/britfeel/

Man, I really need to grow my back more.

Ok, I'm going to go play a bit of vidya and have some snacks and hopefully you'll have simmered down a bit arguing about some mong tripfag when I get back for comfy night lad hours
Invest in some Eurax.

Lies. I am hated.

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how the fuck do I even get a gf in the UK. all the films taught me people go get coffee and dates and shit but none of that happens here

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you have to try the hard way to have a chance gaining your friend back, i can't give up yet

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BARNDOOR BACK DORIAN YATES STYLE BABY

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He thinks he saw a piece of paper saying he might have autism, he's never been assessed.

Stop bullshitting.

try killing yourself you paki nonce cunt

this but with trannies

Why did his mum have it on her wall saying his son (ebin) was autistic?

wahey lidders

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It's one of his other brothers fag.

ebin is literally fucked

>want to get a job
>will no longer be deemed unfit for work
>autismbux cancelled
>can't pay rent
>either homeless or back at square 1 at family home

he's destined to sponge off the state for all eternity

wish i was into feet, or girls smoking, must be pretty easy to see that stuff IRL

>belle
This is pokimane mate. Suckable toes tbqh

Because he's bringing in the big austimbux, Ebin was the breadwinner.

not him

I remember the post and she said her 3 sons were all autistic

Back from the shop. Some Deano said 'cheers geezer' when I held the door open for him

Chinese food is fucking disgusting. They ruined some perfectly succulent beef with a sweet sauce that was way too overpowering

Nice one. I'll stick with American cuisine.

should have decked him lad

A lot of the girls at work takes their shoes off and walk around in their skirts and stockings. I'm not even into feet

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Google says it belle and it kind of looks like her, she has tons of slag pics but little to no footfag stuff.

Based polite Deano

>american cuisine
I don't think that even exists

Am I talking bullshit or did I genuinely hear once that one of Ebin's brothers is actually a tranny?

I'm so bored I need a fat redbull

corr take some creepshots for us lad

nah, it's still incredibly subjective
you don't automatically like every and all girls who do it

It's not her mate, I know my e-thots. It's pokimane, a league streamer found here: instagram.com/pokimanelol/?hl=en

And this is Belle Delphine
instagram.com/belle.delphine/?hl=en

don't associate me with them please

Never been into feet but I'm not a beta virgin lmao

>about to go to bed
>get message from female friend inb4 normalfag REEEEEE
>it's some poem, pretty cute
>Ends message with "sweet dreams, user!"
>respond with another poem
>She says "I didn't expect you to answer"
>get talking from there, conversation ends 5 mins with her wishing me goodnight and telling me to get some sleep
Happiest I've felt in years

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Yea let me risk my job so I can get some creepshots for the lads lol. I'm not Poley

Having said, you can have my gym creepshot. She had a top tier arse

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IVe got fairly high bodyfat, so my back needs to be massive in order to look good

I just google x person then feet.

Spot any good feeties then post them here lod

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Same lad, got a driving lesson in the mornin' dont wanna be late for that.

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Things have been strangely nice for the past 3 days lads and its concerning me cause its going too nice

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This

You're literally wrong.

post the poem you sent please

Thats fucking adorable user. She seems like a treasure. You best treat her well.

Dont think girl my age (29) behave like that these days. Shame.

Poley went to far I'm not asking for nudes or upskirts, just the odd leg pic.

Go on

Stop posting here and build off the momentum then lad

quite the opposite for me lad, im hoping for an upswing soon

I hope the next 3 are also nice

Top tune at least lad

Trick is to have a small waist to make your back look broader than it is

Nothing like having a song stuck in your head all day everyday for a month

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/40477342/#q40479780

am i right in thinking ebin returned and posted briefly a week or so ago? or was it another returning trip?

Have a good time down your brothers?

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Dirty footfag. Unfortunately all my lewd pics are tits and arses and fannies

Struggling to eat properly, don't look after myself, don't shower enough, don't brush my teeth enough, sleep too much and too little, don't go outside, wear the same clothes everyday, live in my bedroom, have no friends online or in real life, live with a toxic mentally ill family.

How is your life going lads?

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might have some ice cream
fuck everything

How does this disprove that Ebin and his other brother doesn't have autism also?

Yes, his brother has autism as well, well done.

It best describes my anguish.

Anyone else here missed a pennies appointment and had to deal with all their bullshit? I'm not good with these situations, or situations at all.

who do you think would win in an autism fight between ebin and his brother?

It's alright lad, i'm eating ice cream

Wooo go for it lad

>arses
literal shit holes
>fannies
taste like sweetcorn and tuna baguettes
>tits
Big bags full of sour milk

Eating well lately, showering daily, working out, brush my teeth twice a day, sleep 7 hours minimum (but still tired all the time), work, change my clothes everyday, have a few close friends I speak to but rarely go out.

Doesn't sound bad but work is slowly killing me and the stress is overwhelming. As far as your situation goes I know it's generic advice but try getting a job and moving out lad

>Big bags full of sour milk

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>How is your life going lads?
On the surface, very well. Deep down I have a constant existential angst and I am cripplingly lonely. Getting on a bit age wise, worried that life is slipping by and Ill just end up living and dying alone.

Gonna get the big cheeseburger wurger meal with onion rings and tendie wendies from the Pizza wizza parlour this evening I think, lids. Oh and a box of cheesy chippy whippyies.
Lots of burger wurger sauce. That'll do lovely.

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Shame lad how are things not going your way right now? Hope shit gets decent for ya soon
Thanks fren feels good at the moment

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His older ponce looking brother or his younger tranny brother? Honestly Ebin has his flaws but he's a chad compared to them

haha this is cIassic /britfeel/

I spend years living like you after my doggo died and I got depressed, I was struggling to walk properly I was such a shut-in, first time I went outside people were giggling at my limping. Got so pissed I forced myself to go running again, just a few nights a week, and stretching every morning until I was better.

Force yourself to do a little each day and you will improve

his brother is a gay transexual furry

Bet Helper lad is regretting sharing his Apu collection now

Poem was:
Now hollow fires burn out to black,
And lights are guttering low,
Square your shoulders, lift your pack,
And leave your friends and go.

Oh never fear man, nought's to dread,
Look not left nor right,
In all the endless road you tread,
There's nothing but the light

She really is one of the best people I've ever met, I treat as best I physically can not my girl sadly, missed my chance last year but still talk and hang with her because she's legitimately my closest friend.and admitted that if she weren't taken she'd happily go out with me

Wasn't commenting lads was just providing source material.

>literal shit holes
I said arses not anuses. It's all about the doggy style
>taste like sweetcorn and tuna baguettes
never tasted one but if they're clean I highly doubt that
>you're not supposed to suckle tits

Feet literally reek of sweat and other odours

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He didn't share it, some discord cunt saved all pics with his filenames and dumped them

Fat diabetes cunt how about eating some home cooked food and going to the gym

I'm a bit disappointed user, I thought you meant that wrote your own poem

>"U fookin wot mate? U from a different postcode?!?! Im gonna knock ya aaat!!!"

I just dont understand this philosophy

stop raping little girls

>Now hollow fires burn out to black,
>And lights are guttering low,
>Square your shoulders, lift your pack,
>And Ieave your friends and go.

>Oh never fear man, nought's to dread,
>Look not left nor right,
>In all the endless road you tread,
>There's nothing but the light

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>Now hollow fires burn out to black,
>And lights are guttering low,
>Square your shoulders, lift your pack,
>And leave your friends and go.
>Oh never fear man, nought's to dread,
>Look not left nor right,
>In all the endless road you tread,
>There's nothing but the light

I take back what I said earlier. Seems like she was telling you to fuck off and get lost

Why are you being so mean to me, lid?
I'm not fat I'm really skinny, I can't put on weight. You'd encourage me to eat the burger wurger if you saw me.

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It's human nature at the most primitive level. Very common among low IQ people i.e. the w*rking class.

Dont tell me how to live my life. Oregano

anuses are part and parcel of arses
clean fannies taste like salty copper coins
>he doesn't have a mummy fetish
>Feet literally reek of sweat and other odours
there fucking peng mate like readily salted or salt and vinegar crisps

I don't understand poetry

How can you live like this lad? Even if you were skinny fat you must be incredibly unhealthy and have a 90% chance of diabetes.

I would encourage you to cook your own food

going for a spliff then going to drive around on spintires

Is this the start of something great or should it be scrapped forever?

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>there fucking peng mate like readily salted or salt and vinegar crisps
Fucking hell lad this made me laugh.

But I do like feet though, mostly as part of my femdon/sub kink

>vinegar smelling feet

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sounds nice user. I actually got a smile reading that.

things you hate about this thread?
>when people reply to bait or other posts but not your friendly post