/britfeel/

Big sweaty fat bastard in a conservatory edition

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>tfw I have a well paying job, a gf that's outta my league, my own flat and 2 cars.

Still not happy.

Anime anime anime anime

i miss my scottish friend so much, if only he was there for me as he was before

we could have watched anime, cute and wholesome movies and pokemon

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looks like happiness was a jew trick

you must have done something horrible for him to disavow you so fully

That's ok, now you get the added guilt of feeling shitty when everything is going well and the occasional self-sabotage to justify your depression.

you told you you deserve to be happy?
whine to them, not us

The only thing worse than a right-winger is a right-wing woman...
>Reminds me of those women youtubers who pretty much read greentext about how shit feminism is then get their orbtiers to donate to patreon.
I know, right? I sincerely believe that "people" like Lauren Southern and Tomi Lahren should have their brains replaced with those of higher primates so that we don't have to bother pretending that their opinions are worthwhile anymore, but can keep the good parts of them (their tits and asses and vaginas) around without worrying about objectifying a human subject, as no such thing exists behind the eyes of a lobotomized libertarian bimbo with a chimp brain.

Pic related is an excerpt from her "book." I'm so glad that we don't take these womemes seriously in my country.

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eggy weggy mayo wayo sandwich wandwich for dinner

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Some lad here a few weeks ago mentioned he was going London from what I remember he was recommended HMS Belfast
Cola mentioned s he was going London later on.
Then a few days ago two posts are taken from the shard tower, and two pics are taken of the same dinner and uploaded on britfeel.
Then cola posted on /LGBT/ and some faggot from here saw it.
The pic was her in front of HMS Belfast.
I therefore deduce that a lad from here met up with cola. Maybe kissed, doubt they shagged.
Britfeel detective OUT.

This comment for left behind in old thread, but it's a quick rundown on colas shenanigan's with this britfeel boy.

im so tired all the time all i do is smoke weed and eat and sleep and sometimes shower
i have no fucking chance in this word

This. poke-poster always acts the victim when he's clearly fucked over the other lad.

>I deduce
First off: nonce language
You do know she posted a pic on LGBT that was posted here, with a lad around her shoulders, right?
You are a brainlet.

so they're too good looking to have political opinions is your point?

been getting really into podawful recently
makes most other podcasts seem lazy and shit

If every single gay/tranny died I would be glad because then Jow Forums would start being bearable again.

want to post something but it'll take effort and no one will care

No, point is that they regurgitate very basic and poorly thought out arguments (basically, the kind of half assed analysis that you can find on Jow Forums minus the edge), but people value their input because they're moderately attractive women. Even from a right-wing perspective, these chicks are fucking hacks.

Obviously, their looks and gender would be irrelevant if they actually knew how to think for themselves.

gays/trannies dont die, they simple reproduce

>because then Jow Forums would start being bearable again.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA imagine thinking that oh dear oh dear

you don't even know the story why assuming that i'm a victim ? not even pretending i m a victim lad i have acted as an asshole out of jealousy i admit it but now i regret

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Go shill your podcast somewhere else you daft yank

Stuff I bought from town
>king of the hill season 1
>ronin graphic novel
>100 bullets volume 1

Faggots and trannies are the main issue. They raided Jow Forums so hard that they completely changed the board culture.

love singing along to loud pop music in me car
simple as

>tfw no gf also niggers reeee
what a great board

>but people value their input because they're moderately attractive women
that's you buddy
and I know for a damn fact you cannot read minds, so don't try that shit

want to punch you in the face for being an obnoxious normie cunt
simple as

This place was always shite mate accept it and embrace the shitness

>defending nu/r9k/

fucking pathetic, you realise you're even beneath NEETs and incels right? literal subhuman

I'm not defending it. It's shit with or without the gay stuff

old Jow Forums was just as shite as nu Jow Forums

Jow Forums actually had a sense of self and a distinguished culture before the disgusting faggottrannies arrived. What's worse is that faggots and trannies have an ENTIRE BOARD dedicated to them, yet they completely ruin Jow Forums and the bugchasing mods do fuck all about it.

Explain their popularity, then. These holes got relatively famous by parroting generic anti-feminist rhetoric, something that has been repeated hundreds and thousands of times before.

Good weather really brings the tfw no gf out in me

its a good show, i relate to jesse a lot

Post her feet lid.

>tfw your favourite page in the porn mag rips in half when you open it because you came on it too much

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So is cola open to meeting anyone? Does she always put out? How many lads from here has she been with?

OH I WANT SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS
I WANT SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS

>an ENTIRE BOARD dedicated to them
like Jow Forumstards

faggot shit is r9k culture
prove me wrong

Because agree with them.

I'm not going to check the numbers right now so maybe you can. We'll both learn something.
Tell me who has more subscribers;
Sargon, or Lauren Southern
PJW, or Tomi Whatsername
Armored Skeptic, or ShoeonHead

You've got rose tinted glasses on lad the problem isn't faggots it's namefags.
Now that's not a new problem at all.

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*watches from a distance and laughs as your car breaks down on a level crossing and you get killed by a train*

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Think you're expecting too much out of a thread on an imageboard lad.

It's actually /lgbt/ culture but w/e

*prision gay shit*
You failures will take cock out of crippling loneliness lmao

*car doesnt break down because its a 19 plate audi a3*
*speeds off*
*turns the volume up*
EVERY DAY
YOU'RE SAYING THE WORDS THAT I WANT YOU TO SAY
THERE'S A PAIN IN MY HEART AND IT WON'T GO AWAY
NOW I KNOW I'M FALLING IN DEEP
'CAUSE I NEED YOU HERE WITH ME

What hurts the most is that someone beat me to a nice cola gf

cola remains single

Proper sick of being a bachelor desu

Stop talking about yourself already, you mentally challenged tranny.

Nah she's more or less my girlfriend st this point.

Don't think she is.
Cause she's my girlfriend.

need some advice lads
>a few years ago a friend of a friend raped me
>didnt tell anyone at the time becuase i was too traumatised to talk about it plus ive heard loads of stories of people coming out about this kind of thing and no one believing them and them losing all their friends
>so anyway, i didnt tell anyone
>well now one of my friends has started dating the person who raped me
am i obliged to tell them about it, so they know what they're getting into? or will it seem like a lie because its been so long since it happened?
thanks for listening

HUNNID BANDS IN MY POCKET ITS ON ME
HUNNID DEEP WHEN I ROLL LIKE THE ARMY
GET MORE BOTTLES THESE BOTTLES ARE LONELY
ITS A MOMENT WHEN I SHOW UP GOT EM SAYING WOW

my female 18 year old cousin has started dating a 20 year old lad
should i batter the absolute nonce case?

You're obliged to tell the police. And yes your friends too. Don't let him win.

You should stop being a femoid.

CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME
WHEN I HEAR YOUR VOICE I KNOW IM FINALLY FREE
EVERY SINGLE WORD IS AS PERFECT AS IT CAN BE
CAUSE I NEED YOU HERE WITH ME

Has probably already trained her how to massage his balls with her tongue just right lad.

You'd be a God awful friend not to tell them but it will be uncomfortable and ugly. So just as bad as the image you had about telling it years ago.

You sound jealous mate. Calm down.

always knew this niBBa was real sus
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i dont want to tell the police desu, dont want to have to relive the whole thing plus there is literally no evidence so i know for sure it wouldnt lead anywhere
>So just as bad as the image you had about telling it years ago
except i think it would be even worse now because ive let everyone continue being friends with them for all this time
this is why im worried that no one will believe me because they wont understand why i didnt say anything earlier

not jealous, just hate nonces

Not only that but they aren't even the same species.

Say something now you fucking retard. What do you think he's going to be like in a relationship? He's just going to rape her too.
Go to the police. You can't call yours3lf their friend otherwise.

>people falling for this rape larp
pretty sure I've seen it posted here before, almost verbatim.

>tfw scottish homo who always ends up with english bfs somehow

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Already sold one of my Magic the Gathering cards, it's about 25% below the going rate but money is money though if I got into Magic seriously, I might have used that card in a deck some day

Anyway, I can put the money towards a deck box now

Soon I won't be posting here anymore. I am currently learning about sex and once the educational video is over I will be ready to date girls who want to have sex with me. Sorry lads, since I will be out having sex I doubt I will have time for you lot anymore

When I was at the shard this paki kept looking up my dress from the ground

Understandable lad pop in to let us know how you get on

I'd be interested in meeting cola if it wasnt for the drama and bullshit it would spawn here

Poleaboo answer my question you rude runt...

Left wing YouTubers are more engaging and intelligent

>Shaun
>Hbomberuy
>Linsey Ellis
>Philosophy Tube
>Three Arrows

>What do you think he's going to be like in a relationship? He's just going to rape her too.
what if i said its a she not a he?

What questions? Can't see any

>>Philosophy Tube
philosophy tube is disappointingly biased desu

they're adept at circular logic, I'll grant you that

Quite like this deck box

magicmadhouse.co.uk/ultra-pro-metal-nesting-deck-vault-ciruelo-dragon-p45920

>biased
They all are but I don't think they ever just outright say something untrue or ignore a point

what makes magic better than yugioh?

Any britfags got yellow teeth? Mine are looking disgusting after years of energy drink addiction. What's the easiest way to sort them out back to shiny white?

See
And reply. This is a orig post.

start rubbing cum into them

Everything?

>Games last longer than a turn
>You can't lose all your health in a single turn
>Limited amount of cards you can play in a turn
>Cards don't have extremely long card effects yet still manage to be massively diverse in what they do
>No staple cards that are played in literally every deck
>Western art style
>Cards have lore and are part of a storyline

Women can't rape lad

>4 months without weed

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>Western art style
Total paki mindset.

Just been watching some Daria, lads.

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why isn't ublock blocking stupid bender

this is why i dont want to go to the police

Currently downloading autodesk's product design & manufacturing collection
Going to prototype some product that I thought of

i just wish "philosophy tube" was about philosophy and not a very opinionated commie

Sorry, I went out to get a stamp while the last thread was dying so missed it

On my way, I saw a paki say he had "bare cousins around here" and a white woman with a black man in a car

As for the game, I platinum'd it and spend several 10s of hours with it
HOWEVER, the characters and story are bad, massively dull, you'll find yourself skipping story dialogue and there's next to no character development

Gameplay is quite basic and will only get difficult if you're underlevelled or doing postgame stuff - it's not very good and gets frustrating when enemies can OHKO you

Lots of crappy fetch side quests

It's good if you've got an autism/completionist itch to scratch since there's lots to do but it's not that hard to do it, just time consuming

I'd imagine the police would take this more seriously than "hey it's free sex wahey".

when did monie turn into such a raging normie