My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv...

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch.

I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. What do?

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I think your wife should also punish you for being a frogposter.

>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who have passed on their genes

What does it feel like to cum inside your wife knowing that you're making a baby?

Is your son skinny? Can I fuck him?

Hire a bully to mock him at school every time he speaks that way.

I wish I had parents to take care of my behaviour, good job dadnon.

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can someone give all the twitchspeak words and their definitions. as a soon-to-be boomer this is completely over my head

Lol I guess he tk u 2 da br!!!

Lol good story got any more?

That's pogchamp, bro. Totally pogchamp. pepehands

Welcome to Jow Forums faggot.
Originally.

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Dude, I don't let my kid even have access to the internet, or a phone.

jus beat him lmao

Pog you, easy clap

Wow so now he's bad at socializing, doesn't understand technology, is fucking lame and will probably hate you forever for this, good job.

Not far off the average robot desu

MonkaS kappa

nice job stealing this off r/amianasshole or whatever its called
fag

found it. op is 100% a fag

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rape your son to give him ptsd

Not a good idea, he'll start browsing tumblr, watching trap porn and dye his hair. Then you'll start finding the socks, the panties, skirts, and high heels....

Beat the shit out of him until he's normal.
What kind of parent are you?

What's the bad part though?

>My son
get out normalscum fuck off

I must know more about this Twitchspeak. Sounds hilarious.

No respectable dad would be posting on r9k even if this was real

this also, origonally

Good job on parenting and reproduction, dont cave in he will break. Make sure your son doesn't become autistic zoomer trash.

t. Zoomer

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