Does anyone else just wish you were a lesbian?

No, but I want to fuck them.

>666
no shit, dumb fucking trannyposters.

>I have eaten pussy though and fingered a girl.
what a fucking slut
did you suck their titties too?

Fuck off trash you and your poo threads need to go back to /b/

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No, lesbians are all messed up. Most are fat and have mental issues. A lot of them seem to be hispanic too, for whatever reason. They're also extremely abusive, and don't care for each other the way men and women do. The only time women x women isn't a disaster is unironically when it's done under the supervision of a man who they're both dating. He's able to put them both into the submissive role in the relationship, and thus keep them both under check. Without that, the two naturally have one become the "man" and the other the "woman." And since women are terrible men, it always ends badly.

>t. unironic tranny
45% nigger

Oh and I forgot to mention how many bullshit "lesbians" there are. Teenage girls and college students in particularly likely to suddenly become lesbians on a whim, usually after breaking up with a boy. They're flirt with a girl or two, but what do you know they end up dating another guy a short ways down the line. I think the reason behind this is that women are naturally more bisexual than men; for all I know, they're all bisexual. Normally people say this to try and talk about getting average women to sleep with other girls, but I'm more interested in the reverse. I think that lesbians don't actually exist, and that they're just normal bisexual women who happen to be more open towards non-reproductive sexual activities. It's suspicious that they use cock shaped dildos, but I guess men do the same thing because they'd cum from getting a bj from a gay or straight man whether or not they're gay or straight. But I imagine these lesbians would suddenly start liking men again if they, per chance, lived in a house with some guy who ordered them to make a sandwich. I bet they'd have the strongest orgasm of their lifetime if he grabbed her by the throat, or spanked her for doing something stupid. She'd even call him Sir and do his laundry. That's the majority at least. A minority of them are the fat, short-haired ugly fuckers. These are the type that have an odd compulsion towards being "like a man" while still saying they dislike men. These ones typically have issues. They'll burst out crying 30 seconds after acting like some sort of Viking berserker. These ones typically "crack" during moments of stress, but I've never seen one become straight,

t. been around a lot of lesbians: family, friends, and roommates

Honestly sometimes seeing wholesome stories of happy lesbian relationships makes me a little bit jealous, I have to remind myself that real life relationships are more complicated than that no matter which side of the dating pool you're in

t. gay

>wholesome stories of happy lesbian relationships
I've never seen one.

That's why I have to remind myself they're stories

Yes, dear God yes. Lesbian porn turned me into an autogynephile

Hello frens! I'm 20 myself, khv with a crush on an asexual girl who hates my guts. Life is good sigh
T. Lesbian

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Fuck off and blow your brains out roastie

Yes. The key word being "wish" since I'm not delusional about how I'd look as a tranny if I tried it.