My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch.
I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. What do?
Not a good idea, he'll start browsing tumblr, watching trap porn and dye his hair. Then you'll start finding the socks, the panties, skirts, and high heels....
Xavier Green
Beat the shit out of him until he's normal. What kind of parent are you?
Landon Howard
What's the bad part though?
Alexander Carter
>My son get out normalscum fuck off
Landon Moore
I must know more about this Twitchspeak. Sounds hilarious.
Elijah Morgan
No respectable dad would be posting on r9k even if this was real
Zachary Campbell
this also, origonally
Justin Sanchez
Good job on parenting and reproduction, dont cave in he will break. Make sure your son doesn't become autistic zoomer trash.