Lose virginity

>lose virginity
>diagnosed with chlamydia 2 weeks later
It's not fair.

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haha thats what you get for trying to be a normalfag

I'm really afraid of becoming infertile. Taking antibiotics for a week but I heard it can make you sterile if you leave it untreated, but my hypochondria is telling me somehow it won't be cleared up.

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At least you're still better off than Terry.

May he rest in peace.
Can't believe it's almost been a year..

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It might not get cleared up if it's an antibiotic immune strain, which at this point there a very good chance that it is.

The doc said so far those have only been reported in the USA and Thailand, I'm in Europe.

>have sex
>get disease
can't make this shit up

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oh, then you'll be fine. Just thank god you're not a burger.

I hope it's true, my doc is competent but hypochondria is really eating away at me.

My fault for rawdogging.

Sexers getting btfo by nature is always a pleasure.

Clamidioit

I had sex with a girl saw her a few months later told me she had a kid. I started doing math in my head, thinking I didn't cum in her.

Has it been 9 months? No? You're fine.

Sex havers BTFO. Praise the lord for STDs.

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>lose chlamydia
>diagnosed with virginty 2 weeks later
Thats fair

Should've fucked her poopchute instead

That's what you get for being a whore. Get shrekt m8.

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It can be transferred through anal, vaginal and oral sex, user.

Well, that sucks...
Though hiv was really the only one you had to worry about with anal.

It really sucks. Pissing burns to the point where you can't sleep, pus came out of my cock hole. Never rawdogging again unless I've been in a relationship with the girl for a while..

Rest in peace, Terry. You will live on brother.

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lmao that's what you get you unvergin

>normies keep acting like they knew him ever since that one YouTube video dropped

>chlamydia
wow dude the most pedestrian of all STIs. You just take pills for a week and it goes away. I've gotten that like 4 times.

Sexhaving normalfags today are fucking diseased and many of them would be dead or crippled for life if not for modern medicine. There's a reason why so many cultures throughout history frowned upon sexual promiscuity

you reap what you sow tbdesu dumbass

I have been watching his videos since 2016 you nigger. cry

I wasn't talking about you retard

did you wrap it before sticking it in?

No, I was being dumb unfortunately.
Sure to do it next time, though.

dumb confirmed, better luck next time indiana jones