>26
>Have never had sex
>Have never kissed a girl
>Have never had even a girlfriend
>Have never been on a date with a girl.
I honestly have no idea what the process for getting a girlfriend even is anymore. I just don't understand. Is it just too late for me?
>tfw no half-succubi big-titted glasses-wearing gf who's a few years older than me
Fuck!
My friend just got a GF for the first time. There honestly isnt some magic way to make a girl like you if you arent 10/10 and are rich as fuck. You pretty much just have to hope that after knowing a girl for a while she develops interest in you.
>You pretty much just have to hope that after knowing a girl for a while she develops interest in you.
>Have zero female friends
>Have zero female coworkers
Fuck
If you're 25+ and still a virgin at best you can be an interesting ATM for a women if you're lucky to get one.
If girls doesn't immediately orgasm in your presence you can't be authentically wanted or get into a 'loving' relationship. If it's just the status of a relationship you can take the risk if you want and get a SEA girl I guess. Still won't authentically desire you outside of financial benefits though.
Bro. Just go up to the girl you like and whack her in the face with your cock! Bitches love that shit man! Stop being a beta onions
So that's it? It's all over?
Just ask a girl out. you're gonna sperg out regardless. just keep asking girls out and eventually you'll get more comfortable to talk and hopefully you'll click with someone
>Now known as "that creep" for sperging out on countless girls
asking out a girl and being rejected is a BIG NO NO in uni, you'll be the talk of people walking by and they'll remember you as the guy ho was DENIED
What about after uni
If you've done nothing else. Yes
Just fap to some 2D
He's too old to do that at this point.
>never had a gf till i was 18, even then it was LDR, lost my V card to this girl.
>later got cucked and dumped her, never do long distance
>had a fuck buddy at 22 after 3 years single
>fucked a milf going through a divorce on the side
>24 went steady with a girl who later cheated on me at 27
>go fit, fucked a coworker, my boss, a girl from my neighborhood, a milf, a teacher, cute mulato chick, a chubby chick and this cop girl that had her eye on me.
>got a new job and am getting paid to live in japan
>at 30, fucked 4 japanese girls, 1 girl from australia and 1 girl from new zealand.
>am getting paid to live in japan
Please, teach me sensei, how did you do it?
Oh yeah, recently fucked a chinese girl too.
Moral of the story. Work out, get fit, have some discipline with eating and never be yourself, always have interesting stuff to talk about. What women meet of you initially does not have to be who you really are.
in what social circle? if you are a shut-in loser who never interacts with anyone to begin with you literally have nothing to lose.
apply for jet program so you can sit around and be disappointed
You have seven years experience over him and follow a relatively normal timeline for sexual intimacy. Going into it at his age is going to be a struggle
I agree with the last part though, he should go to Asia. And you should always lead a healthy lifestyle regardless
Isn't Jet a "Come for a year, then get the fuck out" program?
What if you desire a more permanent move to Japan?
Is it strange that I've never cared that I'm a khv? I see people like OP complaining all the time but I've never given a shit, I'm definitely not asexual and know it would be cool to have sex but for some reason I accepted that I would always be alone.
thats just an excuse.
i dont compare myself to anyone but chris-chan, i dont aim to look like Arny or as fast as Bolt.
i always aim to be better than Chris-chan and better than I was before. I am faster, stronger and healthier at 30 then i was in my teens, it is never late to improve, it is never late for a male to get into the swing of things, men dont lose steam until their 70's.
you can flush out all the bad shit in your health in a few months. improvements dont come fast, but they come quicker if you start today and keep at it.
also Tinder and bumble help since Craiglist is a bust now.
And how tall are you. asdfas
>What if you desire a more permanent move to Japan?
You could teach at an eikaiwa or some shit as long as you want (or they stay in business), but the pay will be shit and you'll get fucked in the ass by taxes after a year.
You can get teaching work easily in Japan. It doesn't need to be JET; it's just the best option. Most other companies will give you shit pay, little support and make you wear formal business attire like a douche. You'll also be perceived as a loser by everyone because English teachers are perceived as dancing monkeys.
Girls in college have started filing police reports if a random guy approaches them in the library.
Repent, doomer, and take the escortpill!
ok so talk to them in bars or on tinder or at local meetups for whatever your interests are, in discords, etc. You aren't limited to hitting on college sluts that are likely out of your league anyways and uninterested anyways.
>You have seven years experience over him and follow a relatively normal timeline for sexual intimacy.
This. Having your first gf at 18 is not that especially late. It's not early, mind you, but it's still quite normal.
I'm 28 and haven't even kissed a girl. It was hell trying to get motivated to study enough to pass my courses in university. I went to the gym for a year, dropped down to 11% bf and I was able to squat 2+ plates, still nothing. . No girls showed interest ever.
I even deliberately failed classes so I would stay longer and not graduate college as a virgin. I have to content myself with the knowledge that I'm just an evolutionary dead end.
When I was starting high school, there was a guy who played hockey and was telling me that girls loved touching his dick. He said "Bet girls would never want to touch your dick, user, you fucking loser".
You know what he was god damned right. I passed it off as teasing at the time, surely some girl would see some potential in me in the next 5 years?
I'm now literally double the age I was back then and I'm still a kissless virgin. That guy probably had lots of girlfriends and fuckbuddies in high school and now works as a fireman and has a family.
I had a friend who got mugged when he hired an escort, I'm too afraid to try myself now
General advice would be that if you're arranging to meet an escort, you only bring the agreed-upon amount of cash and nothing else of value. Also just be generally cautious of who you're dealing with and your surroundings when you get there.
stop comparing yourself to others.
again its never too late, focus on improving your life, whatever work you have, save money, dont stop working out, you have potential, in this day and age use dating apps, no one ever meets anyone face to face in social gatherings anymore
>You aren't limited to hitting on college sluts that are likely out of your league anyways and uninterested anyways.
Most of the girls I've been interested in have been short, chubby Asian girls. I never felt like I had a chance with them either.
Do your research before you take the plunge. Make sure the provider you are seeing is legit and well reviewed. usasexguide.nl
>again its never too late, focus on improving your life, whatever work you have, save money
I have 50k in savings and work full time in a developer role. I'm also trying to get a part-time job on the side.
>stop comparing yourself to others.
I've never understood this logic. Comparing myself with others has been one of the few factors motivating me to get off my ass the past few years. I've had almost no positive reinforcement from other people. Not only have I never kissed a girl but I've never even received a compliment either. Nothing to build my confidence, just a long slow trudge.
The fact is that it's only very recently (last 2 years) that I realised that I'm a really smart guy. When applying for jobs, with two separate companies I got the highest score ever on their cognitive aptitude tests. One of these companies was a staffing agency that had placed several thousand applicants. The other was a medium sized software development company. Yet I've achieved practically nothing.
Not to mention you could get caught in a sting operation. Good luck getting a good job with that showing up in your background checks.
That sucks man. When I was 13, I came to the realization that I'd never have anyone, but I never actually accepted it until my late 30s. The worst thing about it now is that I'm just sort of going through the motions of existing and waiting for my mom to die so that I don't make her miserable when I off myself.
Yeah I'm beginning to come to terms with it myself. In a way, it's kind of a weight off my back.
Before I thought I was doing something wrong or if I just did X, a girl might feel attracted to me. Now I've kind of begun to feel OK with it because I realise a lot of it just wasn't meant to be. There are other things to life I suppose.
Just fuck a prostitute you fucking pussies
I don't think people really want sex as much as they want another human being to genuinely love them.
>Just fuck a prostitute you fucking pussies
Great idea, nothing can go wrong.
Oh wait, I just love the text at the bottom "All are presumed innocent until proven guilty", meanwhile their face is all over the internet and all of their neighbours were probably talking about it for weeks.
Looksmax and dl tinder. Don't tell them you are a virgin.
My parents meet and started dating when they were both 35, obviousy they weren't virgins but they found love at a late age
Holy fuck this is so relatabile
I'm at this point right now and I honestly don't see it as a problem. I think I might be asexual.
I don't go to uni. Just cold approach thots. What can they do? :^)
Look where I live, women called security on guys approaching them at the Eaton Centre and there was a big story about it as well on the news.
Imagine living in a """"""""nation"""""""" this cucked.
You burgers truly are fucked, and not in the good way lmao
In a lot of European countries, prostitution is also illegal. In Sweden it's legal to be an escort but illegal to hire an escort.
Do you have friends or interact with people otherwise?
I'm 36 and the same. I did give up ages ago.
Same here except I'm 31. The wizard life isn't that bad, you get used to it after awhile. I have a good job and more money than I know what to do with. It can get lonley not having any friends, but thankfully after all these years anime and video games can still fill that void.
I'm in the same situation. I was never taught how to be social, it never came naturally, and I was bullied and forced to hide so I never really got any practice. I don't know how I would get a girlfriend, like, literally, I don't know what one is supposed to do to achieve that. And I wouldn't know what to do after entering a relationship. I'm attracted to girls but I've never had a crush or oneitis or anything like that. I want to be married but I don't think it's in the cards.
I hate when I bother asking for advice from normal people online, they always say I need to "lower my standards". For some reason they assume girls must have been interested in me (because girls were interested in them so surely it's the same for everyone) and that I just rejected them because I think I'm too good. I don't have standards. If anything it's the opposite; I think I'm not good enough for anyone. There's literally no reason for a woman to like me. I'm not attractive, I'm not strong enough to protect her, I can't boost her social status, I don't have much money. If I look at any female, even fat & ugly ones who I think might be "in my league", I can't even imagine myself talking to her. My brain tells me to "get real", that she can do better, that I'd just embarrass myself.
It never even started user
Your shit was fucked from the git-go and you're just now seeing the results
Accept your life of quite solitude and desperation and know you will never be looked at with any form of affection or longing
its hard but I believe in you robro
That didn't happen to me. Maybe you're overthinking things.
>Have zero female coworkers
This is one of the reasons that led me to work in a factory for a bit.
Unfortunately, they were either ugly and married or ugly and complete sluts who would hookup with a different guy every week.
that mombod hnnnng
Quit larping you faggot