You are in high school

>you are in high school
>user! We've been told by your teachers that you have been acting disrespectful to women and girls at school.
>As of today, you've lost your privilege to wear pants, and will be wearing these shorts to school starting tomorrow, so everyone can see your spank marks
>While we're at it, go shave your legs too, naughty young boys should have bare, smooth legs
>And don't you dare talk back to a woman again, or you'll be wearing bright red lipstick too.

What would you do if this happened to you in school?
Also, all your teachers would be in on it and make sure you don't wipe your lipstick off or change your clothes

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go to a different school, i guess.

my gf wears shorts like that as pajamas

you shouldnt be here norman

File a lawsuit for
>Discrimination and Other Civil Rights Violations
>Child abuse or Failure to Protect a Child from Abuse
>Sexual Misconduct and Harassment
>Failure to Return Personal Property

get a shitton of cash and move in with gf

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>put on shorts
>get so hard I give myself a wedgie
>???
I'd gladly shave my legs desu but lipstick sucks

Also
>Intentional infliction of emotional distress
>Invasion of privacy
>Slander and or Defamation
while I'm at it

in burgerland you could also attempt to slip a first amendment violation or something like that

Those shorts are hot. I'm pretty sure ive had a stiffy at every track meet I went to because every other girl decides to wear these things.

>1st Amendment Violations
>4th Amendment Violations
>6th Amendment Violations
>8th Amendment Violations
might aswell fuck the entire school up, if not the state

Now now, Jennifer, you will take your discipline like the naughty young boy you are! Go sit in the corner and put your lipstick on.