Frogs and Feels Tavern

I'm 29 so the clock is ticking. I feel like if I don't find somebody soon it'll be trouble. Pretty much all the stable ones have settled down, so now it's just a sea of single moms left who are desperate to find a guy to help raise their kid.
>eharmony year long subscription
Complete scam, don't buy it.
>tinder
Doesn't exactly work in this country.

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Well, I'm only 19, so basically a total zoomer faggot, but the thing is I barely enjoy doing anything. Feels kinda like I'm just drifting through life right now even though I could be having so much fun. Of course, I'm not totally lacking in perspective, billions of people in the past and today would kill to be in my position. Any "issues" I think I have are just gay whining. Still, the feeling of pointlessness is inescapable every day.

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I know many fellas out there think it's not the best idea, but... you can always go your own way.
Keep your money, have some hobbies, maybe a dog, and you're fine.

Who cares what other people do? Being 29 for a man is not old at all. You still got time. Remember those hot chicks from high school? They had 20+ years old boyfriends. When they get 20+, they'll have 30+ and even older partners.

Alone or not, just cowboy up, and everything's gonna be all right.

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You know the old sayin': "No man is an island." Here's how I see things: everyone's an island. We're all the same, trust me. No one has a damn idea what's going on.

There is no clear path before us, and that's why you gotta make your own way. Try out something new, be bold. Do something you always wanted to do, even if it seems pointless or silly. Maybe you're just too serious, hm?

Wanting to have fun often leads to depression, because enjoying things is not rational or logical at all.
Also, if I may ask: do you exercise? I'm not a very healthy type guy myself, but I know that "a healthy soul in a healthy body" is true. Go out, run for a few minutes or so, and that should clear your head.

Bar is too doomer. May I recommend a change of music to this youtu.be/fv89Cs-fRyg

Also, the same old unemployed life is going to would really appreciate some bottom shelf Vodka cut with equal ice cold water. Popov if you want a specific answer

The legal age of drinking in my country is 21 because post-soviet, so I'm legally obliged to take a water.

So I finally confessed to this girl that I had fallen in love with. We chatted before a lot and I even took her on a date once. I knew the answer beforehand but I still did it. When I did confess, she laughed at me and called me a liar. Told me I didn't love her. I told her I always think about her but she was having none of it. This happened two weeks ago and it still hurts like hell. I don't feel sad, though, just really irritated.

Mind changing the theme, barkeep?

I exercise multiple times per week, sleep plenty and eat a diet with plenty of variance. Still feel pretty drained for most of the day and don't feel like doing anything. I guess having friends to hang out with would help. Lately I've been more open to the possibility that I might be lonely and that a lack of socialization and relationships might be my biggest problem, but making friends is so hard. I don't think I fear rejection on their part, but rather I fear I won't find these potential friends interesting and then I'll have to dump them lest I be forced to hang out with people I don't even like. I find it hard to believe relationships are even worth all the trouble. Even now I feel bad for opening up.

>Bar is too doomer. May I recommend a change of music to this

Why not? The jukebox is all yours.

>Also, the same old unemployed life is going to would really appreciate some bottom shelf Vodka cut with equal ice cold water. Popov if you want a specific answer

You got it.
Anyway - how's it goin, hoss? Any good stories?

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Its going exactly as it was going 6 months ago. Cycle + Run + Shitpost all day.

Starting to get sexually attracted to cheetahs now so that's a new one

>The legal age of drinking in my country is 21 because post-soviet, so I'm legally obliged to take a water.

Fresh meat, huh? Makes me feel nostalgic. Anyway: here's a free beer, because fuck the rules.

>When I did confess, she laughed at me and called me a liar. Told me I didn't love her. I told her I always think about her but she was having none of it.

Knew you need that drink. What the hell is going on with these modern gals? No idea, to be honest.

>This happened two weeks ago and it still hurts like hell. I don't feel sad, though, just really irritated.

Maybe she's just not for you. There are planty of other girls out there.
But hey, I know how you feel, and it ain't easy.

I do wonder: why doesn't she believe that you love her? And she even laughed. I don't get it.
Can't you take her to another date or something? Maybe she just needs more time.

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Bro I just got out of a 4 year relationship with a smart amazing woman who traveled too much and I too constantly second guess and wonder if I can do better and she told me she'd take me back in an instant.

But I really think is right. We can't just go full codependency, We gotta discover what version of ourselves can be happy on his own. And then the kind of girl that guy can attract is guaranteed to be wavy af.

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Has someone here tried to go to a bar irl and talk to the barman?

>infertile

don't look back, now it doesn't matter, but you will want to have kids later

Lol actual bar prices for drinks are so fucking high I can;t even afford to smell em. I just buy my booze off the shelf and keep in my own refrigerator and drink as please. Shit you can get 6 shots for the price of one at home. I am not working myself to a knob so some Italian grease can buy some leather shoes

>I guess having friends to hang out with would help.

See, I didn't even think about that. It's a great idea. Everyone needs company.

>making friends is so hard. I don't think I fear rejection on their part, but rather I fear I won't find these potential friends interesting and then I'll have to dump them lest I be forced to hang out with people I don't even like

And that's why quality is better than quantity. All you need is one good friend, not a dozen boring buddies.

But I agree: making friends is pretty damn hard these days. Keeping them is even harder.

>I find it hard to believe relationships are even worth all the trouble. Even now I feel bad for opening up.

They worth the trouble, but only the good ones.
Here's a story: an old buddy of mine told me, he decided to find a friend, and when he saw that I'm an interesting guy, he simply walked to me and intentionally started a discussion.
He only told me years later how he "cheated" socially to have a new friend. And he's a shy dude, so if he could do this, anyone can.

Also here's a new song for the other guy (): youtube.com/watch?v=9DgFOsEs-kE

I'm drinking Arnold palmers mixed with gin, it's a little early but my schedule is 6 hours ahead(wake up at 2am everyday). How's it goin lads?

I know because I used to go drinking with some "friends", but I have never tried to talk with the barman, it might me a good experience

>Has someone here tried to go to a bar irl and talk to the barman?

There's this nice little pub in my town and the owner / barkeeper is a friendly 40~ woman. She always talks with the customers and me and my band are old timers there. She's very nice and chatty.

I'm gonna be honest with you, pal: when I drink, I usually do it at home, as well. As you said, it's just cheaper that way.
Not that I'm drinkin' anymore, but... that's a story for another day.

White Russian and a double shot of Wild Turkey.

It usually isn't as I was always the friend left alone to talk to the barkeeper when they did their own things like hit on girls, wage on the matches, just talk etc. If its the owner, its usually snotty unless you are a regular and have mortgaged your house to keep him in business or just a regular wage worker who would much rather be anywhere else than there. If you're not a regular, its no fun at all and if you're a regular, you need to start putting expenses on mint and evaluate your life choices. Remember anons, money saved is money earned so no need to work extra shifts or take supplemental jobs if you just manage right

>it's a little early but my schedule is 6 hours ahead(wake up at 2am everyday)

God moves in a mysterious way, right? If you need a drink, have one. You deserve it, buddy.

>White Russian and a double shot of Wild Turkey.

Good taste, my man. How are you doin'?

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I just find it amazing people are willing to work a day extra a week or add an hour to their shift for like 20-30 bucks a day and then spending it all in the pub on drinks. Take that day/time off and fridge vodka best vodka. Also, if its a party where you have to pay for your drinks, its just financially conscious decision to go drunk from home or be on a basically empty stomach (fasted atleast 12 hours before).
What I like to do is drink and drive my sim racing setup and see how my time goes like 20-30% up while my arms flail around.

Can I get A liter of Bacardi and some cashews?

Give me some top-shelf whiskey, chief, I'm celebrating.

Two days ago or so I made a post in a thread about scared girls talking about this girl I usually ran into while biking in the morning. She's shy as hell and mute because of a throat injury and I've spent months getting her to warm up to me. I wanted to ask her out, and an user in that thread suggested I give her a note. I just want to report that she accepted and we had a date later that every same day.

Outside of making myself look like a retard after I gave her the note, everything went better than I could have hoped for.

So here's to you mystery user, your little bit of advice made my life better.

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When I work overtime it's to make more money to put into my savings. Also why when I drink, which is fairly rare, I drink at home or before I go out with bottom or middle shelf stuff I got on sale.

>Good taste, my man. How are you doin'?

Could be better, could be worse. I have a roof, a bed, internet and at least a meal a day.

Evening squire, don't mind if I'm stoned in here?

Exams are really getting to me.

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I remember ur post, fucking sick lad congrats. Hope it goes well. Any plans on how to communicate on ur date? Where u takin her

I have never worked overtime nor ever will. I have even inquired multiple times to shorten my work hours with reduced pay but HR are cuckbois like that.

I always opt for same as well and as a rule, never drink anything with less content than 34% alcohol. I usually go for Absolut and \/or Popov and stolichnaya but Vodka is Vodka and somedays are Smirnoff days. Whiskey depends what's on clearance and taste because you can't just down it.

Based, shame I can't drink vodka. Had bad experience with it when I was younger and now my body is just put off it altogether

We met up for lunch at a quiet hole in the wall cafe. She has one of those big Samsung note (I think) phones she can tab messages out on, but for our date she had a little tablet she placed on the table for me to read. Once she got comfortable she opened up a lot, I was legitimately surprised how much a mute girl could 'talk'.
We went for a walk while after and decided to meet up again tomorrow.

I'll mention it because I thought it was cute as hell, but after I handed her the note went to cross the street she tried to whistle at me to get my attention. But she couldn't whistle so it was more a sputtering sound. A combination of being distracted by that and her grabbing the back of my shirt made me rather ungracefully fall off my bike when I unexpectedly rolled off the curb.

tomato juice mr bartender please

When I was young, I was stuck in an endless loop of trying shit with booze with mixers and all other crap till I discovered Vodka. I used to just freeze water and pour vodka over it and keep it in freezer again. Vodka depressed the melting point and hence all turned Ice-cooled and went down like a dream

Absolutely based user, ur gonna make it m8. God bless & gl

In the last thread, I suggested making our own radio. There are some limitations I'd face on my end, namely living in Germany and having to limit myself to music I can legally play (or paying out the ass for a GEMA-license). Good free music exists, though, and I'd suggest some relaxing music.
Classic, lounge music, some chill country, that sorta thing. You guys in?

I'll have a Hoevels if you got it, barkeep.

Was just about to put music on then read ur post. Is djmix still a thing?

You mean that you.dj thing?
I'd like to have a classic automated radio with some live events, to be honest. That way, even when nobody feels like DJing, we have a constant supply of comfy music.

>when I drink, I usually do it at home, as well. As you said, it's just cheaper that way.
>Not that I'm drinkin' anymore, but... that's a story for another day.
Are you me? What did you do that made you stop user? Apparently I blacked out and hit my gf.

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>Can I get A liter of Bacardi and some cashews?

A liter? Damn, dude, what's your story?

Well, that's something, I suppose. Got any plans for the future?

Evening! You can definitely be stoned in here.

So exams, huh? High school or university? Just being curious. I hope you're doing well.

>tomato juice mr bartender please

Strange choice, user. Anyway: how's business?

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>Are you me?

Maybe. Maybe not. Are you a time traveler? (Or am I?)

>What did you do that made you stop user?

Them goddamn pills. Keepin' me sane... mostly. Got a bit suicidal 'n' other nasty stuff. Still has to beat the anxiety. There ya have it.

>Apparently I blacked out and hit my gf.

Shit, son - now that's something! I feel lucky being a depressed drinker, not an agressive one.
Heard stories like that before. Tell me: was that the only time you beat up someone or was it an accident? Not being judgemental here, I really do care.

>Strange choice
Tryin to live healthy these day.
>how's business?
another day wasted on Jow Forums alone in my room in the darkness. Depressed but too weak to change anything.

Been a long time since I've been at the frog n feel. I tell ya bartender. It's been a hell of a ride recovering from my robot days, but the normies are still hitting hard.

Lost a job cause a roastie manager faked a sexual harassment claim saying I watched porn in the breakroom, even got a coworker in on it.

I'll take a long island, nothing more, I'm not much of a boozer.

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>being a depressed drinker, not an aggressive one.
I am a depressed drinker, apparently I got so depressed I tried to leave the house barefoot to get out of an argument and didn't hit her until she tried to grab my shoulder from behind and stop me from leaving.

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>Tryin to live healthy these day.

I hear you.

>another day wasted on Jow Forums alone in my room in the darkness. Depressed but too weak to change anything.

You're not wasting your time here. You're in this tavern, talking with some folks, getting things off your chest, are you not?
Every second, every moment matters, user. You change people's lives by simply talking to them, even if you're all online.

>It's been a hell of a ride recovering from my robot days, but the normies are still hitting hard.

I always say: "normies gonna norm". It's their nature, you know. These are cold, cold days.

>Lost a job cause a roastie manager faked a sexual harassment claim saying I watched porn in the breakroom, even got a coworker in on it.

I'm sorry to hear that. So now you're on job hunting, I suppose? What's your plan?
I hope these assholes couldn't break your spirit. Gotta fight 'till the end.

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Why would she lie about such a thing?
Did you piss her off somehow or were u actually looking at porn

No idea why she did it or why she hated me, might have a thing against white people, maybe just didnt like my style. needless to say i knew she did it from the report i was given at the firing.

Job hunting? i got a new job that same weekend, life throws more shit at me that i can understand, im not very bright when it comes to actually understanding the severity of shit im in.

But somehow i pull it off, no idea how but somehow my ignorant and childish humor based lifestyle keeps me out of deep shit.

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Got anything that won't make me tipsy, but is not soda? I want to still be right in the head.

How's your day?

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I dunno man, you any good at DJing?

Gimme some Irish Whisky, barman. Please. Shit day.

You should watch the anime Bartender, it is kino
youtu.be/D_2K_-cmIRY

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hi i never drank before user
im 200lbs so probably need something strong to get a buzz
also exams in 2 weeks
I'll let you decide what i drink.

I should be studying for a math test tomorrow since I just browse online all class. Instead I'm here.

I'l have some Scotch.