Okay lets get this straight. You're not an incel, you're a robot

no what we need to do is mass executed them then non social outcasts willl be too scared to use this website ever again

Anyway, I'm meeting a girl tomorrow for the first time but she's insisting on bringing a guy friend. What should I do?

tell the girl to fuck off and go on a date with her guy friend

>women and normies are the problem
>not gays and trannies
Found the gay tranny lover.

I'm coming clean fellow robots, I sometimes browse reddit but just for the boards which shit on trannies, men and capitalists.
We really do need to get rid of all moralists and normies though. Even though nazis are sentimental essentialist retards and are thus the worst, I'll take them over self-aggrandising normies who parrot the status-quo any day.
Revolution now.
Thank you.

tell her you're bringing your girlfriend.
screenshot her reaction, then ghost her away.

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>when you're a nazi but such a bitch you don't even wanna be one

you need to join r/MGTOW, senpai

But thats literally me on the left lmao

This board didn't exist in 2011, you're thinking of robot9000

This board became an unofficial incel board when they removed the robot, that's why that fucking gook brought it back after the mercer shooting to try and send some kind of message that we weren't wanted anymore
Well it ain't that easy

Yeah, stop using the word that's the golden child of reddit's normie insult factory and we might start to consider any bullshit you might say

Unironically being offended bythe word incel. Holy shit grow some skin this is fucking Jow Forums

Yeah 4 years ago we could talk about feels without "foids" bitching about inkels

I was brought to 9gag by people on my teamspeak, brought to reddit after i saw r/9gag and to Jow Forums after realizing reddit is the same.
(don't worry about me polluting your boards though, i'm just lurking).

not even the point, normal-kun, how would I even be insulted when as soon as you use that word everyone instantly knows your nothing but cursed tourist scum that has no reason to be on this site in the first place except to flaunt their superior morality

So you grow some skin when people call YOU out, you fuck

I don't give a flying fuck about what an incel tells me.

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I think im slowly becoming a doomer,im too old for that

And thus you prove the picture accurate, Redditor
leave, normie scum

As I said, why would I care about what an incel tells me?

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because you type like a reddit nigger and you will be called out until the end of time unless you assimilate

did this virgin just call me a reddit nigger
lmao what does that even mean

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It means no one wants you here.

and by that you mean that I will listen to someone on an anonymous messaging board telling me to go away LMAO you're pathetic

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I truly don't believe there are any virgins older than 18

Nobody is an incel, unless you are missing all limbs or something. And even then, really, you could have sex.

1. You could buy sex. Sex is cheap to buy, you can always save the amount of money you locally need for sex, even if it takes you months and years. You are voluntarily not doing that. You choose not to.
2. You can have sex via violence. You can force yourself on another human. You are voluntarily choosing not to do that. And keep choosing that way, sexual violence is disgusting.
3. You can shamefully start asking everyone and anyone about it, and have sex happen to you that way. You are once again voluntarily choosing not to do that.

Basically you aren't an incel, you aren't involuntarily not having sex. You would only have sex under certain terms. This is how almost every single human is. It is the terms that are not being met. If you wanted sex at any cost, you could have it. Dumb term!

Fun fact: your pathetic reasoning shows you're an actual incel.

>skinny guy with whiskey and cigarettes
don't kid yourself, replace him with a fat fuck and a stack of junk food and then it's pretty accurate

>19, 20 this month
>virgin
>don't really want to have sex or try to
at least I have that out of the way

Robots aren't asexuals. I will never understand why this meme still exists. A lot of you hetero faggots very obviously still want to get laid. The definition of "robot" wasn't like this in either versions of the board. As someone who has always been here and is actually asexual I feel I would know.

The start of your post reminded me of the intro dialogue of the I'm Not Okay music video. That is all I came here to say.

keep telling yourself that OP. you'd love to be watching some doe eyed 18 year old sucking your cock and then creaming her pussy. but you can't so you "rationalize" the urge away.

How about you fuck off to reddit or whatever shithole you came from you larper.
Pic is faggot op.

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Robots *may* be asexuals.

I've been here longer than you though, I don't care if you consider what I have to say or not

>Okay lets get this straight. You're not an incel, you're a robot.
>Robots do not give a FUCK about getting laid or any of that normalfaggot trite.

>You're on Jow Forums, not reddit.

Kind of. After r/incels got shutdown, faggot incels flooded this website. The main identifying mandatory requirements to be a robot in descending order from most to least important would be:
1. Outcast/Ostracized
2. Male
3. Virgin

Incels on the other only need these 2:
1. Virgin
2. Male

They aren't really robots if they're virgin, but still have a group of friends and connections. Robots still want sex, but not to the extreme like incels, who base their entire identity upon their lack of sex. Robots on the otherhand are identified mor through their hate of normalfags, neurotypicals, etc. As well as their ostracization and identity as an outcast of society. This is why alot of old bots hate the "new r9k", the youthful newfags, who used to be converted into the more nuanced and less vapid robot, are now converted into the "easy to enter" incel group.

There have been thousands of robots who arent virgins tho

No, they need to be virgin. At the most, they can call themselves androids/failed normalfags.

This is such autistic quibbling, and just through total dumb circumstance there will be plenty of anons out there who would fit your made up description of incel more than robot but identify as the opposite and vice versa
It's a very weird and unproductive kind of tribalism and it's completely fake as well

Nah they dont. That meme started on places like reddit who tried to joke about the fact that only virgins would harass a woman or talk shit about women. Robot just meant you browsed this board. There were gay robots, misogynist robots, lonely robots etc. in most cases yeah you were socially awkward but there are tons of sexually active people who are bad at communication and dealing with others

wtf are all those faggots on the right doing here? they're not welcome here.

You are a retard, yes at the very beginning sure, but the majority of r9ks history has belonged to the outcast robot. All those people you are talking about are simply normalfags that use r9k. You can be a faggot and be a robot, but you still need to have those mandatory aspects to become a robot. Sexually active people are not outcast and never will be, because they are atleast accepted enough to be attractive in some way to another. Broadening the definition of a robot like this has simply been propaganda by normalfag groups or those who want to believe that this board once had some magic golden age of actual discussion uninterrupted by the outcast robot, who don't want a group of outcasts to coalesce and discuss things, simply because they want to destroy any way for the outcast to communicate and interact with others as a punishment, or because they don't understand that it has been this way for a long time. Most normalfaggots in the past stuck around in their normalfaggot discussion threads and didn't go outside of them, thus they have this skewed view of r9k.

If they identify as such, but aren't such, then they should get fucked. Self Identification as something does not make you that thing. It's kinda like being a punk, sure you can dress like a punk and act like a punk, but if you're the kind of person who puts authority on a pedestal and or hangs out with corrupt cops, you cant neccesarily be called a punk. I don't nean to say that robots cannot have differing opinions, but if you've never been an outcast, then you cannot say that you are a robot. Only having the 2 aspects of virginity and being a male (which most self identified incels would agree is the only things needed to be a part of their group), are not enough to be considered robot.

Sexually active people can be outcasts. By your logic, no outcast is able to use Jow Forums either because there is social interaction

no guy, I think you kind of completely fucking missed the point of my post

This weird distinction you have between incel and robot is completely fucking bullshit and made up. These aren't hard categories, incels, robots, FAs, or whatever aren't like punks and jocks from your old Spielberg movies. You can use the terms interchangeably and they all kind of describe the same person is what I'm saying.

One may just identify with whichever one they heard first, if they came to r9k they'd call themselves a robot and if they ended up on whatever incel forum they'd call themselves an incel.

If they are interacting with people sexually, how can they be outcasts? They are fucking them or being fucked by them. They interact with them.

>This weird distinction you have between incel and robot is completely fucking bullshit and made up. These aren't hard categories, incels, robots, FAs, or whatever aren't like punks and jocks from your old Spielberg movies.
Oh no, I agree with you that they aren't hard categories. But the aspects I list for robot, have fit the majority of the users of the past r9k.

>You can use the terms interchangeably and they all kind of describe the same person is what I'm saying.
Not necessarily, the attitude of the groups used to differ. It used to be that on r9k, Incels were seen as sex obsessed "nice guy" faggots. Robots on the otherhand, were not seen as sex obsessed, they were bitter and hateful instead, the school shooters. To claim interchangeability of the terms is stupid, cause it is really the claim that all identifying terms are subjectively and arbitrarily defined, which is true, but doesn't bring much utility to the use of these terms. So I guess that fascists are actually anti-fascists, gays are straight, etc, etc, etc, etc. And since these terms are arbitrarily defined, then they are interchangeable.

>One may just identify with whichever one they heard first, if they came to r9k they'd call themselves a robot and if they ended up on whatever incel forum they'd call themselves an incel.
Yes, this is generally true, doesn't mean they are.

No, you're still not really getting it
Your analogy of anti-fascists and fascists or gays and straight people which implies that incels and robots are not just different (which I also disagree with) but opposed is exactly why I don't like your way of thinking about this
It's just a manufactured conflict, not between two different kinds of people as you think but between the same people who just use a different word for the same thing

I think you have this fantasy of what r9k used to be, but r9k has been my "home board" since 2013 (and regularly coming to this site more generally since long before that) and I can tell you that this distinction didn't exist then at all. Incel and robot were used completely interchangebly, they both meant the exact same thing.

No they werent, the word incel was rarely used here. Everyone referred to each other as robot more often then anything else. They are not necessarily opposed, but it would be like saying a lineman is an electrician. Both are technically electricians, but one specializes in indoor wiring and another works the lines outdoors. Both work with electricity, but one requires a the bravery to brave heights, the other doesn't need to. You can call a lineman an electrician, but you can't call all electricians linemen. It's a matter of specificity. Sure you can call robots incels, but not all incels are robots.

I don't try to create conflict, but claiming both terms describe a fundamentally identical identity is disingenuous.

Ok, I think what you're saying in this post is different to what you were saying when I first responded to you but that's fine. I think this metaphor works a whole lot better than the others you've used. Obviously this board has a character of it's own, you could say robots are a specific kind of incel if you want, I just think that maybe it's kind of a ponintless thing to talk about. Then again here I am talking about it with you...
It's not like the term incel was never used though, if you really were around at that the time you probably remember that tripfag incel manlet.
It definitely was something people used to describe themselves, even if not as often as they would use the term robot.

>>>>>>>>>>>being an incel originally

I would claim that the differences between both groups are larger then, "robots are simply another type of incel". Incels care too much about sex, and make their lack of it their main identifying trait, robots do not. They both might seem similar on the surface, but aren't.

man the guy on the left (2005 img) looks kinda hot I wanna fuck him

I don't want to keep repeating myself, but that's wrong user
You're just being completely autistic about this, I mean for fuck's sake how much is "caring too much" to you?
If you care about sex 20% of the time you're a robot, and then if you start to care about it 40% of the time you're now an incel?

Please point me to the official incel manifesto where you're getting this information from, it's totally not just a bunch of made up rules for two seperate groups that only exist in your head that you pulled out of your ass right?

so volcel?

I feel that. I was like eleven when I first started using Jow Forums, back in 2006. A lot has changed, but a lot has stayed the same as well.

>Gatekeeping inceldom

Stop trying to win the honk contest kiddo

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Rather then caring about sex, it's what they put it there as more important. The very term that describes them has celibate in it. Do robots have that? No they don't. This shows a groups priorities. Robots and how much they want to have sex, is highly variable, some don't want to, and some do, they are virgin. Incels are involuntarily celibate, by their definition, they must "want" to have sex. A robot is not mandated to have this need.

>incel
literal male cripples only and a good argument for legalized prostitution, everyone else is volcel.

>transmuting sexual frustration and sexless losersdom into a positive attribute of membership to an internet shithole

sick bro. have fun being sexually frustrated. you don't get to "not care"

Everyone likes sex and want to have more sex

Most robots watch porn, hentai or just anime with cute girls.