What would you robots do if you woke up as Chad one day?

What would you robots do if you woke up as Chad one day?

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Play video games, watch anime, music and read some nice and fluffy doujin.
Also think about my waifu

fuck about three fiddy bitches, then come to r9k and call everyone else virgins

Marry my onetis, and impregnate her with a Chad son

I would have sex.

Come on r9k and complain about how I deserve a gf

Those females are so fucking ugly. Look at all that caked on makeup and fucked up head shapes. They look like they have some kind of genetic disease. The guy is ugly as fuck too. His jaw makes me uncomfortable. His hair is stupid. His unbuttoned shirt and hairy chest is just gross. This picture is gross.

not much
would be happier if i woke up as a girl desu

>walk into a place where I'm nowhere near qualified for
>give the manager a firm handshake and a smile, and get hired that day
>balance about 5 girlfriends who all know about each other
>talk to dozens more on Instagram as my modeling page takes off

I'd do exactly what I do now but I'd be more handsome and just as retarded

Couldn't agree more. You can tell they have shitty personalities too.

very based
cuck
trannypilled
based

im not a chad and it didint happen in one day but i went through self improvement meme and became moderately desirable. very strange to have girls flirting with you and even catcalling you at first desu

Maybe you're right about the girls, but what you said about the guy is total kvetching. at worst his face is average

That's some fine coping you're doing there, my sour grapes friend.

>Cuck
For loving my onetis and having a child with her? You fucks really have gone far.

find and seduce this vixen

>implying things
Not coping, my friend. I'm just stating my opinion. You can find any of the people in the picture attractive if you want to. That's your right. For me personally, none of them are attractive at all. Not even a little bit.

That chad is way out of those girl's league. Why is he associating with them?
Charity?

go on as usual trying to terraform a planet and create a race of ecofashist/rightwing marxist klingon-like space elves.

For real. Their appearance puts me off completely. I've met many that look like pic, and not a single one of them had a good personality. The females were whores, some in relationships even. The guys larped too hard as being desired.

>moon face
>giga chin
>nog
Yikes. I'd do better than that guy for one.

>moon face
Hahahahaha! I had never heard that phrase before. Bless you, user!

Anything I want because I wouldn't be held back by my massive inferiority complex anymore, I would like to go to disney world

I'd just be a chad autist. still wouldn't go outside much or come out of my shell but maybe some vapid whore would push her way in.

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>>moonface
stealing that one

this guy reminds me of myself.
>attractive exterior
>drunk/high
>propably hates himself and the world
>gets bitches because thats what society expects of him

really makes me think

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Checked.

Also, that's really sad, user. Go after what you really want. Chase your happiness regardless of what society expects you to do.

what i want are these digits man

Checked! You got your wish!

Cuck some online board of incels probably

I Agree beeing a real girl with a REAL Vagina and not some stupid faggot would be nice

wtf user why would you betray us