>have a new gf
>she is somali
>never thought to mention that she’s somali to the family
>take her home to meet the parents for the first time
>"Ehhhhhh... hej, trevligt att vi möts tillslut..."
>parents give each other that look
>inside they are dying because their only sons gf is somali - the nigger of the niggers
>dreams of being grandparents are ruined because their grandkid will be brazilian
>the family line is destroyed
>I feel the shame rising in me
>I have betrayed my ancestors
>the only honorable solution is to terminate the relationship with immediate effect
>gf is in the kitchen helping mom prepare the surströmming
>hide in the toilet, call 112, tell them an african has broken into the house with a knife and is threatening us with AIDS
>the police arrive, "hon är i köket"
>"SLÄPP KNIVEN SLÄPP KNIVEN"
>she gets tased, it doesn't work
>several rounds fired, she’s dead
>I come downstairs, wink at mom, she knows
>"Åååååååååååååå tack... hon kom in och hotade att döda oss"
>"Inget problem! Vi måste hålla Sverige rent", says the police man and winks
>Later at the dinner table, "du tog rätt beslut Sven, jag är stolt över dig...”
>"tack far"
SWEDEN YES: My Somali Girlfriend Story
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Fake and gay, there is no hot somalians in sweden
What the fuck is wrong with Swedish posters?
They tell these fake greentext stories in a poor and disingenuous attempt to satire and shell from their own sad reality.
>there is no hot somalians in sweden
or anywhere else, desu.
This tbqh
Bulbheads all have a very unappealing quality about them.
Their African and Semitic skull-shaping genes don't exactly comport. It's a unified muttitude across the population
Why so butthurt?
>Semitic
>look at me, I'm the semite now.jpg
>surströmming
Fucking vile Swiss people. You deserve whatever you get.
Fucking hell this is some Canada-tier bullshit.
>looks at flag
>Reads story.
About what i expected.
3/10
Stop it with the bullying. This is not ok.
Stop the bully guise. This is a Swedish holy month.
> stop ... bullying
you know what you must do
In reality it wasn't a girl and he fucked you and pops in the ass on the kitchen table while Mom watched and applauded
what the fuck?
Semitic? Our genes are Cushitic we have no Semitic in us, you are confusing us for Aidthiopians.
The first African super model was Somali.. Iman.
Come on.. have you seen bantus? Those are the ugly ones.
Why the fuck would you write a story with a mix of English and Swedish you fucking mongoloid
All niggers are ugly. Sorry to break it to you.
People who like niggers have an orc fetish.
of all the things i heard today that never happened, this my dear OP happened the least of them all and btw i heard today that jesus is back
the new trailer from Dice made me hate you swedecucks even more. swede's are, on the whole, mentally ill. i thought we germans were bad but at least we have the excuse of our constitution being written by occupying powers, being occupied for 50 years by the russians and still occupied by the americans, and being the target of 50+ years of hollywood propaganda. you guys did this voluntarily, to yourselves, without even losing a war. what the fuck is wrong with sweden? please help me understand.
Digits of truth
Thanks for your fantasy, Mohammed.
Make battlefield great again Sven. Stop with the SJW cuck shit
We Somalis are caucasoid, we are not negroid/black. Even all anthropologists / geneticists illustrate that. We have no links to black africans besides the skin tone, every other metric of our phenotype is caucasoid.
Populations with frequently dark skin yet on the whole lacking the suite of Negroid physical traits were thus usually not regarded as "Negroid", but instead as either "dark Caucasoid" (e.g. Hamitic/Ethiopid and Arabid) or "Australoid" depending on their other salient physical attributes. By contrast, populations with relatively light skin yet generally possessing typical Negroid physical characteristics, such as the Khoisan, were still regarded as "Negroid".
>we somalis are caucasoid
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
...breathes in....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
afro arabs are not caucasian you knuckle dragging troglodyte you are an unfortunate mix of negro and semite. this is the funniest post i've ever seen.
wow, it's like an indo-aryan god.
We are infact you Europeans said this.. centuries ago during the scramble for Africa. 2018 you cant take it back. These were hardcore racialists like Charlton Coon.. Even he said we were dark whites.. Listen I get you hate blacks. I DO TOO. but you are really misinformed. All of Africa isnt negroid.. I'll post a map below on the general racial divide in Africa. Anyone in the Afro Asiatic zone is racially not negroid.. Skin does not determine race, are poos negroid? No so why are we when we look like them. Heck we are anti black our god damn selves and used to enslave Bantus and see them as inferior. Please educate yourself on the divisions with in Caucasians
you think you get that black by not having any negro ad-mixture? you are kidding yourself, and semites aren't whites. i'll give you semite status but that just means you are like the arabs and the mesopotamians. you aren't meditteraneans, and you aren't white. the level of delusion in this post is amazing. also, anglos were questionable in their judgement about who is and who isn't white, if what you are saying is true, the brits considered somalis white while considering greeks, irish, and iberians non white. lunacy.
We got that black the same way you got that White my friend.. Adaptation to the sun but our skeletal type and phenotype are not that different.
Indians are also Dark, its about protection from solar radiation we live near the frigging equator but racially, genetically, we have nothing to do with Negroids. We are pretty much Whites in black face the best analogy I can give you.
I is da cockzoyed now
Come on 1 movie star picked for clearly biased reasons isnt a good representative of the Somali ethnic group.. Do better bro.. He doesnt even look like most Somalis. Most look like this.
So fie millenia niggers all fucked your imaginary "white" african ancestors, but your somehow not black
Nice story you smelly low iq somali pirate
>negroid skull shape
>literally allah akbarring in the picture
how is this pic supposed to get me on your side again?
>"somali bro"
>checks flag
>goddamnit
Get your shitty subhuman 70 IQ nigger ass out of America you fucking monkey.
So they all have that horrible hairline?
the nog has a better chinline.
Somalians look like nazi propaganda cartoons. So thank you I guess?
Somalis and Ethiopians are more Caucasian than other blacks.
Fake. Swedish police don’t actually do anything; their existence is just a mere formality
>Sweden, we're worried about you
>LÅÅÅÅÅÅL, U BUTTHURT?
I also want to point out to finally put the nigger falsity to rest. Our Arabic links too.
What would niggers be doing in the Arab league? its because are arent niggers!
We are Hamitic Caucasoids, us horners have long history of civs, the only part of Africa to even use the wheel before Europeans arrived were us Horners and the North African fellow hamties. Now about the Arab leauge, even Muslim nations like Pakistan and Afghanistan arent in there but we are due to close ties to Arabia. Call us anything in the book but negroid isnt one horners will appreciate.
They mark the point caucasoid humans split from erectus negroids
God historie. Synd at det er en historie og ikke sannhet
>muh Arab league
Fuck off bulbhead nigger. You're more Swedish than Arab.
Would not bang. Bowie had some strange tastes.
The one on the left is 100% negroid.
Ignore skin and pay attention to all other factors, we have some of the most caucasoid features on earth, the most narrow noses on earth, more narrow than most South Europeans, and very small chins.
Niggers have massive protruding jaws, big lips, HUGE nostrils.. and nappy hair.. And lastly, a nigger skull shape. We have nona dat.
proxyfag
i will not believe any based saudis exist
/thread
Zoomalis are not human
This is the cringiest shit I've read all day, fucking kys.
I'll speak really simple for you kraut I realize English isnt your first language.
There are 3 skull shapes.
Negroid
Caucaosoid
Mongoloid.
People from Somalia and the Horn, have the Caucasoid type, thus including them into the Caucasoid race. Its that simple, put the skin bias aside we are talking bone/facial shape and genetics.
Now there are a few variations but ours is quintessential caucasoid, even some "MIXED" negroid/hamites south of us like the Maasi have it due to mixture from US.
WE
Hahaha holy shit you are trying to so hard. You're a nigger, deal with it. Pic related.
based somali bro
post some somalian hotties
WUZ
Shame that if female brought a nigger it would be a party in the house.
CAUCAOZOID N SHIET
COCKAZOIDZ
There was a beautiful ethiopian girl who lived across the hall from a friend and would stop by sometimes. Too bad she was a goofy drunk and kinda a hot mess. But what a hot hot mess. Tall and thin... unlike the short chubby black girl I did date.
Based
OK, now if you could translate that from arabic into English, we'd all be grateful.
I mean, you can discern what they're saying from context. The fact it was an absolutely abhorrent shitpost is the real problem.
Reminder that many Ethiopians are Christian and belong to the true Church.
No problem with this, but they represent a primitive type of Caucasoid. At least mkxed children with whites would look normal in head shape with a medium skin tone
Caucasian as fuck.
Reminder that Somalis and Ethiopians are less than 50% Caucasoid, and are in no way shape or form Caucasian. They are just as bad, and in many cases, worse than sub Saharan African Congoids.
I guess its too politically correct to state my people have the caucasoid skull type, why does this bother you guys. Its the truth.. I guess you cant reconcile the conundrum of the "nigger of niggers" actually being caucasoids making us more similar to you guys than Mbutu from Zimbabwe.
> primitive
>Whiter than you Mohammed!!!
> can't see that the skull and bone structure is essentially the same.
That is ALL caucasoid was ever meant to be - a way to classify skeletal types. 500 years from now their remains will look very similar
OMG I'd bleach her so hard!
>Skulls essentially the same
I think he was being sarcastic.
It would have been easier if you just told them that you are a faggot.
Funny you mention the Egyptians, guess what they are Hamitic Caucasoids.. Just like Us..
They are also fellow Afro Asaitic speakers and Ancient Egyptian was also in the same language family as Somali, notice i'm actually giving out facts.. No fake news. My first image shows the hamitic break down and even linguistic connection.
Sourced too since im the only fucker here who isnt memeing.
Beginning in the 19th century, scholars generally classified the Hamitic race as a subgroup of the Caucasian race, along with the Semitic race – thus grouping the non-Semitic populations native to North Africa and the Horn of Africa, including the Ancient Egyptians
Source: (1960). An Introduction to Physical Anthropology – Third Edition. Charles C. Thomas Publisher. p. 456.
>>the only honorable solution is to terminate the relationship with immediate effect
Terminate yourself for creating this shitty bait slide thread, Moshe.
>EEEEEGYPT!!!!!!!
Give it up nigger, you are sub human coon and always will be. You have no relation to us.
>all of the shilling ITT
cant wait till people start killing you faggots in the street like dogs
The Semitic languages were spread by Horners, this is why Ethiosemitic are the most conservative Semitic languages and why Cushitic is the closest language to Semitic.
Yeah retard. That's what caucasoid means. Doesn't matter if the hair is nappy or skin is black as night
These girls look just like Tomi Lauren. Race is more than skin deep, I though we agreed Albino nogs were not White, are we changing the rules now?
Fuck yeah. Getting my beer ready for some brutal acid-to-Swede-face story.
>Race is more than skin deep
>be swedish
>get raped
Come to Sweden, we have loads of whores like this. Any Somali woman that does not cover her hair is a straight up whore, so you'll probably have an eacy chance to pick her up.
essentially means they fall within the same classification range. Of course they vary
you forgot to post how you dropped your wallet in the street and she returned it with all the money and cards intact
Saudi bro remember when you were cucked by the Horners? I do.
Primitive means that's probably what the first caucasoids looked like as they started to separate from Africa
No wonder Yemen is full of half-bred retards.
I don't mind the radical Somalis desu, they are giving Swedes what they deserve. I do not like that they have clinically retarded IQs though..
Alright just 1 but I mainly wanted to educate pol this morning. Shit is getting really annoying. I thought Whites were more informed about racial groups.
Different skins are less important when determining race than genes and skeletal types, but they are still somewhat important if merely for psychological value of demarcation.