What keeps you from having sex?

sex is not that important fucking hell man its just sex just do it already and move on with your life.

I hope your parents picked out a nice goat for you, user.

My soul. I don't want to corrupt it.

Zero friends or social life.

what country you in my brother? In Canada the Escort scene is fucking amazing, you can just save up a few hundred dollars and fuck TOP tier sluts whenever you want. It saved my life. Some of those French Canadian Escorts are the hottest women i've ever seen

Serious lack of motivation, I've even denied opportunities out of laziness. Other times there was just never a time or place. I'll probably be a virgin for a little while longer.

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Israel, unironically. I'm American but my family moved here a few years ago. All the prostitutes are located in the "ghetto" of Tel Aviv. You can walk down the street and see apartments with red doors; that means it's a whore-house. I have peeked inside a few, I just saw fat Russian ladies smoking cigarettes, dressed in lingerie. Anyway, I'm sure it would set me back $200 for sex. I just don't have the balls to go there alone and seek out a whore and do the deed.

I don't even know
kekorginalio

>I'm ugly and socially awkward
This.
I do have sex with prostitutes though when my finances allow it. It's funny how I'm socially awkward even around them.

I'm at work and some might find it inappropriate right now

How do you even approach a prostitute? Like what do you say?

Damn I'm jealous.
I wish I could at least go to prostitutes but I'm an Americuck.

just do it dude. But try to find an actual hot slut. Don't fuck with those fat bitches

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Problem is, I'm a white boy and there's a lot of "educated black gentleman" who live in the ghetto. I am scared that I'll get mugged or something. Or that the prostitute will laugh at me and tell me to get out, when I ask her for sex. So much could go wrong... And I just don't have the balls...

being an ugly, short black skeleton with a receding hairline to be precise

I am literally become Rejection: Destroyer of (potential) Relationships
the incel life chose me, I won't let my master St Elliot of the Supreme down

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Physically unattractive and no connections to anyone my age anymore (almost everyone at my job is like 20 years my senior).

It's hard to get girls to give me a chance when you don't have a mutual friend vouch for you.

I go to massage parlours, there's dozens where I live. I would never pick up a street walker.
I recommend massage parlours to every robot on this board. The hard part is just going there and choosing a girl. Then you get a nice massage that will get you relaxed and hard and she will do the rest. You can ask her to get on top and do all the work, you don't have to put an effort. All you have to do is get an erection.

I don't want her to be on top though

>what keeps you from having sex?

extremely dangerous to have sex with emotional women. cross examination was just ban from rape cases and the laws are only getting worse because women have the right to vote.

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Women don't seem interested in even talking or continuing a conversation with me.

At least they save me the trouble of being an orbiter or a beta faggot I guess.

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Lack of self esteem.
Social anxiety. Intimacy is a nightmare.
A can't make friends, let alone a gf.
And I don't see myself fucking some stranger.

I hardly leave the house and when I do I make people uncomfortable which makes me feel even more uncomfortable. I'm so disengaged from life and society. Worst part is I'm not even ugly and could probably do it if I had normie wiring.

I dont know any women locally and my social circle is a bunch of dudes where only one has a girlfriend. Plus I don't know what to do in order to meet a woman, dating, or having sex. I'm 26.

Approaching girls with the inquiry of sex for me is frankly terrifying. I have a decent level of natural attractiveness, but I'm absolutely shit at taking care of myself.
>you smell wonderful, you know, I have a free flat on the other side of town if you'd like to meet
>mind if I take a shit in your sunroof my fellow man
These two lines (or rather their sentiment, I'm no good at actual flirting) sound about the same level of awkward to me. I don't know how people do it so casually. Sex is blown up to be this super huge, big deal thing in society and thus I find it to be a reasonable thing to be insecure about - and yet, literally even my mother (the most frigid person in the universe to give birth) had to do it at least twice.

I've signed up to a dating site and I just get option paralysis and end up not messaging anyone. I've also signed up to a degenerate craigslist-tier sex hookup site with porn pics everywhere and I'm scared to message anyone there. Most ads there are looking for some BDSM crap or huge cocked gym fags and females are usually escorts. This modern hookup culture is geared for a particular kind of indiscrete party animal type person, I don't deny that the idea of getting instant, raw sex with somebody equally pent up, being able to pick any kind of kink from a smorgasbord of a site to fulfill turns me on, but I don't think I could stomach the guilt of giving up such a sensitive part of me to a random stranger.

Usually I end up browsing the site, finding a rare girl (or even a guy) that really turns me on, realize that they live 50km away from me so I jerk off thinking about how I'm gonna fuck the daylights out of her(him) while contemplating whether it's worth the commute... and then I cum and lose all further interest. Repeat daily ad nauseam. But in truth, I really just want to cuddle in peace with someone who will cheer me up ;_;

my deformities and the insecurities that come with it

Diagnosed autism, ugly oblong face, glasses, look like a complete nerd, no fashion sense, impossible to keep a conversation going, no social skills, clumsy, incompetent, bad at reading social cues, no muscle mass, skinny, poor, ...

I would not even date myself. Genes are complete trash. Will kys eventually, 30 seems like a good age to go.

I am a teacher atm, had seven jobs so far. I keep giving up or quitting myself. Prob have persistent depression.

Is it possible to have a gf is you're friendless, with no job and you live with your parents?

This. Girls just are not fucking into me. I try so hard to get one but I can't even get one to talk to me.

How hard are you trying? What are you trying? How many girls have you talked to this year? Asked out?

My gf
originaru

The fact I'm unironically asexual.

>be me, 36, virgin
>coworker invites me over to fix some shit
>she gets flirty, I can't believe I'm not sperging out
>one thing leads to another, we're both naked on her bed
>then it fuckin happens: I sperg out
>tell her "no... I'm scared, no, NO!!"
>she's literally "the fuck, what the fuckin fuck, the FUCKIN FOKKIN FUQQQ" while I quickly dress up and run away

Now 41 still virgin and no regrets

my morals and willpower
unless it's real love.

People are asking what I'm laughing about. God bless you, boomer-san

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ewwww a nigger wtf

Not having a gf and not wanting to blow $500 on an escort.

200 bucks to insert your wiener into a wasted hole rekt by literal thousands of dicks, doesn't seem a good deal

prostitutes are fuckin whores. never waste a dime on them. let them destroy their life and the pathetic normies' money

the only way to get a girl legitimately asking you for sex is marrying one who wishes to birth children.
anything other is prostitution, either professional or half-assed

>being mentally ill
>being ugly
>being deformed
>being a brainlet
>being a chinlet
>being a jawlet

being a complete failure of a human being

My yeast infection. Should be gone this week tho, I'm starving it to death by fasting

I have resting murder face, and as a big dude, this makes people avoid me like the plague.
Also, I'm really loud, and have an avoidant kind of lifestyle IE: i don't socialize much beyond going to classes (collegefag here).

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Effort. Not to say that I could get some if I tried, I just don't try at all.

Not being funny. I am not funny at all. My attempts at humour either fall flat with awkward silences or end up offending people.
I have no sense of timing, context or what's appropriate.

If you can't make anyone laugh then flirting is virtually impossible.

Exactly my situation. These days women are flaky af and will lead you on for attention.

Hey I live in Canada. Mind telling me where I can find one of them?

No interest at the moment to be honest. I turn 21 in June and I have never been in a relationship. I've come close several times, but I cockblocked myself because I realized it was probably too much trouble for very little payoff. All throughout highschool and today I see my mates having to play all these games just so they can get some coochie off of some bang on average girl. They spend all of their time with their girlfriends and don't socialize without her being there. They have to spend money on food and entertainment. Spend car money going to and from her house. Thousands of hours and euro, for what? They get coochie once or twice a week?

I am spending my early 20's improving myself before trying to bring another person into my life. I recently started going to the gym, I have a stable job with decent pay and good career opportunities. I am not wasting my time with some 5/10 girl just so I get to put my dick in a wet hole now and then. A fleshlight would serve a better and less annoying function. Sex isn't all it's made out to be and it isn't worth the hassle in most cases. If you are some dude who thinks the "emotional connection" is a payoff, here's a tip. It isn't. She will forget about you as soon as she gets bored. When you are in your early 20's and are a broke college student, she has much more opportunity to go for a higher status man. At least when I am in my late 20's I can afford to be picky and not settle for garbage.

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>never had any friend, only pals but always as a 3rd wheel
>very shy
>almost no contact with females other than formal, thought they'd take me as a pathetic object of bullying
>they have no dicks
>class has only one girl

But some time my time will come. That's what I say to myself to keep treading a fine line of depression.

Totally. Girls want you to be an entertainer. It's why you see ugly dudes with hot chicks sometimes, those guys are just fun to be around. If you're ugly and boring, you're fucked.

>Canada
Is Ariel Rebel available for hire?

Her vagina looks disgusting

Huh, don't remember posting in this thread.

Seriously tho, how are we socially anxious people supposed to get laid if we cant even hold a simple casual conversation without sperging out?

I can hold conversations with women and I even have women voluntarily message me first. My problem is with intimacy. I just cannot get close to people. Even hugging makes me uncomfortable.

My face and my height

I'm a NEET so despite being a 7/10 myself I'd have to settle for a 3/10 or lower who is desperate enough to date a loser

What's your height? I'm 173 and from Ireland. I am 20 and literally every guy is taller than me. Even girls are as tall or taller.

>short
>ugly
>stupid
>foot fetish
>crush fetish

Yeah if youre good looking

Stay this way. Volcel is infinitely better than the pathetic losers on here who obsess about pussy all the time

5'6" (167cm). I never see guys my height with human females

I don't want to go outside and talk to women, I'd rather stay inside to play videogames and watch anime, don't feel like using online dating either.

Hint: leave your basement. You will see plenty.

You're a liar. I'm about your height and most girls in Ireland were shorter than me when I was there last year. Also saw some guys shorter than me.

I leave my basement every day. The only men my age i see with human females are tall white dudes, bbcs, and thuggish mexicans.

The fact that girls don't even acknowledge I exist. I might be a ghost or something.

In what shithole do you live in? Everyone knows the only permavirgins are the guys taller than 180cm. Or are you just a larping lanklet virgin?

Socal. Women here are very picky and only like taller dudes.

If you were tall, what excuse would you use? That you're ugly? Because you're lying out of your ass, socal has lots of shorter duded who all have gfs.

If i was tall, id have a gf

If you were tall you'd have killed yourself already because you'd be even uglier.

My girlfriend is a virgin and is not allowed on birth control until August.

You can get away with being ugly if youre tall

Why are most male virgins tall? Why are the biggest pussy slayers short? Why are most tall males ugly? Why are the best looking men short?

None of that is true. All the slayers are average or above average height.

All the chads I know would be nothing without their height. Their faces are average at best.

That's because you're gay for them. If you actually observed who gets girls and who doesn't, you'd realize those you call chads actually don't get many at all.

Approaching women or pursuing them seriously isn't a thing that clicks for me, it's just like I don't have that mechanism. The only girls I ever did anything with were either part of the deal partying with my friends back in school so they were right there without me having to do anything, or the one that expressed interest in me first from one of those scenarios. I really don't have a desire to try really hard to get a girl to like me or want to do something with me. I have liked the company of women even though I've never had sex, but trying hard for a woman doesn't click with me.

Science disagrees with you:
standard.co.uk/lifestyle/dating/most-attractive-height-for-man-woman-a3846246.html

Lack of access to roofies

not social, stay at home, no job, anime

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>believing some fake article
Go outside. Women go crazy for 6 footers

Nothing
I avoid it though because of small dick

>facts that hurt my feefees are wrong
>muh imagination of the world outside my basement is right
This is why you are not getting sex, because you want to cling to any excuse no matter how retarded, for not trying.