/britfeel/

he looks like an Antifa tranny

Afterlunch, my droogies. I thought I might viddy a bit of the old in-out with double devotchkas and groobies and perhaps some toast and eggiweggs and a peep of the gazetta afterwise.

Gotta go hospital in a couple of hours lads.
Camera down my throat and an ultrasound.
Get some sweet hospital sedation though so got that to look forward to.

I loved it when the band got all pissy at /mu/
she is real cute though

Welly welly welly well!

>Camera down my throat and an ultrasound.
sounds lame. They gonna give you some pills to relax before?

It does confuse me how muzzies are quite literally everywhere but white people aren't everywhere

yeah really confusing how a religion is different from a skin colour isnt it

>white people aren't everywhere
the only places white people arent are the shittest parts of Africa/Asia.

isnt it weird how Christians are everywhere but Hispanics arent

>are the shittest parts of Africa/Asia.
but white people are over there helping them out and telling about /ourlord/

If I hear the "Things that make you go wow" advert anymore I'm gonna smash my tv

Torrents + kodi or plex
fuck live tv

wowcher

>that one where she gets her fanny waxed

>there's a dissertation showcase today
>everyone else's focuses on a really specific period of history
>like the early 1900s Mongolian basket weavers
>my one is a broad piece of shit that was put together weeks before the deadline

I've realised I've probably fucked this year up

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i did mine in 3 days, lied about everything, had 10 sources, and got 68%. you'll be fine

I kissed a boy the other day, and now I feel sick and anxious when I think about it

Think Chika/Slovenianon would be much happier if they directed all that angry, noncey energy into designing architecture instead

If its not final year it doesnt really matter desu. At least that was the system in my uni.

it's chiko/slovakianon

>think about my town
>all the places that remind me of childhood are gone
>feel sad

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Alright lad give us the greentext?

*unveils the new britfeel pachinko machine*

*walks into the thread waving his arms about*
youtube.com/watch?v=mcFmo_v81IU

Here ya go based Sophie Poster lad

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*sabotages the new britfeel pachinko machine*

I saved this aswell to repost it here

>dissertation
>not final year

someone forgot to take off their shitposting name

Might draw an Apu in her belly

wtf is this what is it meant to be an extreme pregnancy or what?

go 4 it lad

nah fuck ov m8 i can pursoo higher edewcayshun if i so please, innit

it looks like there adult hands under the skin trying to get out so I think it my be a vore fetish.

BBC news on telly the other day had some 20 something girl with bulimia
I'm 99% certain she said
>i started googling how to be thicc

i am unironically in love
why am i like this

Waheeey guys just got my 2-2 BA in Sports Science.

it is final year la

That would be a bit weird lad

oh your fucked mate if you dont get a 2-1 or above you've wasted your time.

What'll it be boss? And that's MRS AMER to you

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Pack of mentos please sir, I MEAN MA'AM.

I'll take a creme egg mate

I seriously doubt i would here a chav say if i so please. I don't think it's part of their vocabulary desu

Tub of pakislaw my fine gentl- woman.

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Got to hand in a sicknote for my brother's gf. This is the 30th one I think. She has worked about 5 days in the last half a year because of meme illnesses like depression which don't prevent her from going outside and having fun but prevent her from going to work. Or toothache which only seems to affect her when she has to go to work.
Would be a shame if this doctor's note went missing so she couldn't claim her bennies wouldn't it lads?

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WHAT'S THE STORY MORNING GLORY
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
NEED A LITTLE TIME TO WAKE UP, WAKE UP

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started off singing that to the tune of balamory lmfao

Leg workout. Want to vomit

I know that. I still thought my diss was good enough to get that until today

remember not to deadname AND deadrace moni

amer the pakistani male

*flogs the new pachinko machine to some local pikeys*

haha this just makes me want to do it more

>tfw got 49% in my dis but still got a 2-1
Check me out, I have a piece of paper that says Im smart, no one can take that away from me.

*puts 50p in the jukebox*
youtube.com/watch?v=qs0biWHy5WU

*takes it and wipes arse with it*
wahey!

*whips out a harmonica and starts playing Dylan covers*

lads why aren't i getting any (you)s? and the Jow Forums website is broken. it keeps crossing out posts when i highlight them. can someone (you) me so i know im not going insane?

(you) there you go lad

don't be sad mate. some people just don't get replies to all their posts.it happens. don't take it personal like.

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ere y'are (You)less pal

Kind of bugs me when I think that everybody here is a real human

it literally isnt letting me reply to any posts, or giving (you)s on my post wtf is going on

shadowban

Gonna have some food hope I dont vom

Lol helper lad got shadowbanned

I'm not, I'm an advanced shitposting AI

Since when do people get shadowbanned on Jow Forums?

Just had a proper smelly NEET poo

Think those raw eggs made me sick, I've been drinking raw eggs for about 2 years now so it was bound to happen sometime. Doubt it's serious though

just almost choked to death on a starburst rofl

>first year student
>exam at uni tomorrow
>haven't been attending lectures for the subject it's on
>tried to cram today with the past paper questions but realised we'll probably be asked questions that have nothing to do with that paper

why are exams such shite? thinking of dropping this STEM shite and changing to philosophy or something

I think too highly of people here
It's time I lower my expectations

twitter.com/irnbru/status/1128938295809986561

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>when you realise your ideal champion is Yuumi

am i gay lads

Makes me giggle does this lad. Black people are just on another level completely.

youtube.com/watch?v=s0W6Eri6Qf0

gutted that irn bru is posting shitty American memes tbqh

they need to make me the head of social media accounts

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Nah, that's gay. Wouldn't wanna offend someone.

Finally writing up notes i made in an lsd trip i had months ago. They wacky as fuck.

Wanna get shrooms. Any one has advice on ways to get?

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Broadcast - Tender Buttons is such a perfect album
Listened to it a bunch of times this week

I made a reddit account once so that I could go to normalfag subreddits like r/relationships and absolutely btfo people, use Jow Forums rhetoric and generally be a complete twat

was quite funny looking back at it, redditors are very easily triggered

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Wait until autumn and look around cowshit in the morning

terrible waste of digits

Nice waste you abysmal twat

fuck off destiny, go back to your cuck girlfriend

nvm they're pretty based tbqh
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Go drink some KA you niggers
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