Be me

>be me
>smol and cute
>live in Turkey

Existence is suffering

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Anzu pls be my gf

No I'm not Anzu I have a dick

cute turkish boys are made for manly balkan men desu

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Who is he?
Also that's gay

this seems ideal, roach grills are top tier qt

also a t*rk but living in germany. I know that feeling...

>smol and cute
>live in Turkey

These two go against eachother, turk. Admit that you're big and hairy and bully robots for their lunch money

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some turkish boy somebody posted that caught my eye. His name is the pic name.
>Also that's gay
so?

TRANNIES FUCK OFF TO AND TAKE THE FAGS WITH YOU

I wouldn't say so. Asians exist.
At least you managed to get out
Oh user I wish. Even my lil bro is stronger than me. People thinks I'm a child/foregineer usually...

But it isn't a Turkish name?
>so?
See

I remember talking to a cashier at a grocery store about his girl problems. he was a pretty boy and complaining that he looked too young. I thought he was fucking crazy. I told him if I looked like him I'd pull way more girls and he said the same about me. I do have a really masculine face but not in a good way. I think I'm fucking ugly but this guy apparently thought I was a ladies' man just cause I'm tall and have a strong jaw line.

grass is always greener on the other side I suppose. so much of it is mental that it's crazy. you can be a fat ugly piece of shit but still get girls if you're just funny and charismatic

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Kawaii Kockroach?

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Gokiburi

Depends on your country honestly. I'm 5'7 so I'm laughable. Thanks to shitty turkish shows always featuring 6'2 overprotective masculine bois who beat up everyone no one sees me as a man.
Turkey praises masculinity now.

so Anzu with dick?
W E W
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L A D
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Please gib cute turk gf

Anzu has a dick, you virgins.

you just have to find a girl the same height or shorter then it's not a problem. I'm 6'2' but my brother is 5'8 and he's always had way better luck with women.

he's a hyper masculine guy though. he got beat up in school a lot because of his height and it made him a tough angry bastard. he's stronger than me and has kicked my ass before.

But user that's gay
Actually if you have money you can get the cutest girls around.
I doubt that

I don't care about girls but that's now how it works here. You gotta be masculine and thuggish.

Also masculinity and face > height

you don't care about girls? then what is this thread even about?

>but user that's gay
>i don't care about girls
user, stop living in denial

Always being seen as a lowly child. Or that "small but genius" dude but I failed everything so it's useless too
Imagine living in a place where all that's matters is your power and everyone acts like a hood thug... As a 5'7 120lbs...

That's the truth. I pretty much fap once a week because of boredom. I don't usually check girls when I'm out. I don't see why people run after girls and become a slave... But gays are disgusting.
I guess I'm going asexual...

sure, but if I didn't care about girls none of that would bother me. what's the point of being seen as successful if you don't use it to get a girlfriend?

That's what bothers me... Having a gf is just like having the newest phone for me, you can have it, but there are better options. If you're successful you'll get a gf, but she'll love you for money and prestige and fuck Tyrone secrety...

>smol and cute
>male

Here we go again, it's another faggot thread.
Back to your containment board, freak.

That's the problem user. I hate faggots and people thinks I'm a faggot.
>freak
Big words coming from a delusional guy who thinks everyone is tall and strong

hey man I'm saying it's worth the risk. you're gonna be miserable either way. you just might fuck up and get into a good relationship if you tried.

Made for bsc
big serbian cock

I had a relationship because I needed someone to interact. She broke up after 1~ year because I wasn't "manly" enough

Hopefully they execute you for being a tranny abomination.

Why the fuck are everyone thinks I'm a faggot?

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Only faggots use terms such as "smol" and "cute" when referring to themselves.

Similar to "uwu", it's a faggot/tranny calling card.

Imagine living in Turkey

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But these are what people call me irl... if we don't count relatives calling me "handsome" everyone calls me cute
I live in the middle-high places so it's not a problem for me. It could be worse.
My problem is people and their high standards

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Trannies should be used for medical testing for the benefit of people who are real humans

then eat more and go lifting, the way you use anime pictures and call yourself smol and cute is quite the indicator that you are just doing this for attention.

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We should find a cure for transgenderism, as too many lives have been lost to that delusional shot.

In the meantime, there's another way to "cure" them. Gas.

True
I'm already lifting since I heard it raises T levels. I don't look like I'm doing progress tho (3 months)
False. It's natural selection.

Reminder for everyone in this thread that there's nothing wrong with giving your homie a nighty night kiss on the lips before bedtime

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>I don't look like I'm doing progress tho (3 months)
It's all in the diet, I had the same problem, i was a fucking skeleton not long ago, did GOMAD and gaining weight is so easy, just eat more.

I need to enlarge my stomach for it. Currently working on it...
No that's gay

Isn't that already what happens? srs is just an excuse to try out operating techniques and a lot of data is taken from the hormone stuff

pro tip, 1 liter of milk has 640 kcal, just drink 2 a day and eat normally, its so fucking easy

>2 liters of milk per day
Are you serious or just memeing?

absolutely serious, has some protein too and it's liquid so it's easy to consume even if you're full

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I can drink 2 glasses per day max. What do you consume except milk per day?
I'm abusing eggs currently

breakfast not much, just a peanutbutter sandwich, lunch a pizza and dinner is either rice/spaghetti with anything i can find, or steak+fries.
it doesn't really matter, even 2 liters of milk and a pizza but me at 2000kcal, and then I just snack something now and then + dinner which easily puts me into 2500-3000 kcal range.

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Nice balance user. Pizza is kinda bad here so I eat it rarely. Some days I eat a lot of chocolate and reach 3000 but if we don't count them I'm around 1800-2500

yea that's true, it's not really healthy, but eating a lot was always extremely hard for me, so I figured I'd get used to eating a lot with stuff I can eat easily and then cut back later on.
losing weight isn't a problem for me so it should be fine.
Its definitely working though, I started april weighing 65-66kg and now the scale says 76kg, I also have so much energy now and can lift more, it feels so fucking good man.
We're all gonna make it bro.

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I managed to saw 57kg once lol. I hope I'll make it too

God I absolutely cant wait for this transgender trend to die off maybe this board could become good again

OP isn't trans! UwU

We need to make Jow Forums a blue board
Thank you!

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