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The meaning of life is to be alive

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Fuck /britfeel/ threads

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Mayuri would make a cute girl

I was made for lovin' you baby
You was made for lovin' me
I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me?

Moni after taking steroids.

a lad in the last thread was posting about GCSEs...

am I just posting amongst a bunch of 16 year olds?

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theres only that part of the song thats any good though

only 129 days until autumn

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chika 150 quid to make a recording of you splashing your feet in water
the choice is yours

The only way of loving me, baby
Is to pay a lovely fee

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Mayuri is a based lad, he will conquer many women in time

i have the mental age of a 16 year old

I'm doing my 11 plus lad got any tips?

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I'am John Cena and I LOVE ANIME

I think it's a good song overall lad.

alright daria lad

I have no idea what those are but yeah, just be intelligent bro lmao

any people with uncle bobs here?

Explain this bizarre looking creation lad. My initial reaction is repulsion, but break it down for me.

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>he doesn't take domestic flights

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Please stop counting down to my birthday lad :(

is Jow Forums broken as fuck for anyone else
all the links keep expiring and its not letting me post properly

Is there anyway to retake your A levels in your 20s.

I was quite decent at chemistry but didn't try because I was a wee edgy lad and now I regret all my shit marks.

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Why? My birthday is in Autumn too. We can have a joint /britfeel/ birthday bash

cheeky tea and toast before din dins

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no one's replying to me today. my posts must not have been very good

>butter on toast not melted
Eurgh you vile little cunt

*spits*

Hate being old and getting older. Don't smoke lad. But a birthday bash sounds fun.

Jeremy Kyle has been cancelled, lads.

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fucking hell i really wish i was having sex with chika right now

Hear lad Have a pity (you)

>I'm smart but lazy bro trust me I'm actually really smart I just don't try
other than that big fucking meme you can pay to just sit it, you can study at home then just turn up, sit the exam and leave, reach out to local colleges cause most do it slightly differently

thanks lad you've done me a great kindness

Rather dip a big mac in a mcshake tbqh lad.

filthy noncecase

you'd have to pay to do it i think

mmm sure love floaties in my tea

Tbh lad I got all A and A* in GCSE and then got depressed in a levels and fucked em up

i got decent SATs then depressed before my GCSEs and fucked them up

Hmmm may give it a go then it's better than doing fuck all I suppose

Big meaty treaty pizza wizza on its way to my door right now frens, went with extra meatballs, sausage and cheesey weesey.
Gonna feast like a king tonight

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did really good in nursery school but got really depressed and fucked the rest up

In this heat?
Fucki

I will knock you out one day you fat git

In this heat?
Fucking ell I can barley be bothered to eat

if I lose another 2 stone by october I'm gonna get a medium pizza AND a garlic bread for my birthday

>Big meaty treaty pizza wizza on its way to my door right now frens, went with extra meatballs, sausage and cheesey weesey.
>Gonna feast Iike a king tonight

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>Big meaty treaty pizza wizza on its way to my door right now frens

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Anyone fucked with stocks and share ISA's? Just looking into it now. I buy through workbut want to get my own thing started.

>chad poster confirmed for fat obese lard guzzler

It's always the fat ones self inserting as chad, really makes you think?

>too smart for vegetables

>Big meaty treaty pizza wizza on its way to my door right now frens, went with extra meatballs, sausage and cheesey weesey.

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I self inserted into your mum lmao

Pretty sure Helper lad is out watching the footie

I am your mum and black men self insert into me lmao

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Just having a coffee with some coconut milk. Never had it before better not taste like shit but they were out of almond milk the wankers

>you and helper lad might support the same team

this calls for a pizza

Helper Lad is too nice and comfy he must be destroyed

advice to people sitting GCSEs and going on to do A-levels...

A-levels are piss easy, spent the next 2 years sweating away and aiming for A*A*A* to get into Oxbridge or a Top 5 Uni at the very last. Fuck all your current friends, and just focus on your studies. Getting A/A* is very simple, it's mostly all about memorisation and finding patterns in past papers.

Tip #1 - Your teachers are shit, they don't have a clue what they are doing and they don't really care about you. Focus on teaching most of the content to yourself. Disregard homework, most of it is useless.

Tip #2 - Study the SPECIFICATION for your subject. Learn everything that is on the learning objectives. You will only be tested on what is on the specification. Your teachers will teach you a lot of stuff that is useless because it isn't on the specification and therefore won't be included in the exams. Go through and teach yourself each learning objective one-by-one and when you get to the end, start over again. Rinse and repeat this process as much as you can. It's about teaching yourself and becoming familiar with the content you actually need to know.

Tip #3 - PAST PAPERS AND MARK SCHEMES. Do them all, and study the mark schemes, throughout the year.

Tip #4 - Again, your teachers are terrible. Find resources online, YouTube is your best friend. You will find considerably better teachers online.

He's basically a tripfag at this point. Surprised more of the bitter spiteanons haven't attacked him more.

eating microwave chickpea dahl
it tastes like what the men at the pub used to smell like when i was a kid

Can you blame them? He talks like your typical child groomer.

mumm

How old will you be lad? I'm entering /real boomer years/

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You're utterly pathetic. I can't imagine how overweight and disgusting you are in real life. Get it together lad. Please.

Eating paki food will turn you into a nonce,

Shut up you poncy Oxford lad
Fucking smart arse ill rape your arse and it won't be so smart then cunt

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>He talks like your typical child groomer.
no he doesnt unless you're autistic and think 'fren' is a nonce word. The 'pizza wizza' wasnt even him

>psst hey kid
>u wanna see my frogfrens?
>got some nice pizza wizza at my house with lots of tendie wendies

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Please can you seeth a little less mate

lmaoo is this actually him?

that is a reddit poster by the name of hamlossus

>The 'pizza wizza' wasnt even him
Are you fucking dumb? He's been saying it for the last month

Fren
>Potential grooming victim

Pizza wizza
>fiddle diddling

>loves his family
>takes care of his nana
>volunteers at an old peoples home
huur durr lets bully him

Tip #5 - FUCK OFF UNDERAGED CUNTS THIS IS AN 18+ SITE FOR MATURE ADULTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

unironic false flag. He only has pizza about once a week anyway

Now we know it's you helper nonce.

no you're meant to put the name of the company/establishment that wronged you, like M&Swankers if yer posh
hope you enjoy yer coffee
on a somewhat almost slightly related note, i got some things called dirty fries from a shop that sounded nice. bechemel sauce, tomato sauce, think herbs and cheese. wasn't till i got it home i realised it had "coconut oil based cheese alternative" in it. i strill tried it but it was rank. they weren't actually that nice but that coconut thing was the cherry dipped in shit on a victoria sponge with diarrhea buttercream cake.
fucking dirtyfrieswankers

I'm not even Helper Lad and I think you know that. Also think you have a habit of calling posters nonces. You're pathetic lad. Now post 'reply u nonce' and fuck off

help helper is the least noncey person on this board honestly

Haha imagine being Br*tish
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>volunteers at an old peoples home
def helper user

> it's another episode of my mum gets pissed up, forgets where she hid her weed and accuses me of stealing it
Tell me faggot middle class kids, how can you comprehend the manic depressive council estate lifestyle?

Oh so you're helper lads apologist mentioned in the strawpoll. Got it.

When people say all they know is being a criminal it makes me think that all I know is being a neet

how about you posho fucks respect the rich industrial heritage of the proud and honest workers of the north

Tip #9 - use your deep resentment of the working class as motivation for your success. You want to do everything that is humanely possible to raise yourself out of this hellhole. Focus on your studies, they are you number one priority. Forget about your friends, you won't speak to them ever again after sixth form anyway.

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hmmm......