Dealing with a hangover before it happens

Now I know a lot of you "guys" are pretty green when it comes to social situations and are more than likely to fuck with me due to general autism and envy but hear me out.

I've been fed a decent amount of alcohol while out on a rare social occasion. I'm no neet and have work tomorrow, I just need a decent hangover prevention method before I wake up. Google says water but I need certainty here.

Anyone with a reliable prevention method?

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Water with a pinch of salt.
Whenever you wake up at night, take a sip. Pee when you need to, drink more afterwards.

What does that pinch of salt do? I know sodium is necessary but snake juice is real uncomfortable to drink

do NOT drink water
that way you get the hangover over with quickly, possibly at the end of night just before you go to bed

That is the OPPOSITE thing you should do.

of course you'd think that, because you blindly trust google and hearsay instead of going by personal experience
not drinking water means less to vomit to get the alcohol out too

You are a charlatan descended from swineherds, deserving of the stock.

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Just deal with the hangover like a man. Jesus was still lit as fuck from the Last Supper the morning of his crucifixion.

Don't drink alcohol, it's degenerate

Drink at least half a litre of water before going to sleep. Put a full glass of water on your bedside table. Drink it as soon as you wake up.
Hangovers happen for 2 reasons:
1) When alcohol is mmbroken down by the body it goes ethanol -> ethyl-aldehyde -> acetic acid. The aldehyde is literally poison and it's the part that makes you feel like shit
2) Alcohol fucks with your body's water management. It inhibits adh (adiuretuc hormone), a signal molecule that tells your kidneys not to put too much water into your piss. This makes you loose a lot of fluids, which leads to headaches

You can't really do much about the first thing (Except not being asian. They have a gene defect that drastically reduces the speed with witch ethyl-aldehyde is katabolized into acetic acid.), but you can counteract the second part by hydrating a lot.
t. Medfag

I think this user is trying to troll you into having a massive hangover

drink alkaseltzer before you drink. drink a glass of water between each drink if possible.

drink several cups/glasses of water slowly before you go to bed and it will reduce the hang over a lot

No such thing as preventing a hangover. Alcohol is a diuretic and will fill your stomach with empty calories so you're not getting proper nutrition. Best thing you can do is eat a big breakfast when you wake up and drink something with electrolytes.

Kill a person . Nothing like a thrill of taking someone's life to get you fired up for the day.

drink ~32oz of water with a light but substantially salty snack so you retain it and don't just piss it out.

Eat a decent meal beforehand, somewhat fat/oily (I prefer pasta with sauce ymmv).

If it is quite a buzz, have an alka seltzer before you go to sleep, you'll feel less shit on waking

And yeah, drink enough water, often enough said now.
If you aren't among a "muh battle drinking" group of idiots where it end in social backlash, a having a glass of water inbetween the booze is also not a bad idea.

>I'm no neet and have work tomorrow
You almost make it sound like a bad thing..

Or is that envy i sense?

Drink a shit ton of water if you're up OP also take advil when you get up

Drink a whole pedialyte and eat some nutritious food and veggies go to bed

This
t.alcoholic