Incel Experiment

Made a fake Tinder account, let's see what happens next.

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bump for interest

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What happens next?

It's a live process

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ask teh matches if they prefer circumsized or uncut

Tell them "I got 8 hard inches of uncut goodness"

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bro, I think Alicia is a dude

they are going to catch on quick because you are talking like a 17 year old highschool retard but your profile pic is obviously a 38 year old businessman

>using Jow Forums slang with women

Yeah, they are going to think you are retarded

Talk like a normal human being, you idiot

say, "I'm involuntarily celibate thanks to roasties that got their feminist thrills crushing my self-esteem balls in their vice grip of estrogen supremacy."

Ayy this gon be good

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never triple post. even i know that.

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this is why we can never gather scientific data can you at least try to stay undercover instead of broadcasting the fact you are underage

Is it because I like traps

To be fair it's 2 am and I'm having more fun trolling and seeing how long she will put up with Chad's Incel Autism

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But you're not acting.

Well, you are 100% burned with Alicia, but try to act like a normal human being with the others

Even with a chadpic you still sperg enough for them to tell.

top lel.

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wtf is wrong with you? you have to at least try and not repeat the same thing over and over again. even the video game women get tired of the same convo option repeatedly.

Noted. I'm just trying to get this bitch to unmatch me at this point

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This. It would be better if it was dubs decide or some random number

You didn't have to try for that. Just be yourself some more.

ask about kot
follow up with a my wife chino is so cute episode

It's honestly too late in Burgerland for most women to be up (2 am) I'll have a shit ton of matches tomorrow though. I will be back here later.

use a pic of a more attractive dude and you can be more retarded

im sure if you used a shirtless pic of Jeff Seid or someone like that you could probably act literally the exact same way on tinder that you do on Jow Forums and still have chicks wanting to fuck you

I don't think this guy strays from Jow Forums very often.

That guy is way overkill to pass as an incel

I actually have a girl friend, but I've gotten more autistic since then

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Noo, you fucked up, you should have said it's nomenclature you learned from incel forums, to make it seem common and not make you look like a retard

>girl friend
Yeah there's definitely a space between.

there was some guy a few years ago who would use pics of people like that and put in the description that he is a convicted pedophile/rapist etc and he still had shit loads of chicks hitting him up
if anyone can find the screecaps it is an extremely heavy blackpill

Blame autocorrect

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Just how retarded is she?

Here's some cringe content

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She sounds cute desu.
Ask her if she wants to see your dick

>not registered to vote
>doesnt know how to register
>doesnt know what the political parties are

reporting you to the FBI for dating a 12 year old
enjoy the pokey faggot

She doesnt seem bad

Lmao its OVER boyos time to LDAR

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ask her for some good baking recipes then steal them and dont message her back

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>decent human
>Woman leaning bi - not bad
>Feminist - not necessarily bad
>only cringy part of this thread is op projecting his own incel-ness onto somewhat decent people for attention
>"hahhahah look how cringy these people are guys11!!111!, im gonna make cringy conversations with them and sperg out11!!!1111, im so cool guys!!!111!"

how about instead of being yourself on a good day, act like a decent human and make convo, and then slowly spill your autism into it, or better yet do

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OP is 15 confirmed

plz no bully
I'm all out of swipes, I didn't match much because it's so late

Should I leave this thread open in case you get another conversation going?

then ask for tits at least

lol best advice so far in thread

tfw OP is a giant sperg and still has a gf...

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No

this is not what killing bites is :(

>I like hockey
>Sharks and penguins
Stopped reading right fucking there