Sit down next to a girl

>Sit down next to a girl
>She looks at you like this
Wat do?

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sorry just checking if im banned

"hey nice hairline"

Ask her why she's balding. I mean just look at that JUSTed hairline

Give a half smile and get back to whatever it was that I was doing.

Act like I don't notice to avoid having to acknowledge her, while sweating profusely because in actuality I did.

"You're really going to have to stop looking at me like that or else I'll get the idea you want me to ask for your number"

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ask if I can cum on her forhead after school

probably move. why the hell am I sitting at a crowded table? if the girl sits next to me I would probably notice but I wouldn't say anything. if she starts a conversation I would try to hold it but it would go nowhere.

she looks like she's 35 yet she's probably only 20

Continue whatever I am doing.
What am I, her damn entertainment center?

Murder the surrounding dweebuses and take her in the pool of their blood.

No really I'll probably just smirk awkwardly and proceed to ignore her while sweating profusely.

Get up and leave. She will humiliate me for laughs in front of her friends and I don't want anything to do with her.

>implying I'd sit down next to a girl
If she sat down next to me I'd keep my eyes fixed on my book while failing to actually read anything out of nerves and leave to find another place as soon as I can invent an excuse to tell myself.

>"What the hell are you looking at"
Makes them move away, and you'll get the entire table to yourself.

True hero here

"Not sure why I sat here, cya"

Leave her hairline alone, negroids.

Maintain eye contact until she looks away. They usually move after that.

>"is that ugly Asian beta bothering you"
>knods behind her hand
>"yeah I could tell"
>"Let's go to the next table over and play cards"
>Grab her by the hand and go off
That's how you do it.
t. chad

r9k has ban happy faggot butthurt-prone mods

Look back at my phone, looking at whatever I can to avoid interacting with people.

Is that the girl from tik tok?

She looks like your average crackwhore without the filters and good lighting.

>looks like your average crackwhore without the filters
Thats 99.99% of instathots

>Sit down next to a girl
I would not do that.
>She looks at you like this
I would avoid looking at her and would not notice.
Also what do you guys think this look conveys? Because to me it just looks like she's mildly annoyed about something, nothing crazy to read into.