Do you have any friends, user?

>you definitely can't make friends talking like that
I can make friends that like to sit on my face, which I consider pretty good friends

>do you want friends?
No. I mean, I do, but on the other hand intimacy terrifies me. A close relationship with someone always ends in pain. It just isn't worth it. So if I think a friendship is starting, I consciously push the person away by being a terrible person to avoid the pain.

fair point, do you actually have any friends like that though?

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Sure, I've got two. I like 'em enough.
One of 'em is just like me. As in, a miserable asshole without self-awareness.

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Pls be a girl(female). You can push me away qt

maybe things like this don't help a situation?
could make intimacy even scarier

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>Do you have any friends?
Only 1, and he is my best friend
>Do you want friends?
I do, but i have serious trust issues and all my friends are either roasties or trying to manipulate me to do something for them. It may be lonely, but i rather not have friends than ruin my life because of them

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I've had a few in the past. One of them was also addicted to sucking my cock.

is this some extreme LARPing that i'm unaware of?

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The only extreme thing I've done was that one girl who wanted me to carry her as I was penetrating her

>do you have any friends, user?
No
>>do you want friends?
Friends that I actually genuinely get along with, yeah. It's a pipe dream though

>do you have any friends, user?
Yes, I have few.
>do you want friends?
Kinda, but I don't really "click" with majority of the population. I'm not a misanthrope or anything, but most people are just not on the same wavelength as me. I remember back in HS, everytime I was talking to my classmates about something I was just thinking how I'd rather be hanging out with my "real" friends.

>do you have any friends, user?

nope

>do you want friends?

double nope

>do you have any friends, user?
No
>do you want friends?
Only as a means of getting a girlfriend. If I could just get a gf without having to put up with friends that would be great

fuck off and die normalfags you do not belong on r9k

>do you have any friends?
i dont know what to consider a friend
>do you want friends?
yes but im unsure if im capable of having any

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I've been here for over 8 years.
I'm a NEET virgin at age 22.
I think I do belong here.

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a retard gatekeeping retards is..... pretty retarded
can you not play nice for once?

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Ui?

Yui''s imouto?
I don't have any friends.
i probably dont deserve them and for a long while i didn;t even want friends.
seems like it might be nice though.

''friends'' are in my opinion for underaged people to learn to socialize in society , once you reach adult age you have to relly on the opposite gender and get rid of friends in order to have an happy couple.
I have none of those and I'm happy anyway.

I think I've more or less reached 0 friends.
IDK if i want friends.
All people seem to do nowadays is go out and drink and listen to loud music. Thats fucking boring.

I have 5 friends and other people who say they're my friend but I doubt it. I would like a gf but I dont really want more friends.

No, Yes. How to friendS?

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>do you have any friends, user?
no :(
>do you want friends?
yes

No. I try to make friend online but they always get bored after few days.
Yes I really want friend. All the attention I get are from (You)'s and that's not enough.

Do online friends count? I think they're comfier than IRL normalfag friends.
>t. sitting in my comfy bed at 3 am watching anime with based online friends

Fuck how do you even do that. It probably make month I didn't have a conversation with someone.

>do you have any friends, user?
no
>do you want friends?
yes but just girlfriend I don't need anybody else

Mostly from online communities

I only want friends that play Vanilla WoW and will listen to Chosen ones with me while I top the dps charts as a retribution Paladin

but I am my biggest friend

do you have any friends, user?
None irl but like 10 online
do you want friends?
No, I lost my only remaining friend from high school of six years early this year from my negligence of the friendship. It showed me how poor of a friend I really was and will ever be, I deserve to be alone. But it's ok, I don't get lonely and enjoy being by myself

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>online friends
>real friends
I don't understand, surely there are different sorts of friendships but can anyone explain to me how digital communication counts as real interaction?

How is it any different from real life communication?

Digital communication is compromised in symbols and linguistics without any personal matter, sue this can be with real interaction too but there you talk without any transmitter. Interaction irl is shit as well with same people but you have mimics and gesture and a real human breathing in your near. You talk with people irl when you know each other or at least share a talking distance but digital communication is always done by a lone person with messages on a light beaming monitor.

friends and emotional drama is just too much for the nerves

>do you have any friends, user?
No
>do you want friends?
I want a boyfriend but I'm starting to accept what I really want is friendship.

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No and no.
I used to think I want a romantic partner instead of friends, but now that I think about it, I want neither. Though strangely enough I still feel alone on very rare occasion.

I have friends but they dont make me any less lonely
I want a boyfriend

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>do you have any friends, user?
I have some, most of them are trying to get into a relationship which kinda reminds me of that [wsg] video about a guy who was abandoned by his friends because they got themselves gf, I'm a little bit scared desu
>do you want friends?
Idk, meeting new people always makes me really nervous regardless irl or online. And I'm really quite and I don't really have anything interesting to say and end up being boring to new people.

you are men right

I have no friends.
I would like to have friends.
I don't know how to make friends. There's no reason for anyone to want to be my friend anyway as I am unlikable. I have nothing to offer anyone.

I do, but they're a hundred miles away.
I also have some people I hang out with here, but I dont really like em. I mean we have things in common and they're funny and all but they dont wanna do the things I wanna do so I can't help but feel alone.

sorry for not replying for a while :(
I'll try and reply to each of you

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I know what you mean, I tried making a friend once online, but it was me that stopped talking, it's hard to find things to talk about
As I said, find it hard to keep hold of online friends :/
that seems like the dream for many
if this isn't bait, good luck to you
same if this isn't bait
I completely relate to this.
Long distance connections are hard to maintain, I imagine

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its not bait, I really want a boyfriend

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Shame about the feminine penis or I'd be ur friend and maybe even let you be my gf

and what's stopping you from having one?
(genuinely asking, not tryna be rude)

No and no.
Inevitably I have humiliated myself and the resulting scars from those interactions haunt me daily. I dont need any more ghosts.

>do you have any friends, user?
not really
>do you want friends?
not really

I'll be your bf if you're into feminine manlets

>do you have any friends, user?
I have 1. He's bro tier but it's exhausting to lie about being a normalfag for +12 years straight.
>do you want friends?
Maybe if they're neets and into similar stuff like me.

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yea i have a few but its really hard to relate to them

would i want more? no i hate trying to connect with people