Robots, if you could become any guy in order to slay thots or just get a gf, who would you become. Aesthetic only being taken into account not status.
Ideal male
Brandon Stewart
Joseph Rogers
I'd wake up early, be constantly busy doing productive things and helping people in my community, come home to mow my lawn and shag my pretty wife and have no need to escape into tv shows and vidya.
Asher Edwards
Faggot I asked who would you be not what you would do
Luke Adams
Oli Sykes. Hes such a qt and is the chad of emo
Michael James
what's the difference? If you look like Ryan Reynolds and you live in your mom's basement, you're still a loser. Status comes from things you do.
Julian Morales
Probably Noah Centineo desu. He is a chad with multiple huge romcoms on Netflix and can probably dick down any Stacy in America. He has leaked nudes on pornhub and it has the highest ratio of female comments i've ever seen thirsting for the dude
Elijah Wood
easily this guy
Robert Wright
You got me there, gigachad is the closest thing to divine.
William Miller
whats his name oregon
Aaron Watson
Gigachaderoni
Alexander Peterson
I don't get it. Status is way more important. Lemmy was renowned for his sexual conquests despite his natural ugliness. He never faced any charges of sexual misconduct either.
>Get want you want, do what you can, you'll get more pussy if you're in a band.
Jack White
idk the name . but this guy
Cooper Harris
blonder 3 inches taller better teeth and more ripped but still "thin"
Dylan Campbell
Probably Steve Reeves. He was handsome but not in a fey, pretty boy way like Lucky Blue Smith there. He was also a Mr. America, so obviously he was in great shape. Lastly, he just ticks all the checkboxes that Lookism fags go for: tall (6'1), white skin, blue eyes, thick head of hair, extremely deep voice. Maybe the only thing bad you could say about him is he had a naturally high hairline. It didn't recede much until he was in his 70s but he naturally had a big forehead. Still, that's nitpicking.
As far as dudes who are still alive, David Gandy is a good choice but he's aging very badly. I'd considering picking Brad Pitt if he wasn't one of many Hollywood actors lying about their height.
Nicholas Lewis
I'd want to be this guy for sure. He's the kind of man women drool over but also other men respect.
Easton Martin
Too faggy, 9/10
With those filters, he looks horrible. 7/10
Looks ugly on first glance, wouldn't give him more than 8/10
>6'8"
As a 6'6, I find that really painful. Tall guys have enough problems, who'd want to be a giant? Bottom right pic is 10/10
Doesn't know how to pose (looks like a faggot) but could get a 9-10
6/10 max
Looks 7/10, bit he doesn't seem like a model. Might get 8-9/10 in a professional setting.
Kevin Ward
>in order to slay thots
>just to get a gf
Those are terrible reasons to do anything.
Michael Sanchez
>I'm a 300 lb neckbeard, here's my opinion on what constitutes attractive
Thanks for that. Now please consider suicide.
Joseph Phillips
This half paki faggot.I'm actually working on pulling off a similar aestethic.Too bad I don't have his hairline and I'm definitely paler.
Asher Hall
you sound really bitter
Kevin Rogers
>tfw no qt pajeet ken doll bf
Jacob Murphy
Why would it matter if I'm getting girls
I guess I'd like to be taller too if that's what you mean. Already 6'1 but everyone taller than me looks down on me and I look down on everyone shorter than me, just the way it is. The optimal height is tallest person in the world no taller.
Ethan Rivera
I would want to look more like Paul McCartney and less like Anthony Michael Hall
Jonathan Hall
Me
My looks are over the average.
It's just that i'm schizoid and im never with other people