ITT: Greentext your first BJ

ITT: Greentext your first BJ

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Orizona

was some barely 18 twink, was the most amazing thing I ever felt but he didn't do it for long. only blowjob I ever had.

>25y old
>bored
>start browsing backpage always looking at escorts but never bit.
>see ad for 60$ bj
>chubby 50year old sucks me dry later that night.

Actually going for another tonight!

>few years ago
>in bed with what was my second gf at the time
>she's a virgin, pretty much new to everything
>wants to give me a blowjob, so I give her some guidance
>it was fucking awful, her teeth kept grinding against my head and by the time I finally came it was red raw

But then a few attempts later (and after she looked up how to do it properly online) she got so good at it I'd cum in a minute, shit was so cash

sounds awesome. i hope she wasn't a whale.

No she was gorgeous, pale Irish freckled goddess with a head of curly red hair and torpedo tits on top of a slim body and amazing ass. She was super nervous at first trying out things in bed (we didn't have intercourse for a while) but once she got comfy she became mad for the dick. My sex life has been miserable by comparison since she left me

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nice how old were both of u? where did u cum?

>16
>cute punk girl
>lied about having sex
>got my dick sucked
>couldn't cum (too nervous)
just kind of awkward, but went on to tear through puss from 17-28(current). but im a fucking loser now

nice... what's your body count?

lol obviously you weren't her first...

i was 19. it was awesome.

>freshman year of college
>chilling in my room on a thursday
>roommate is blackout drunk and brings home some girl from a party at his buddy's frat
>he can't get it up and she's horny
>barges into my room
>hops in bed with me and says she wants to suck my dick
>took a long time to cum, she asked me if I watched a lot of porn
>cum
>she leaves, passes out in our living room

>be me
>girl gives me a bj
Satisfied?

>took a long time to cum, she asked me if I watched a lot of porn

is there anything more degrading than this?

50 roasters 100 prostitutes

t. 28 y/o

I'm on Jow Forums, so I've never experienced any form of sexual contact

Pretty much this, except I didnt cum

>Be me
>16
>Texas
>Summer
>Decide to meet up close to her house
>Met in parking lot
>Got in back of first gen mini Cooper cause I'm a degenerate
>Fingered her and suck some tiddy
>She sook pener.
>She used teeth and managed to cut peenor
>Go into work 5 min later despite blood.
>Didn't last another week with her afterwards and I haven't loved anyone since

Are you the guy who is riddled with STDs from the other thread?

>Be 20 yo khhv
>parents called me gay for liking musicals
>sis called me gay for liking Adam Lambert
>friends call me gay for watching rom coms
>horny af. Start to wonder if I am gay
>Resident faggot in uni dorm adds me on fb
>says he wants me to burst into his room and cum down his throat
>go to his room one night
>he sucks my dick
>go soft
>jerk self off while touching his butt pretending it's a girl
>he keeps ruining it by making man sounds
>finally cum and skedaddle
>leave him rubbing cum all over himself on the bed
>steal his peanut butter and nutella on the way out
>everyone calls me gay after that
>I lose my virginity at 21
>relieved to know I'm not gay

>everyone calls me gay after that
And?
>They were wrong because I didn't like it
Hmmmm.
Yeah I guess you're right. Doing something like that as an adult though, I just don't know. You can't even blame raging hormones, that was premeditated gay sex you did.

This is a tricky issue.

>Be 19 year old virgin
>Acquire my first gf
>She's a slutty uni girl 1 year older than me
>fuck for a couple of days
>Morning time
>we start making out
>She tell me to lie in my back
>Sucks me off before our classes
Felt fucking great, not much of a story tho.

My first gf
>She didn't know wtf she was doing
>I didn't know wtf she should be doing
>I couldn't get hard - first time nerves
>I'm like barely 2in soft
Not my best showing.

>Bf is uncut
>Wants me to suck him off
>No idea what I'm doing
>End up gripping it too hard and accidentally using teeth

Uncut. I've been eating her out and fingering, getting a handjob, for like a year straight, finally, it's my birthday and she gives me the suck, and we have sex at the same time. I get a circumcision to tell it to my Home Ec class like it is that I'm not to be trifled with, then I no longer get the suck. What's it like?

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>be me
>never had a blowjob

i'm actually not a virgin.

Imagine having a daughter and showering her with love and support for 20 years, only to have her turn out to be a fucking thot.

>13
>browsing the internet with a friend
>get a random boner cuz puberty
>he notices and starts singing do you wanna build a snowman but replaced building a snowman with a blowjob
>get really nervous and have him bouncing my cock between his hands
>hes a year younger than me
>finally succumb and pull out my dick
>he starts sucking on it while i look away at my screen
>sensation too much and cum within 5 mins of him sucking me
>he didnt use teeth and he didnt even have to jerk me off while sucking
>he runs to the bathroom to spit it out and wash his mouth
>im still shaking and nervous as fuck
>pull up my pants and he pulls out his
>his mom calls and asks him to go home
>he does and i gift my brother a hat in tf2
>years later hes gay as fuck and i have a gf that pegs me

it was something alright

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Yeah it was pretty great, I hope I can do it again

People goddamn it you can't do this shit. Fucking hell.

> be 18yrs old in ldr
> travel to Slovenia
>first day alone with my ldr girlfriend
>we're sitting on a bench next to her house
>start making out
>proceeds to give me a blowjob
>cum in her mouth
The End

I also spent the night at his house once and tried sucking his dick. Even now, with a gf of 5 years, my friends constantly remind me I am a faggot.

>be me,28 years old KHHV
>open r9k
>read post about some guys first bj
>close r9k
>press F for the takeover of my board by CHADS

can you kindly fuck off back to facebook and post your chad stories there?

Getting a bj or giving one? c:

>senior year of hs
>meet this girl through some mutual friends
>apparently she thinks Im cute and I gather up the courage over 2 weeks to ask her out
>never even kissed a girl before much less went on a date
>I end up going to her house and make out a lot with her little brother in the same room
>bit weird but whatever
>later go out to the movies
>after the movies she asks what I want to do while giving me this gaze that says fuck me
>was to retarded to make a first move
>she kisses me and then just pulls off my pants and starts sucking my dick
>fuck this is really happening
>monkey brain kicks in and I start fingering her
>I don't finish on her because I didn't want to break my no nut November streak
>haven't been on a date since

At least girls tell me Im cute still

Fuck off from this board and fucking kill yourselves
This

>20/21 y.o user
>Be with first gf
>We're both Virgins
>Have Deep Space 69 on
>Get out of the shower
>We' both naked
>She's stroking my dick
>Ask her if she's going to suck it
>"....okay"
>Get my dick sucked for like 20 mins before I cum on her chest and get her off

Great girl, too bad we didn't fuck. Ended up being a lot more of a problem than she was worth, but I loved her and I miss her a lot.

>be me
>walking down street
>see qt girl
>oh no
>it's happening
>blood rushes to my rapidly engorging 36 feet long pingus
>my really really like seriously guys really big penis impales the qt
>she dies instantly

I'm now on the run from the cops, lads.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NORMALFAGGOTS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>laying in bed nekkid
>a fly comes and lands on my penis
>pukes on my dick and then eats the dirt off it
>mfw first ever blowjob

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>18, got first real gf
>tell her I don't like the idea of oral sex
>she wants to do it anyway
>she talks me into trying it
>I don't like it as expected
that was ten years ago

I've asked my gf to give me a blowjob twice now and she's said no both times.

I'm never getting one am I

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>be 25yo straight khv shut-in NEET
>finally get a job in retail
>have gay nigger wagie coworker that likes me for some reason
>hang out at his apartment every weekend cause he gives me free weed and liquor
>wants to do gay shit but say i im not gay
>month goes by
>i give in and let him suck my virgin dick
>feelsgoodman.png
>sucks me off for 30 minutes straight
>can't cum cause not gay
>say i have to leave
>block his number
>stop showing up to work
>become shut-in NEET again
That was 5 years ago. Still a khv unless that BJ counts but I don't cause not gay.

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>be me, 22 CS student
>first gf
>doesn't want to fuck yet, but wants to blow me
>agree
>blows me, pretty bad, can't cum
>just jerk off in her mouth at some point, claimed I couldn't control myself because she was so good
>cum buckets
>she swallows AUDIBLY
Never again did I have a gf that would swallow audibly. As in, gulping. It makes my dick diamonds and is the single fetish my current gf won't satisfy.
Was the only thing good about her, though. When we fucked, we found out shortly after that she had a fungus and I had to get checked. Got lucky though.

>visiting my cousins for christmas like we always do every other year
>cute cousin, 17 y/o, that i hadn't seen in 6 years was there which i will reference as jade
>we hit it off and talk a lot, notice she is very touchy
>couple days later we go to movies with family but it is packed
>everyone splits up for seats, me and jade found two seats for ourselves
>being horny, i put my arm around her during the movie
>she starts to rub my dick through my jeans
>the whole movie she is rubbing my dick, she is barely paying attention to the movie at all putting all her focus on rubbing it
>the movie ends and we go out to eat with family
>during the whole dinner she is rubbing my dick under the table
cont.

>There isnt enough space at the main house, so me, dan, and 3 other cousins stay the night at a different place
>Planned on her sucking my dick tht night, but she was too busy helping other cousins go to sleep to come up
>The next morning she comes up to my room and we start watching tv shows on my laptop
>Shes rubbing my dick the whole time during it
>Eventually pulls down my pants and underwear and starts giving me a HJ
>I ask her to give me a BJ, so she begins to use her mouth
>she uses one hand to jerk me off in a circular motion as she sucks in a circular motion in opposite direction
>this goes on for about 5 mins
>I tell her im going to cum, she starts to jerk me off and i cum all over her hands

):
My last gf was like this
My current gf likes when I use her body however I want, so while we fuck I just grab her head and start fucking her mouth and she loves it. Life is much better now

>15
>gf was kinda a whale
>The most she'd do was give me a handjob and I'd finger her in exchange
> she then just kinda put her mouth over my dick
>She always told me to get circumcised never knew why
>2 years after we broke up I found out I had phismosis

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wow do I fit in on this zoomer normalfag and gayfag board now?

At least you didn't cum. You're not even prison gay

Chads have destroyed this place now. Normfaggots co-opting subcultures to seem 'edgy' and 'cool' despite the fact them subcultures despise their very existence. I hope your mother dies in her sleep desu.

r9k isn't for us anymore bro

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>16 years old
>at a party
>known this one fat girl for years
>never liked her but i was drunk and bored
>ask her for a bj
>takes me into this walk in closet
>she sucks my dick really agressivlely
>i finger her
>blood everywhere
>pretend to cuddle with her
>when she falls asleep I leave the party
>scared as fuck because I thought I got her pregnant from pre cum on my fingers after fingering her

She also woke up and screamed to her parents that she was covered in blood and scared apparently so im fucking glad I didnt stick around for that.

>be me
>bored as shit
>horny
>suck my own cock
>later virgins

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same bros
One day redemption might come

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That brother is the biggest cuck on Earth.

>got curious
>put my own penis in my mouth
>was difficult

>18 second GF, first I did anything serious with
>Messing around in my room, she decides to blow me
>Excited, ItsJustLikeMyJapaneseAnimes.MP4
>Forget she has crooked teeth
>MFW my dicks more or less feels like it was rubbed with the cheese grater

Kekd noticably

>19, virgin
>first time out of the US
>be in Bangkok after 3 weeks of going around Thailand
>walking around Soi Cowboy for the 3rd night in a row
>fuck it
>tonight's the night
>nervous as fuck, probably visibly shaking
>go up to the cutest "massage" girl I've had my eye on (saw her every time I walked by)
>she smiles, gives me a hug then takes me into the shop
>great so far
>asks me about my day, hobbies, tells me about the options/rates etc.
>nervousness and pressure melt away
>was gonna go for the 30 minute course but because of her personality I end up going with the 1 hour (damn, she's good at her job)
>she takes my hand and leads me up to the room
Cont.. Sorry if there's a lot of unnecessary detail. I haven't green texted much.

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>>hanging out with a few friends and one of their older sister (17)
>>two of my friends go to his room
>>girl I'm hanging out with ask if I want a blowjob
>>"what's that?"
>>unzips my pants and blows me
>>cum for the first time
>>she gets mad I came in her mouth
>>I didn't even know what was happening
>She took my virginity a weeklater
>I'm 28 and it was the only time I had sex.
fuck you I'd die happy for that

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>>be 25yo straight khv shut-in NEET
>>finally get a job in retail
>>have gay nigger wagie coworker that likes me for some reason
>>hang out at his apartment every weekend cause he gives me free weed and liquor
>>wants to do gay shit but say i im not gay
>>month goes by
>>i give in and let him suck my virgin dick
>>feelsgoodman.png
>>sucks me off for 30 minutes straight
>>can't cum cause not gay
>>say i have to leave
>>block his number
>>stop showing up to work
>>become shut-in NEET again
>That was 5 years ago. Still a khv unless that BJ counts but I don't cause not gay.
my life doesn't sound so bad now :)

>have a boner pretty much since I entered the shop
>get to the room and sit down on the couch
>we talk more about hobbies and stuff
>start kissing and feeling each other
>her shirt comes off
>nice petite boobs
>she starts undressing me
>give me a quick handjob on the couch
>stop her before I cum
>we now move to the bed where she starts giving me a blowjob
>enter a state of ecstasy I didn't know possible
>she doesn't miss a single detail and reads my physical reactions
>after about 8 minutes (a lot longer than I thought I'd last) I'm at the point of no return
>blow my load in her mouth almost without warning
>she acts surprised and sits up smiling with my cum in her mouth
>spits it in a tissue
>we lay and cuddle for 5 or so minutes until I get hard again
>as I'm ready to go again she asks me a question
>"how do you like Thai Ladyboy?"
>concused me: "huh?"
>her: "you like me?"
>me: "yea"
>her: "you like ladyboy?"
>me: "uhh, I don't know"
>she stands up and takes her skirt off
>pic somewhat related
>my heart sinks
>"sorry, I have to go"
>get dressed and nope out of there
>a million thoughts rushing through my head as I head back to my hotel
>take a hot shower then head to bed

I was surprised when I woke up and had zero regrets. I ended up going back the next night to the same """girl""" and sealing the deal. I've gone back to Thailand multiple times since.

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jesus christ, kill yourself
utter piece of shit

do you have one with its dick out?

>be KHHV and getting sick of permanent loneliness
>be bi but only try for women due to social pressure
>find a post online about free no-string bjs for young big-dicked guys, from a sub boy
>hey I'm young, guy and big-dicked, and really sexually frustrated, go for it
>blows my mind, beats best wanks by a mile
>keeps blowing me for a few months until he gets a bf
I miss him lads. He'd tease me, fire me up, worship that cock, and swallow every last drop. It was fucking amazing.

I have the weirdest erection right now. Why do I find this hot?

Fucking based as fuck. Normies should be gassed for thinking they belong here. I want to line up every single normalfaggot that browses this board and slit their throats one by one.

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So you're a faggot? I don't understand why anons pretend to be bi.

No, just no
This can't possibly not be a copypasta

Had that experience, but from your bf pov
Its not that bad, these things happen