Used to come to this board every day in high school. Got Jow Forums and it completely changed my life. AMA
and no that obviously isnt me
Used to come to this board every day in high school. Got Jow Forums and it completely changed my life. AMA
and no that obviously isnt me
Did I ask?
I will save you the brain power and tell you no I didnt
how did you get off Jow Forums
im serious
That's great, you can fuck off then.
It takes a LOT of willpower.
>ywn be like this
He didn't since he's back here.
I still HAVE to come back to Jow Forums at least once every few days to blow off my autistic steam. I might not be a fatass anymore but that doesn't mean I'm not autistic
what frat are you in?
what does it take looks and status wise to get a gf like the one in your pic?
Pi Kappa Alpha
My parents are decidedly middle class and by no means rich, but I was blessed with height. I squandered it in high school though, I was almost 100 pounds overweight and played noseguard on my school's football team.
You need to be fit, you need to be clean shaven and presentable, but if all else fails you need to be wealthy.
You don't have to be good looking or well-dressed to get a girl, you just need the status and money. Pic absolutely related.
holy shit she is elf-tier beautiful
I'm 5'10, with manlet boosters
do I stand a chance?
>He's taller than everyone in the room
>She's even taller
Are you white?
Any redeeming values?
Still in college? If so can you rush next semester?
How are you with girls?
How bad is your acne?
All of these are massively important if you want to succeed
I used to come to this board ever day too. I also got fit.
I still come to this board every day.
So whats your fucking point.
>Are you white?
if I shave and get a clean hair cut, I can pass.
>Any redeeming values?
charming, funny, and extremely driven to succeed.
>Still in college? If so can you rush next semester?
can't rush it I'm afraid, I got at least 6 more years of schoolcucking.
>How are you with girls?
I do pretty well.
>How bad is your acne?
I still get the mother fuckers from time to time.
>rush
he means join greek life, its called that for some retarded reason
OP im a DKE, this thread has brought nothing but shame to PKA
>can you rush next semester
That's not what I meant. Rushing is the process in which you get a bid to join a fraternity. Didn't mean to rush your academics
>he means join greek life, its called that for some retarded reason
lmao I don't stand a chance with these zoomers
>PKA
literally nobody says it like this
thats because i was typing it, you retard monkey
go elephant walk with your 200 other pledge bros
>6 years
are you doing a phd or masters??
>that body
Hahaha holy shit! am i the only one that sees something wrong with this?
phd, and then a specialty.
>It takes a LOT of willpower.
No, it doesn't. If you don't want to be there, yet you are here anyway, then you are a dumb fucktard. If you are here and you don't want to leave because you hate the real world then Jow Forums is a place for you.
>I also got fit.
clearly not fit enough
we're all here forever.
I know fratfags that are total fucking losers and its amplified by the fact that theyre in a fraternity. cool, you're in a fraternity. what has that done to your social life? Are you pulling the A-list qts every weekend or what?
>what has that done to your social life?
Completely changed it. I was a loner in high school.
>Are you pulling the A-list qts every weekend or what?
A-List for where I live, but they're just in college like I am. They'll probably be successful later though, that's the whole idea of building a network while you're in school that you can work off of later in life.
>thats because i was typing it,
then say pike
something leads me to believe youre a geed
Aren't frats for socially inept, mentally stunted losers?