How do I literally buy a gf/ e-gf? I have a career and an apartment, and just want someone to be or pretend to be my gf

Kik me ExistentialEnigma

I'm down - my discord is kittydawg#4125

Attached: IMG012.jpg (2336x3477, 1.6M)

I'm sorry my discord is ExistentialEnigma#8091
And my KIK is ExistentialSuicide:) hit me up I'm perfect gf material

Go on vacation to a far away country, maybe south east Asia or south America. Finding a girl to pretend to be your gf would be easy but if your lucky you could even find a real gf.

>losers will pay you for talking to them
fuck, women live on easy mode

Added both of you, I'm not OP but I'm the guy directly below him.

I'm highly skeptical that would get any replies. And if it does, it will be absolute landwhales.

You look fucking atrocious wtf

Make an account on osrs. I think gfs go for like 10gp.

I wanna buy a slave from darknet and love her like Silvy.

>tfw girl that's clearly been stalking me online DM's me and says she likes my blog
>tfw I fell in love with her and now I'm the stalker

I think I creeped her out bros

same here, i'm a female and i'd be open to buying a e-bf. my only requirement are being resonably thin and being a weeb. i can pay about 30 dollars a day, maybe more after a month or so.

I don't get wanting to pay a girl to pretend she cares about you while she's obviously in it just for money and secretly disgusted at you being such a beta, but especially if she's so borderline she goes on r9k to get attention from lonely virgins.

You have to increase your rate. How much talking would you want for those 30 dollars a day?

mm, you may be right. is 60 dollars okay then? it would be watching one episode of anime with me and talking for about an hour on weekdays. also, playing games for about 1-2 hours on weekends. i can also throw in any game from steam weekly.

this isn't realz

Ok, that sounds reasonable. I can do this then. Do you expect anything else when it comes to appearance?

>apartment
You can't afford one

well i prefer black guys with long and thick cocks, but i guess a white guy with a long and thick cock is okay too as long as he's in very good shape

I just want a NEET gf to support

eh, it is. i'm just really lonely and i have some disposable income.

yeah, to be honest i am not into ugly or manly men (so long chins, small eyes, etc.). it would be ideal if you were a Jow Forums or at least thin prettyboy, but just not being ugly is also okay. also, i would like to pick games we are playing and anime we are watching.

if I'm a short boy who looks like a girl am I wanted?

>pretend to be my gf
Well there's this crazy thing called "prostitution"...

Thin prettyboy weeb here, I'm interested in this transaction. Hmu on disc if you're looking for the real deal, be warned my taste in anime is as trash as I am handsome

TheGhostOfJamesOrinIncandenza#5586

How do I get e-friend for free?

Attached: 1557890814659.jpg (640x612, 50K)

I'm not that pretty looking to be honest but I'm decent. Also, I am a neet so I could spend as much time with you as you want. Well, you will judge for yourself.
[email protected]

thank you user, sent. i am really busy with my job so i probably won't have more than 2 hours on weekdays to talk on vc.

that would be ideal. could you give me your contact info?

I'd feel uncomfortable posting mine so I made a throw away
[email protected]

I'll pretend to be your GF (male).
but it will cost you a pretty penny

>How do I literally buy a gf/ e-gf?
by just being your literal autistic actual self, that simple dude.
you will be swimming in e-puss

By ordering a sex doll.

Attached: just get a doll.jpg (1151x469, 84K)

You date one of the trannies that posts there male pussy's here on Jow Forums

I'll pay a pretty penny to put my perky penis in your puckered prostate pussy.

>tfw actually start really liking her
>removes me
this is one of the more sad moments of my life

Dakota#3875 on discord I'll pay for an e-gf.

Rates won't be super high since I don't even have very much time to talk to you, but that will likely work to your advantage since I won't demand much. Maybe an hour or two of texting after work and a little more on the weekends but, I'm honestly pretty antisocial. Don't add me if you're not skinny and white otherwise I won't be very inclined to pay you for your company. I don't care if you have a "real" bf on the side, but obviously you'd have to be willing to cheat on him to some extent.

Uhh u sure you have the right one?

You still here user? Ill talk you and spend time with you for free

Posted this, went to bed, and I'm getting cucked by other robots.
Fuck this gay earth.

Attached: 1552949240159.png (263x253, 82K)

No, now you have your pick of them :) you woke up to replies, think of it that way

I would kill for sylvie

Attached: image.jpg (800x480, 240K)

i have a strange desire to cut you open

These are males.
Original

I got a gf out of your thread that lives within driving distance of where I live. I hope that fully drives home how cucked you are.

Not him but kek pathetic

i got a 7.5/10 insecure autistic gf who just paid me 60 dollars for talking to her.

I got a cute not autistic fembot pure gf who let me cum in her ass for free. I took her v-card for free too.

FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
NOT LIKE THIS

Attached: 1523559844188.jpg (500x500, 26K)

Buy this big tiddy jap on twitch

twitch.tv/canninyart

Attached: bigtiddyjap.png (684x626, 851K)

Just give up on finding a woman in person.
Accept long distance.
Very few women have personality.
I'm in love with someone very far away.
I touch myself.

discord gg/fSTQHpZ

No need to buy one. Just join the official chanfag robot server and woo one with your based memes and shitposting. It's happened many times before!

Attached: vd8znMe.png (958x776, 389K)

Well I think it's safe to say I've been ghosted lads I got smug too soon.

bait, why would anyone do that when you can easily get a bf as a female?

>tfw if this were only real

from this thread? which one? I was talking to existentialenigma and they seem nice but hey, easy come easy go right? I'm used to being ghosted by now.

Get a Ukrainian mail order bride user. They're hot as fuck and loyal

Attached: l1kkD21.jpg (1280x960, 170K)

>no replies
see? no one cares, don't bother.

I recently found out that website called reddit.com uses such filename format for images. Do you happen to visit that website?

Literally Fiverr

I did it. It's depressing. But it was nice for a little bit.

She's the one who ghosted me.

but it was like what? an hour or two of conversation where the other party seemed to care about me.

honestly it still made me feel better for the day so it's fine.

You're both retards and deserve it, fucking losers

it's ok freind, i recently got ghosted by a friend of 5 years who convinced me we were in love

this in comparison isnt too bad, at worst it was a pleasant conversation right? at least i enjoyed talking to that girl/larper who at least gave the time of day to some robots.

>it's ok freind, i recently got ghosted by a friend of 5 years who convinced me we were in love
Wow, what happened there?

>i recently got ghosted by a friend of 5 years who convinced me we were in love

This has actually happened to me too. Don't you ever just sit back and wonder in amazement why the fuck someone would put in so much time and effort getting close to someone just to do that? Me and my particular person talked every day for quite a long time. We were like best friends. I don't know exactly when she decided she hated me, but it's 100% certain to me that at least for the majority of that relationship she really needed and valued my companionship, just as I did hers. I was very good to her when she needed a friend.

The same happened to me but it wasn't even a year. She went from wanting my babies to ghosting me and only talking to me when she wanted something.

i dont want to go through my story again but ive posted pieces on /abandon/ about it. its just sad desu

im sorry friend

I feel like that's sort of different, no offense. Less than a year means you guys can forget about each other. Because I talked to this girl daily from when she was like 17-22 I'm pretty sure she will never forget me because of just how impactful our relationship was in her life. I don't understand how people can get that close and then someone can just be like "eh I don't care anymore, doesn't matter."

Don't you find it as strange as I do?

You can forget about someone you've been talking to daily and doing everything together for almost a year? Sounds like you're a pretty shitty person.

strawpoll.me/18003698/r

Let's see the damage lads it may actually be useful to have this data in the future. I'm starting to think someone actively takes it upon themselves to make fake discord profiles pretending to be a cute girl just to talk to robots for an hour or two and then ghost them on purpose.

Were ANY of you guys successful?