded, and I used to strip, briefly. One of my coworkers, a very large woman, kept feeding me drinks all night, touching me, telling me it's a shame I wasn't single. I made the mistake of letting it slip what my old job was. She was also the designated driver for some us. After she dropped off the others, she kept reaching over trying to touch my cock, trying to pull my hand to her crotch, rubbing my abs, asking if there was no way I could stop in for a drink. I reminded her repeatedly I'm in a relationship. She finally asked if I would at least let her see my body and I said ok if she promised not to tell. Back at her place I danced for her and stripped down. I wasn't really ddressed for a striptease, but I did rub baby oil all over my body for her, and let her run her hands all over me, but told her she wasn't supposed to touch my dick, which had gotten hard by that point. She kept trying to anyway, and I'd shoe her away so she focused on sucking my nipples, trying to kiss me, and running her hands over my abs and ass. I was pretty horny so I told her if she absolutely promised not to tell I'd jerk off for her. She promised and I started stroking it for her. She insisted on running her hands over my body, and when it was clearly I was getting into it, she started finger fucking my asshole without any warning. She looked up and told me I had only said she couldn't touch my cock and that this wasn't cheating. She kept kissing me, playing with my nipples, and fingering my asshole deep as I jerked off with one arm around her. When I was close she asked if I'd lick my cum off of her tits and I said no. So she asked me to lean back and try to cum on my abs (she never stopped fingering my butt). I came for her all over my abs and chest and kept fingering my sore behind, telling me I was a "good boy" and rubbing my cum around on me

becowse I don't need no god fucking damn gf

Cont.
She tried to put her slimy fingers to my lips a few times, and I had to ask her to take her finger out of my ass. I did let her give my cock a kiss, and joked that if I wouldn't let her suck and fuck my cock I should let her eat and probe my ass. I told her I really needed to go home and asked if I could shower quickly. She said yes, but came in with her phone while I was washing and said she would record me if she could join me, and promised no funny business. I didn't have much choice. She asked if I was sure I wouldn't fuck her and I said I'd already done too much. She offered to do my back, and spent way to much time on my ass. Before long she was kneeling and pushing me against the wall, spreading my cheeks and rimming me. I'm extremely ashamed to say I got hard and she took that to mean she could suck my cock and finger my asshole again. I took forever to cum, but when I did, it was a lot. She held it in her mouth and tried to kiss me. I resisted and she opened the curtain a little and kind of nodded toward her phone. I let her kiss me, and against my will, she swished my load back and forth between our mouths. Finally we got dressed and she drove me home. She promised not to tell, but I'm still resentful

I''d rather teach her some sick combos with uncle dante tbqh

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Well you can't talk with a mouth full of vag either.

I wish I could talk inside a vagina and have all of her juices drip down my throat.

Oh user, you know what I meant.

BIG BONER STORY HOLY SHIT ANOOOOONNNN

God I want to do that to a man and watch his boner grow as I suffocate him with my butt. Any other femanons? Wish I wasn't single.

You don't have to be single pls be my girlfriend I need that so badly

too bad this isn't a real thing that girls want

console players must be gassed

I'd like to but I'm afraid some of them are plain mean or into chastity/humilliation stuff/cuckolding.

Oh hush. We're not going to bite you, user.

Because where I live rarely any girl wants to be into that and that I'm not good enough for them.
I do not know how much longer I can survive without affection,the only thing I can make to increase the chance for this to happen is to work out and give up on games.
I never had a caring,affectionate,loving mommy to spoil me terribly with kisses,hugs,cuddles and many more ways to show her love for me and introduce me into the world in safe emotional envinronment where I would be protected and feel safe between her warm,soft,voluptous breasts.
To cling to somebody so warm,soft,caring
To hold me in the cold night and whisper me warm words.

Ranting about this in the hope of summoning a mommy gf
1/?

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You're supposed to want to fuck the girl you love MORE, not less.

I'd have to get a gf in the first place

Where do you find dominant women? Do they even exist irl?

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I'd rather get on my knees and worship her feet.

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who said he loves her?

A guy I really like asked me to sit on his face the other day and it made me nervous... I didn't do it. I'm too insecure with myself. But then I went home and regretted it because why would I say no to him?? He wanted it, he asked for it why would I think anything bad would happen? Ugh I'm so stupid and don't deserve men's attention.

In the event this isn't bait and women are just that stupid... Contact him and tell him you regret saying no.

Because GFD gfs are too pure for this world apparently

It's not bait, I went home right after and cried because I'm so dumb and insecure. That a guy I actually want wants me too and it scared me. I don't deserve life. And I'm too scared to contact him. I see him irl pretty often, and I'm having my birthday party at his house this weekend so maybe I'll get the chance again. If not then I guess I blew it and I can go home and cry some more... I'll probably do that anyway no matter how it goes.

I don't understand. I was telling a somewhat embarrassing story of something that happened to me and the fallout of it I deal with to this day

Superb taste, brother.

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I'm simply too far gone. it's gotten to the point where physical contact with other people (male, female, whatever) genuinely makes me uncomfortable.

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shiggy diggiru

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because there aren't any and im pretty much a bear

I need a brown gf to drown me with her brown gorgeus butt

based poorfag

What kind of behavior is considered gwntlet femdom? I'm into sitting on somebody's face but I don't know about the rest

I own a pc and a ps4 though
the pc gaming meme was started by reddit newfag

Does it grow the female ego to know that there are guys would literally pay to be smothered under their butts?

>I own a pc
a 200$ prebuilt potato doesn't count third world nigger

I dont know how to get a gf, let alone a gfd gf.

Idem, I can't even get a normal gf

I live in the USA and i have a 970
underaged

It's when the girl is dominant but also affectionate and loving towards her man

I wish I was under that butt getting teased because my boner wasn't growing enough as it's too small so I clearly need more facesitting.

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Oh, well that sounds like it's right up my alley then

You really shouldn't have done that. Imagine what would happen if your current gf found out? In fact, this broad can hang this over your head as a threat to try and get you to perform more acts from her. You already messed up by entertaining her perverse desires in the first place. I'm sorry to say but you screwed up big time.

Ok, wait. I might be retarded. But I though facesitting was when she shoves her pussy/crotch into the guys face? But apparently it's an ass thing? That's gross. I don't want anything to do with butts or poop.

One or the other. They're, like, right next to each other.

There is nothing hotter than having a cute girl rub her pink puckering anus over your face. Bonus points if she lets out a fart and/or poops on you.

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your fucked mate

originali

I only date submissive girls for plain vanilla sex.

Sure, send me one and I'll let her sit her big hairy muff on my face whilst she plays games all she likes and I'll tongue her asshole.
If people could "just get one" they would have done so

Oh i know. My coworker (let's call her fatty) makes a point of caressing or slapping my ass as often as possible at work. The last time we worked a Saturday together she blatantly put her hand down the back of my pants and shoved her finger up my ass. She whispered that until I'm willing to give her the dick she'll settle for my "hot fuckin asshole" and stood there fingeribg my ass under my pants and rubbing my cock through my pants. She "suggested" I come out this weekend, and offered to be designated driver. She said she bought something for me, but won't tell me what

you posts give me hope that a girl will appreciate the ass i have when i do my squats

It's not cool when the woman in question is basically blackmailing you to cheat or let her do things to your ass. I'm worried about her purchase

Extraordinarily based Eva feet poster

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yeah user, you're fucked. she has enough to blackmail you with by threatening to show your gf, and even if you refuse she'll show your gf out of spite because women do not keep promises, her saying she won't tell is meaningless.
why the fuck did you go back to her place honest to god, you coulda just went home and told your gf she tried to put moves on you and saved your shit

You are so screwed. Consider faking your death and moving to Mexico or something.

I was drunk. I understand her implication and I'm worried she may have bought a strapon to "motivate me to fuck her"

I have life and a relationship here

Not very easy for me. Still in high school. Had to take a "victory lap". When I walk through the hallways, I look straight ahead and avoid eye contact with people. I only ever talk to teachers. Now I'll have to go back in the fall because of a surgery. Another senior year will graduate and leave me behind. I'm completely unready for college because my grades went to shit.

>I was drunk
Won't really work as an excuse. Works as an excuse for letting her touch you in the car despite telling her to stop maybe, won't work as an excuse to your gf as to why you a) stripped and danced for her, b) let her finger your ass or c) why you let her suck you off
People still have the ability to not necessarily be completely retarded when drunk lad
But yes, seems likely she's bought a strapon or dildo or plug from the sounds of it, which will just lead to more blackmail material. You're in a lose lose situation now, and you're honestly probably better coming clean now even if it means the end of your relationship because at least then you don't have to fuck this fatty that's blackmailing you if you don't want to

I don't know. I have a lot to lose. Maybe I can work something out. I hate my life.

I feel for you user, I hope you do find a magical solution, maybe fatty will go to prison or leave the country in a rush or some shit, who knows, but it's a fantastically small chance
At least you can learn your lesson and don't be such a retard when drunk, or have a friend there to help stop this shit

Yeah but what happens if I don't go home with her next time? She's already trying to punish me for not fucking her. Should I text her what she wants or avoid talking to her?

threads like these make me glad i opted out of society and remained a virgin as i know it could be much worse

Me again
Thanks for letting me talk through this. I need a drink...

how Jow Forums are we talking here? How did you get into that line of work being a social retard?

I used to be shredded but light, once I quit stripping I started actually bulking (I used to eat next to nothing and do ridiculously high rep sets at low light, now that I'm actually trying to build instead of just turn on old whores I lift more for strength)
I got into stripping unfortunately through an ex girlfriend

She's overweight. Fat.

They only want sub chad. I read it on their website

crystal.cafe/feels/res/14997.html

Realized that when I read the other posts. Her height?

I don't know, she's kind of tall for girl. Kind of offputting