/r9gay/ - #733

Best extrovert + introvert shipping edition

Previous bread:

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tag your location

>tfw obnoxious extrovert
>tfw not tall not short 5.7

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Why aren't you cute like 2D boys? Are you sure you're trying hard enough user?

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But I'm cute in three dimensions!

Cute in three dimensions? Is such a feat even humanly possible?

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it doesnt matter how cute i am if i never leave my room

A SERVER FOR R9GAY
NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONES POSTED THAT ARE FOR OTHER THINGS
VPam9k

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does it have roles or bots?

>see someone near me
>click them
>on the cocklust map
no way!

>A SERVER FOR R9GAY
Nyo

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It has roles letting people know who the owner and mods are for accountabilities sake, that's it as of now.
No bots but if a lot of people want one I'll add it, but I don't even know how to add them as of yet. I'm really just wanting to make everyone happy here.

Yesh It is in fact only humanly possible, flatboys can't compete!

>I'm really just wanting to make everyone happy here.
You just want to kill the general!

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you have mods already?

hypocrite

I want to kill Meow!

I felt the strangest emotion but it wasn't hate, for once

Its ghay. Rules out the window. And spam ranks for the sake of shitpost.

>hypocrite
Nyo u
Meow wants to kill the meow!

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indifference will make you strong

I have one. Someone I know, don't wanna be manning the ship myself.

>just found out i'm balding at 18
bf quest was over before it began

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I wish I could say it gets better but it really doesn't
Do what you can now to slow it though. I waited and now I'm fucked.
Get some finasteride and pray it doesn't give you brain fog and fuck you up.

It think ye cute mate

This hair masterrace.
This user is in shock. Take him to the infarmry.

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bald guys are cute

I have a thing for bald guys, don't worry user.

Marry me anons! I'll be ur bald bf

>tmw no rice cooker meow bf

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Sure user! I would very much enjoy a bald husband.

my butt has gotten bigger the past year despite me not gaining any weight
not sure if I should be happy or sad as it gives me an excuse to not do squats while also knowing muscle + fat = perfect butt

>tmw most of r9gay posters went to cocklust threads
Will r9g die nyow?

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Nice excuses you got there for your laziness.

I suppose it is quite nice, thank you

im still here, im just too tired to do my usual post and do other posts, sorry...

no because some of us want romance not just dick

>im just too tired to do my usual post and do other posts, sorry...
D-dont be sorry anyon, meow didnt mean it like that!
Meow said most nyot all >:3

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CAN YOU FAGGOTS STOP HAVING MULTIPLE GENERALS ON A BOARD DEDICATED TO ORIGINAL POSTS

>tfw in loving relationship
wtf gay is awesome i couldn't find it on yelp but 5 stars

writeanon here.
i require assistance in making my chicken-scratch less shit.

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tell that to /cocklust/
i would myself but i'm not going near that shit.

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Spicy korean snacks
too spicy, in fact.

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Most homosexual attraction is cause by addiction to pornography.

>writeanon
What does that mean? Are you a writer, user?

do you live in WA and does your name start with a D.?

Penmanship is a lost art.
It should stay lost.

I know this is a meme but how does this work? I'll humor you and let you explain/elaborate

what if i knew i was gay before i watched any pornography?
>in b4 you got molested lol

i guess, though not a very good one. i was talking with an user in the previous thread who wanted to talk more
why? shouldn't literature be preserved and the skill to create it be equally treasured?

>drink tea
>stomach hurts nyow

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you either steeped it for too long or used bad tea.
was it loose or bagged?
did it have a pleasant smell?
if loose, how much tea did you use?
what kind was it, and how long have you had it?

pee it out

Fuck off to LGBT and take the trannies with you.

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Cheap bagged tea but its usually good. Meow sucks at making tea.

>cheap bagged tea
>usually good
pick one
regardless, you probably steeped too long. keep it to five minutes maximum so that the flavors aren't overpowering. Tea is not supposed to taste like a sports drink.

Sorry meow is too poor for good tea

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teaforte.com/store/gourmet-tea/bleu-hibiscus/
Might I recommend this? It is likely one of the most flavorful and unexpectedly potent teas I've had in awhile. Its aroma is unassuming but the fruitiness explodes in your mouth upon the first taste.
Also it's only $18.

>it's only $18.
More than meow earns per year

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>tfw no bf to spoil with expensive tea

>tfw no bf to be frugal and never buy anything with

Damnit I really loved these threads why did they have to die?

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So much for dehydration eh meow

Wet meow better than dry meow

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>tfw no dogboy bf to pet

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Shave it off. Bald looks a thousand times better than balding.

Are you still around? I read your story last night!

This isn't true.
Just keep growing it out and get that janitor look.
Maybe keeping it will let you have it long enough that when stem cell treatment is there you can get it done.

yep! still here!
i hope i didn't waste your time

Not at all! Consider me a fan now, I loved the setting and characters, hope I can stay updated with how your story goes, user!

really? well I hope I don't disappoint.
Thank you user.That really means a lot.

Yeah, I have a soft spot for writers since I used to write a lot back in hs, haven't done it since then.
Hope to see you around the thread then, would enjoy to befriend you and see how you progress on your story.

Sexual boredom. Women don't do it for you anymore so you switch to men because it's more exciting.
You are lying to me or lying to yourself.

so did you get to talk to your crushes today anons?

hey writeanon! i recognize that cute drawing
I liked your story, but reading the outline made me feel weird. I think I'd rather take in the story as a book. like i don't want the good bits to be spoiled you know? you have the novel online somewhere?

Sadly no, im still writing the first draft.
When reading, was there anything you came across that you think i should change? Im still early on in the writing process so I should make edits now while I still can.

Actually, yes. Despite rejecting my advances, we are still able to talk to one another in a friendly manner, though I will admit it does depress me a little.

>tfw no prison gay bf that only bottoms

oh! um. I didn't want to read all of it, because some bits started to feel spoilery, but i really should go back to it. i'd like to help an user out, especially one that likes to write (soft spot for writeanons). gimme a minute to skim more

tfw have a bf now, i did it r9gay i did it

Good job! Still working on that one myself though. How did you guys meet?

do you have a discord write user? we can keep talk more consistent there maybe?

congrats user!
what's he like?

Are you the breakfastanon from the previous threads?

i don't see how that doesn't make you bisexual/gay to some degree rather than just an addict. if anyone was truly straight they would never settle for a man purely out of boredom like millions of different niche fetishes don't exist involving women alone

I'm not sure who breakfastanon is so probably not.

comf #1064

Oh, either way it's nice that you have a crush that you can still talk to.

Thank you, you'll find him. We met here.
Thank you. He's a huge nerd, chemistry and geneology. He's shy but not reserved, he has a cute voice and a very adorable face. He's clingy but very independent which is nice... he's also an epic gamer and plays minecraft with me all the time.

I'm glad it's working out for you.
I wish you two good fortune in your relationship.

sent[spoiler/]

user
Both of those apply to me!
I'm probably whoever it is you're thinking of but I'm not the user you responded to
Who are you?

Sounds great, best of luck to you guys!

>tfw no clingy bf that actually wants to talk and sends more than 2 messages a day

>tfw no clingy bf that will alternate initiating conversations with me more than 2 times a day

why doesn't he want to talk to me more he says he likes me a lot but doesn't act like it

do you try to talk to him a lot?

every chance i get user, its gotten to the point where im second guessing myself and asking him if im doing anything wrong which is probably annoying him but i can't help it because why would he say he likes me a lot if he barely replies through the day?

that sounds kinda shitty, user. have you tried asking him straight up if he doesn't like talking to you? i'm sure he likes you if he says it, there wouldn't be a whole lot of a reason to lie about it.

he says he's going through a lot , that he's closed off and dealing with depression and its hard for him to just talk all the time or something. i don't know what to do anymore, i like him so much and i don't want to give up on him but i can't force him to talk to me more..

How are you guys doing today? Any plans for this weekend?