Who wants to rap battle me?

Who wants to rap battle me?

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>doesn't start with some bars

Faggot op
Smelly feet
Stupid face
Empty gaze
Extra chromosomes in the bag
Too stupid to know hes a fag
Too ugly to adopt
Would have euthanized if it wasn't against the law
Confused for a dog
But dogs can bark
Unlike you, you retard fuck

(Insert yuhs anywhere)

Your gay (ay)
Your gay (ay)
Suck my dick (bitch)
Cos u a bitch (bitch)

I'm outta here, nigga samas. There better be shitty rhymes when i come back.

(echo sounds)
nigger nigger nigger
faggot faggot faggot
retard retard retard

Ay, ay

Look at this dude
Poor as can be
Can't even afford
DirectTV
So damn ugly
his mama took him back
Tried to get a bitch pregnant
But he was born without a sack
Shitposting all day
no fucking job
Imma bout to show him
What happens when you fuck with the mob

Holy shit, this post made me laugh hard as fuck irl. Great post, lad.

You say you wanna battle but you aint even bring the heat
Im already at the top boy you're way bellow my feet
youre a fat fucking faggot I can see beyond the screen
meanwhile youre entranced by it, it's all you'll ever be
ill sneak into ya mamas room better hope she is asleep
if i come in and she aware of it i aint gonna even give her time to scream
a bat to the head and then dragged out to the street
put her into my rari and then take it to discreet
once i find a quite place i take into the back seat
undress that sexy whore and grope her while till im like a fucken diamond
make her into my sex slave, kill her, then hide the body where they'll never find it

Uh, uh

Your bars stink
Your genitals are pink
You should go drink from a sink

Boooo

Booooo boooo

You suck!

sluts bitches hoes niggers faggots
degenerates retards hoes slaves
murder gay cuck mentally ill
money gold white power cocaine
cars palaces silver chain bracelet
lactoze incest coca cola nazi
smoke weed fuck sex shit yeah
fatcock high speed fuck police yeah
women moan when I dropkick them
yeayeah pussy pussy wossy
windows xp is old and gay

op is a moron on a chinese forum
bout nude anime females
with dicks but no decorum
this above other details
that should make a grown man question
the reasoning for this shitty rap session

goodbye

I'd rather piss in the sink like i pissed in yo moms bleached
Asshole, breach her with dick, your castle with lyrical bombs
Rap game brenton tarrant, massacre you crap rappers via gopro,
Spittin bars of genius poetry over trap beats more hardcore than astolfo
In a room with me and ten other niggas while you fap in the corner,
And i dab cuz i warned you, this rap shit here is your manhood's funeral,
And you the only mourner

Hahaha! Hey! You have talent!

I may be ugly
But at least im not a tard
My mom didnt love me
But didnt throw me back
Unlike you sewer baby
Living in the swamps
Your uncles were all turtles
And your dad was a rat

Bitches on my feet
About to suck my dick
You wouldn't know
You faggoty bitch
Licking my asscrack
Like toilet paper
Tastier than snacks
Like a wafer
You can have the crumbs
Running down my cheeks
We all know you want it
Sissy ass bitch

(Im not so good at this. Pls be gentle)

Hey Yo OP why not post a beat
Spit some bars spit some heat
Mic check 1 2 3
I'm a geek so I cant rap
Add an E I can do that
But I'm a G so none of that crap

you are the gay
The biggest of them all
If youre on this thread
Then you know who it's from

Faggot ;)

To start out, let's just make this clear,
when you were born yo mama shed a tear
cause pushing out a triangle brick
is like fucking a man with no dick
She should've closed her legs on your head,
She should've made sure you were dead,
She should've given you vial of lead,
and told you to drink it like it was mead,

Meeting you in public is like eating shit,
I'd rather turn my dick into a clit
And when you decide to get a slit
on your wrist, what a twist, red mist,
it's prolly fate, i gon' celebrate, fuck off mate

Your rhymes are like mud, no flow, so slow,
full of stones, you gonna hear moans,
when you turn up on stage.
Cause you a virgin, almost a mage,
cause your rap is so bad you should be in a cage, yeah

yea, it's not great

damn this one is good

>your rap is so bad you should be in a cage

Hahaha! My favorite line.

>>Who wants to degrade Jow Forums culture some more

Ahem! It's Pepe
Face iconic, when I frolic leave them anons vitriolic
Indeed I'm symbolic of both cynicism and logic
I honk honk my horn to show off my knowledge
School of hard knocks for a college, got all them joules I'm high voltage
My wallet is full, viagra in bull market, nigga Sminem's my hostage

Honk twice for the clown world, niggas, no ICP
Pants on the floor when I piss, so I can feel the breeze (feels good man!)
Catch me in my rainbow afro just oozing the steeze
Balling hard with my brother Apu, propellor hat on, my boy's looking good
Shat his pantaloons, Frontier Psychiatrist, he rocks the kazoo
Wojak's in the back and he's bringing the heat
Fucking with the synth he's dropping this beat
Fuck jannies, fuck trannies, I'm abouta SKEET

i dont even like clown world memes

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Oh oh oh oh oh!!!! Fucking amazing! My favorite! What a joy to read!

thanks user, this goofy stuff is fun to write but keeping structure is a pain

Delicious. Finally some good fucking flow.

Keep writing goofy stuff, user. You're really good at it. In the future, post some more. I'd love to read it. I'm sure others would too.

This means a lot. I always wanted to get into proper poetry for real. Anyway thanks again for being so kind and encouraging

thanks chef!

You're welcome, user, but you really don't have to thank me. You're the one who made my night with your writing. Do poetry for real. I look forward to reading it. Take care!

2 syllable rhymes like im back in preschool
r9k rapping bout weed pretending to be cool
no wonder you niggas cant find yourselves a job
the hardest thing ever been said here is
>mummy the crusts are still on

damn nigga this some hot shit