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"Which type is the chaddest virgin ? " edition

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It's INTJ no question

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>be intp
>im not entp

maybe i'll get better luck in another life

ISTPs, since we can fail at finding a partner or hooking up with someone, with our lack of social skills, yet we are arrogant motherfuckers and can be domineering assholes if we sense weakness in others that will give us advantage. Otherwise, we stay out of other people's business.

>gullible, manipulable ENTP who keeps arguing aimlessly for no reason
fuck that

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>be intp
>pic related
Is this it? Am I doomed to endlessly come up with ideas but never be able to make the effort to go through with them? Might as well just kill myself.

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ISTJ's are your quintessential sitck-up-their-ass bureaucrat that bugs you for non-compliance as basically a way of life. They're your tax department workers and Westboro Baptists

ESFJ's and ISFJ's are your fucking 90 IQ mothers yelling at you for not conforming to their sheep-ass conceptions of "tradition". The most likely types to literally say "You think too much"

ESTJ's are the worst of the SJ lot, embodying authoritarian cuntiness in its purest form

ISTP's and INTP's are pure autists. Literally a travesty to behold when they attempt to handle anything approximating emotion

ESTP's are almost without fail, sociopaths

ESFP's and ISFP's may genuinely be the legit stupidest types. You can feel your brain disintegrating whenever they open their idiot mouths. ESFP's in particular are basically histrionism as a type.

ENTP's are insufferable contrarian shits that argue for the sake of arguing, and will never stop even if beaten. For all their social bravado, they're also almost always sobbing wrecks inside because no one wants to be around their edgelord asses for more than 10 minutes

INTJ's are "ACKSHUALLY" embodied in a type

ENTJ's are, at a spiritual level, genocidal maniacs

INFP's wilt and weep at almost anything; chronic debilitating depression is basically a temperamental trait. They may be the literal most useless type. Like, it is shocking how pointless they are

ENFP's are retard children unable to hold a conceptual thread for more than 5 seconds. Good luck getting to the point of any conversation or project with them

ENFJ's and INFJ's are quintessential SJW's. Moralistic authoritarian cunts. They think they're smart but they're anything but; thinking up the most idiot rationality-void theories you can imagine, and then imposing it on absolutely everyone else. They're basically INFP's and ISTJ's rolled into one

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elon musk is an intp that picture is incorrect

ISTP are not virgins though. They're Chad-lites akin to ESTP, and can get laid with decent success. However, they don't hold long term relationships well.

you might as well but you won't

somehow we usually manage to maintain food, shelter and internet despite being very nearly as shockingly useless as the infps

I don't really know how it works, mostly through lying I guess

I mean... you're not wrong...

I'm just referring to the ones who are still virgins.

INFJs aren't usually thought of as popular but I'm an INFJ and have always had people fall for me on a regular basis

i mean I am an autist in some senses but listen, in the right circumstances I can get emotional. Hey, maybe autistically so, but, still emotion.

But I assume what you mean by moralism is ... conformism? Or do you they're the type least likely to be nazis?
If it's the latter, kill yourself you dumb biological-essentialist retard dumb fuck read a god damn book idiot dumb idiot fucker asshole double nigger idiot fucking retard

Is there a worse thing than having a Feeling-biased father like ENFP/INFP wheb you're an INTP or any other personality type that's not heavily biased on feelings?

I just always feel like he's annoying, obnoxious and has no fucking idea what's he doing. Nothing he says is logically plausible, he just talks based on how or what he feels about that certain matter. There is no reasoning behind anything he does, it's just "because i said so/feel so/think so". Never attempted to teach me shit when I was growing up that dad's might normally do like teach their kids how to use a grill and make BBQ, show them the basics of how to fix shit, etc. Everything I've ever learnt was by myself, on my own and I feel like that might be one of the reasons why I've become so heavily individualistic now. I don't want help from anyone and everything I do or have to work on, I want to attempt it all alone, by myself.

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I usually attract ENFP women. I feel bad for leading them on since I'm not attracted to women. Only want an ENFP guy.

Why do you think you led them on? That's not something INFJs are known for doing.

>INFP
>realizing my bf is an emotionally undeveloped/immature sociopath

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What type is your boyfriend?

>INFP
>Wants to be an ENTJ

Should I kill myself and hope I'll be reincarnated as an ENTJ?

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INTP
He keeps posting nazi propaganda and joking about mass shootings (he was kicked out of highschool for saying he thought about commiting a school shooting) but denies being a nazi and called himself a libertarian-fascist or something, he is obsessed with guns and I am afraid to meet him.

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I usually try to ignore most people, so I don't draw unneeded attention. But sometimes the she does something interesting that draws my attention. I start looking at her more without realizing it, and she notices and likes the attention I give her cause I rarely give attention to anybody else. Makes her feel special to have my attention I guess. She might interpret it as romantic and drop hints when I just want to be friends.

i guess it's goodbye to another ENFP

I fell in love with him during his brief time here.

As an ISTP it's not that I dont have emotion it's that I dont care about my own emotions in comparison to other people & I can 'suppress' that part of my brain easily when a problem comes up. I'd rather deal with real problems I dont want to hear about how that bitch at work made you feel why dont you just tell her to stop talking to you it's so easy for me but other types hate that confrontation & it can rule their lives, i'd rather get it over with.
It's the "Just leave me alone": the type.

INTP/INFP is an absolutely atrocious pairing. Similar way of doing things and similar strengths and weaknesses but polar opposite endgoals and values. Just because you share the same space as somebody doesn't mean you'll get along. Being emotionally underdeveloped is one of the INTPs defineing features and a big part of their appeal to the people that are into that sort of thing.
>I'm afraid to meet him
in what context? like at his house? did you go to the same school and haven't seen him since he was kicked out?

lol wasn't he here like 2 days ago? After someone's gone for a month then we can talk about him being dead.

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So is he just making edgy jokes or is he serious? If he's serious i don't know why you would still want him around

Not INFJ-T! ^_^

This is what I think too.

He was one of the best posters.

>After someone's gone for a month then we can talk about him being dead.
What about a situation where someone is still here, but they have radically changed their posting style?

I met him on /b/ unironically and actually planned on dating him irl because I used to really like him because he seemed really mature and I found that attractive but now he just seems like a dumb Jow Forums kid that doesn't understand that he's joking about killing people
I don't know, they always say it's "just edgy jokes" but why is it always right-wing stuff? why does he listen to german marching music? he literally has a black sun patch
Even if it was a joke, I find the idea of a man laughing at the expense of kids getting murdered extremely cowardly and unattractive

sorry this post took a long time I was making tea

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>What about a situation where someone is still here, but they have radically changed their posting style?
I dunno, has that ever happened?

So you're judging a highschool aged /b/tard that you haven't actually met yet based on their dipcord behaviour? Just meet him somewhere that isn't his house, he's not going to shoot or rape you at the zoo. In reality he's probably just trying to be cute and edgy and has never seen a gun in his life.
>sorry this took so long
15 minutes isn't a long time here

>What about a situation where someone is still here, but they have radically changed their posting style?
what do you mean? Like Sophie? Well obviously he's not dead. If you stop loving him because of the change that's all well and good, you could say they're "dead to you" I guess. If they change in such a way that they're not recognizeable you could argue that they're dead, but that's indistinguishable from them actually being gone forever if they can actually keep up the act.

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oops, first reply was meant for

I don't know user, do you have an example of something he said or a joke he made that you think he was serious about? It's pretty difficult to tell if he's serious or not without any context and I'm usually pretty skeptical of anyone that takes edgy jokes seriously because I laugh at pretty fucked up things myself.
It sounds like it's going to be a dealbreaker for you serious or not though.

Everyone says he's a intj

He has definitely seen a gun before, that is one of his main hobbies and obsessions, and I don't understand why someone would act very different from their true self while talking in private on the internet
He lives far away so it's hard to go on a simple date
Honestly I am trans and I'm worried he's only okay with that because he hasn't thought that deeply about it or something and that he'll snap and change his mind about it, and it makes this nazi stuff particularly confusing and scary
I don't know how to tell, he made a post praising the christchurch shooting and said he hoped there would be more like it, it's inextinguishable from simply being a white supremacist

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watch interviews with him where he has some back and forth. definitely not an upfront Te user. if you compare INTJs to INTPs, INTJs are more distinct with their Te it's very noticable in interactions with other people, especially in comparison to Ti users. they are more forceful and direct in their speech. Elon is not that way he's more open and floaty with his presentation of himself. i don't see any strong Te in him. his business always gets bashed for having hardly any structure and he's always doing weird whimsical shit that he thinks is cool.

seems way more INTP than INTJ.

ENTP GANG WE OUT HERE

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Everyone knows "interesting discussions" don't actaually exist. What anybody finds personally interesting is subjective. These threads are at least superficially supposed to be for discussions on the Myers Briggs Type Indicator, so you should be respectful towards people that want to do that however. That thing about rationality and compassion? No idea what you're trying to get at, could you rephrase it?

>I don't understand why someone would act very different from their true self while talking in private on the internet
Are you slow? There's dozens of reasons people act differently on the internet than in person, do you act the same IRL as you do online? Anyway an INTP trying to be edgy around you means he likes you, take it as a compliment.
>He lives far away so it's hard to go on a simple date
so you were planning to sleepover at his house? Well that's obviously a bad idea, can't you book a hotel room or something? Do you have family members in the area?

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>he made a post praising the christchurch shooting and said he hop edgyed there would be more like it,
That sounds like a pretty big red flag. Usually when it's a joke it's at least structured like one and isn't literally just a statement. Reading your posts though I don't really get why you liked him in the first place, you seem to generally dislike his edgy personality and beliefs.

>Honestly I am trans and I'm worried he's only okay with that because he hasn't thought that deeply about it or something and that he'll snap and change his mind about it, and it makes this nazi stuff particularly confusing and scary
Have you met him irl at least once? I don't intend for this to be mean, but most trannies tend to look a lot different irl to their photos and there's a good chance he'd be grossed out by you being a tranny if he actually met you. He doesn't seem like the type to have an open mind about that kind of thing.

I guess I'm kinda slow but I like to think I act the same as I do in real life, I don't see why I wouldn't
I was kinda planning on a hotel or somethig because he's far enough away that the trip wouldn't be worth it for just one day, and no, nobody I know lives there
Well, I liked his personality, he seemed to care about me and he is a dreamer, sometimes I just think he's cute but sometimes I don't think he's cute
Our relationship started out as gay before I came out, so I don't know how much of a problem he would have with me looking... male

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I don't know user, personally I would avoid him like the plague. It seems like a really bad idea to be meeting up with your bf when you don't seem to trust him at all or even know who he truly is (justified or not)

Half my family are ENFPs, they are unreliable. One day my dad decided he was tired of his family and left for a new girl. He never had a steady job his whole life.

Maybe I just have trust issues
My parents have a really bad relationship and I'm terrified of ending up like that, and sometimes when I am being really emotional he just responds in a very robotic way, it makes him feel very emotional distant and it's uncomforting
I feel kinda like I am being gaslit because whenever I confront him about the edgy stuff he just says it's nothing, but once when I was talking about how it's easy to find other trans people with the same music taste as me he got really freaked out and told me not to get radicalized and become a radical trans person who murders cis people or something, yet he posts this nazi stuff about killing minorities and thinks it's okay

I might link him to this thread later when it's archived so he knows how I feel

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I'll make short. Intp don't need empathy. We simulate it when we talk to people because it's necessary to maintain a peaceful life and we can activate or emotions sometimes when forced to, like watching movies, but empathy is an extra in our life, a burden.
Sometimes I burn out and stop giving people emotions. I don't laugh at jokes anymore. Emotions require batteries for us.
Taking all that into accountI know you might think he'll get tired of it when he realizes how awful his jokes are but thing is, he already does. He simply doesn't recoil. Imagine a person with no sense of pain, who reacts to wounds because he knows it will hurt, not because of the sensation.
I'd joke about dead babies while holding my own kid. It's not practical in a social setting though.

hahahahH get fucked pussy, you don't even DESERVE to be in contact with a person that based. niggers hang from trees, homosexuals burn in hell, transexuals are mentally ill and will always end up killing themselves. it's how things always were and will always work. i bet you also think world peace could be achieved and that everyone else could get along with each other despite having completely different moral compasses. legit lmfao rn
>t. INTP and proud neo nazi fascist racist pig or whatever else you're gonna be calling me

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Please go away.

fwoeiqpq original

What the fuck
No offence that just sounds like a mental illness, not a personality type

based. fuck faggots
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What type would someone be if they would get drunk pre math exams ??

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I don't think you're wrong to distrust him necessarily, at least going by what you've said, you're already a lot more trusting than 99.9% of people would hearing the things you say he said.
Regardless, it sounds like you have a lot of problems with the way he's acting and the things he's saying and it even sounds like the idea of meeting legitimately makes you scared. If there's going to be any hope of actually continuing your relationship with him you really need to talk to him about everything you're saying here. And actually push him for answers, don't let him hand wave it away, let him know it really bothers you and figure out what he truly believes so you can trust him again.
If you do end up doing that I would just link him this thread so you can get your thoughts across clearly without emotions bouncing all over the place and getting in the way.
take your meds user

Stop making me sound mentally ill you dumb fuck.

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>take your meds user
YILKES

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And this is all about somebody you've never actually met? Just book that hotel and zoo ticket and get it over with, hopefully all will go well and you can leave us alone after.

lol why do you have to wait for it to be archived? link it now so we can get his side of the story. Let's get the INTP perspective! Then again he's probably underage b& from what you've told us lmao.

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Don't get me wrong, we do have emotions but they're mostly optional. I get extremely upset for stupid shit sometimes, I cried a lot as a kid, but it tires me out after a while.
My point is that he won't "awaken his emotions" or anything like that. He might stop doing those things, but only because they affect enfp user, not because they're inherently bad.
Explain how you are so we can reach a better picture instead of insulting

Do you really think I have any idea at all on how to describe myself?

>pokes user in the belly button
wat do?

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>*moans and gets erect*

Good enough to be able to say my description was inaccurate for you. Give it some thought.
I can talk about myself confidently because I've struggled with other people for a long time and finally understood that normies seem to wince instinctively at"bad" things, from bugs to stories about murder. Understanding this automatic thing has helped me a lot

>wat do?
this is a self defence situation

Well, he's asleep right now, very asleep, and I'm going to bed soon
My sister met her boyfriend on the internet, I don't really understand why you think talking to people on the internet is pointless and can't tell you anything about their character, considering you frequent a thread where people talk about their personality types, on the internet...
What is your personality type?

I guess I do need to be more confrontational and direct, I don't like having my feelings ignored

Thanks everyone

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You sound like an INTP that's been corrupted by your shadow, so you embraced your sociopathy and misanthropy. Don't confuse corruption for shadow integration. You aren't strong. You are still weak to your shadow's emotions when your Fe inferior is provoked.

Maybe? I don't really care since my linger is going well.

I don't think it's pointless, I just wouldn't plan the wedding based off of it. Everyone knows it's much easier to say and do socially unacceptable things online, and it's also easier to manufacture a character for yourself on the internet. Just book the trip and save your judgements for then, he might just be boring or something. Be aware that he probably has a "nice guy" attitude so you might have to be a bit forceful with your rejection. Alternatively decide you don't want to associate yourself with somebody that behaves that way online and don't, no idea why you'd refer to him as your boyfriend if you thought this though.

I'm an INFP myself.

blush, and regret not asking her for marriage on the spot for the rest of my life

According to the best method suggested here I am ESTJ.
With that said, posting here is a complete waste of your already limited time and the reason you will never achieve anything in your life.
Just dropped here in my break to say this, I am back to work.

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tfw people speak about things they don't understand as if they understood it because they read something on a blog about it, but when you tell them anything at all about it they think you're annoying.
and on later occasions they "laugh" it off as you being weird.
maybe I shouldn't listen in on people's conversation and randomly join in when they don't know me.
:(

ENTP gang here, I see a lot of hate tho.
Although i like to argue half the times its not worth the effort and you end up just messing around with the other dudes so we're not really that unsufferable

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Type this girl based off appearance alone

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I just posted And I didnt even saw your post lol
ENTP gang MENTAL CONNECTION what it do

Enjoy your office job for the rest of your "life" faggot

>tfw another INFP with an lNTP crush who wants to save europe
At first it was funny to me since I'm like a magnet for these kinds of people, even the last guy I was talking to eventually revealed to having such political views. Not that I mind anymore.

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>typing from appearance
That's the worst thing you could do.

ESFJ because most basic bitches and normie women are SFJs

E over I because of the loud makeup

I'd say INFJ

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Mr. Bump, where are you?

I got a warning for evading the robot.

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Obviously ESTJ

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Anyone else

>INTP turned non-autistic because of psychedelics

?

yet you're still here, they can't have been that powerful

Im legitimately convinced I didnt have empathy before I did acid, I kinda regret trying it because it hasnt been helpful in my life its only gotten worse

It has made me more aware that I'm a piece of shit family member, but at the same time, I do try a little harder to fit in now.

Turned me from a robot into a cyborg. I'd say that's good enough.

how do you even get psychedelics as an autist lol

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Are you able to type people just from their face?
Post your score!

The mysterious Darkweb.

lol everyone knows that doesn't actually exist, try harder LARPer

personally I find that druggies and drugdealers are often mentally ill too, theyre just more social
so as an autist its not too hard to become aquatinted with them, besides, drug dealers just want to make money and rarely care who or what you are unless youre filthy rich and easy to rob, otherwise you got nothing to be afraid of

>INTJ but also have double digit body count

where did I fuck up

Accuracy:
single type: 32/80 (40%)
full type: 0/20 (0%)
>your score is below average. you predict personality based on a photo
worse than most people, I would advise distrusting or better tuning your face reading skills.
who typed these people lol? they are all clearly mistyped

yes but how do you meet them in the first place? Are you meant to ask around or is somebody supposed to just walk up to you and say "hey you look like somebody that would be interested in buying drugs, here have a free sample" like they do in movies?

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I know you're trolling but please, stop acting retarded.

I'm not trolling I'm serious, the dark web doesn't exist

Ok where did I get my psychedelics from then?

you made them up as I said, you are a LARPer