Autistic shit you do

Autistic shit you do
>bring my own bog roll to work because i hate the one in the cubicles
>have to take my bag to the toilet everytime i shit
>the bag has loads of cats on it

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>"Great Stacy, that's all we need is another weirdo in the workplace who keeps bringing his backpack to the bathroom. Try and be nice to him, ok?"

>autistic shit you do
>calling toilet paper a bog roll

I like your backpack user :)

it's rare but some people are more sensitive to rough/shitty toilet paper

if your coworkers ask just say you use your own toilet paper because the ones they have here are to rough for you
if they get wierded out tell them to fuck off and never talk to you again

>autistic shit you do
>confusing "autistic" and "British"

Yea thats why i bring my own. If i use the cheap stuff i get a bloody and beaten asshole. The expensive quilted luxury stuff (pictured) is a delight to my anus

>Tell the doctor that I fucking hate needles when I have to get a shot.
>Can't swallow big ass pills and will cough them back up.
>Shoot squirrels because they are rats
>Shoot pigeons because they are rats
>Think about shooting mountain lion because it's acting like a rat
>Shoot rats because they are rats
>Won't play vidya because it's boring
>Only cuts gemstones or watches anime for fun
>Have a small strongbox overflowing with gems but am broke as fuck
>Doesn't want to wageslave because I could make more as a lapidary instructor
>Too lazy to do it anyways
Whats my current powerlevel

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Or he could just say he has in case he needs to blow his nose, like normal human beings do

you dont use toilet paper to blow your nose you use kleenex(whatever brand since they make them even softer then toilet papers)

you are fucking weird if you carry around toilet paper just to blow your nose

Where did you buy that bag? Honeslty OP you better fucking answer I need it.

My brother gave it to me as a present about 4 years ago, they no longer sell them im afraid. Ripndip is the brand and im sure they must sell similar stuff.

I'll buy it off you $40 on paypal

Thanks but no i need it to carry bog roll

>implying "British" and "autistic" aren't synonymous

Fuck British Land.

How do you feel about raccoons? Would you give my snout a honck?

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Usually raccoons mind their own business and aren't annoying unless they start acting aggressive. My policy is that if anything annoys me I make sure that it eats lead.

>>Have a small strongbox overflowing with gems
You should shoot yourself for acting like a (((rat)))

Talk to myself when I work - a lot

>shitting at work
Who does this

I do. On company time.
It makes me feel better about being a
Wagecuck to think theyre literally paying me to take a shit.

People who aren't skeletons

I make a nickel
Boss makes a dime
That's why I shit
On company time

They probably just think you're a drug addict at least.