>little brother skipped two grades because he's a smart little boy
>getting bullied by his older Chad classmates
Would it wrong if I beat the shit out of those kids? How dare they hurt my cute little bro.
Little brother skipped two grades because he's a smart little boy
Hunter Roberts
Ian Sanchez
yea dude their parents could press charges on you. you gotta decide if it's worth the risk or not.
Parker Wright
Fuck those kids up.
Ian Collins
Give your bother the confidence he otherwise wouldn't have. You can be the light and friend in his life to keep him normal, the sooner he becomes bitter about people the sooner he will be a robot.
Jack Cook
grab one of the assholes and tie him up. hand your brother a knife and tell him to castrate the fucker, put out his eyes, and cut his tongue out. then dump the shithead in the woods.
Nathaniel Robinson
you will never beat anyone up, you weak autistic little anime posting bitch. you are soft as shit
Asher Nelson
Beat the everloving shit outta 'em, user
Ryder Brown
Beat the shit out of those faggots
Kevin Peterson
Tell him to start groping his female classmates. If anyone has a problem with it he can bring a baseball bat to school.
Landon Sullivan
This is just the plot of a wrinkle in time. Fuck off
Austin Diaz
Catch them in the act then humiliate them in front of your brother. That way your brother can bully them for the rest of their lives and they lose their chance at chadhood
Jack Sanders
Please do. Those little fuckers deserve it
Anthony Reyes
Little brother thread? Little brother thread.
I'd give them a talking to. Just make sure you don't get humiliated and make things worse. Your brother doesn't nedd his twenty something brother getting destroyed by a gaggle of mini Chads. Ask your bro first. He's being bullied and therefore has already lost control of the situation. You acting without his consent will just make that feeling worse.
Hunter Turner
I wanna greentext about my baby brother because I love him.
>brother has gigantic afro
>hates anyone who has an afto whether it's an actual black person's fro or a jewfro because he sees it as his thing
Henry Turner
Wear a ski mask and be discrete
Colton Kelly
>baby brother keeps getting into fights
>when he does my mom has to leave work to get him
>my stepdad (his dad) is dead
>so it really fucks things up for mom
>take him aside and tell him he has to be good for mom and me
>"you can't fight people cause they say mean things about you"
>he agrees
>week later
>another fight
>I leave class to go get him
>walking home
>"I told you not to fight people just because they say mean things"
>"But I didn't!"
>"Then why am I taking you home?"
>"Cause they said mean things about you and mom, user"
Aiden Rodriguez
If he's getting bulliy, it's because he's a creepy incel and deserves it.
Kayden Turner
>mom goes back to Poland for vacation
>I have to babysit
>late at night
>tuck him into bed
>get invited to girl's house
>leave
>chick actually is dtf
>start having sex
>phone rings
>ignore it
>phone rings again
>"user, oh, you should, ah, uh, pick it up"
>pick it up
>it's my brother
>"user PLEASE HELP SWEET JESUS IM RADIOACTIVE IM HAVING A SEIZURE IM TOO HELP FOR THIS HELP AHHHHHH"
>it's so loud even though it's not on speaker the girl hears it
>dick instantly deflates
>she looks up at me
>silent for a beat
>"user....I think you should leave."
>catch a cab and run home to save my brother
Brayden Hernandez
>animeposter beating someone up
Of course it would have to be kids half your age lmao
Carter Davis
2
>apartment complex
>most of the apartment is on the front lawn but gradually moving back inside
>fire truck
>brother is on the front lawn
>wearing a onesie
>faceplanted on the ground
>covered in spaghettios and instant rice
>it's in his afro
>afro full of spaghettios
>run up to him
>realise he is resting his spaghettio head on top of my 200 dollar economics textbook
>smearing sauce over everything
>pick him up and walk him inside
Easton Bell
3
>ask brother what happened
>he was in bed
>couldn't sleep
>decided to watch TV
>put his Adventure Time DVDs on
>decides to make food
>puts canned spaghetti on stove
>decides to pour some instant rice in it for some reason
>gets distracted by TV
>spaghetti rice starts burning
>smoke
>at the same time there's a loud ringing noise
>brother concludes that sound must be smoke alarm
>tries to shut off alarm
>it's not working
>confused
>my brother's autistic and the noise is starting to freak him front
>he panics
>takes a broom
>literally rips the smoke alarm off the ceiling
>sound keeps coming
>he starts bashing it
>cracks it open
>sees that smoke alarms have americanium inside them
>assumes he has radiation poison
>panics
>the stove is still burning
>he tries to grab the handle but he's losing it
>covers himself in spaghetti and rice
>starts crying
>runs through the hallway begging for help
>no one knows my mom is away so they tell him to go home
>he still thinks the fire alarm is on
>he pulls the apartment fire alarm
>everyone flees the building
>he doesn't want to be bored so he grabs the first book he can find
>my textbook
>runs outside and starts to cry
>turns out that it wasn't the fire alarm but the carbon monoxide alarm
>but it wasn't going off it was low on batteries
>house is a mess
>smoky
>spaghettios everywhere
>holes in wall
>stove has food burnt on
>instead of having sex I have to give my brother a bath and pick spaghettios out of his fro with a comb
>tuck him into bed
>he's mumbling about the free hand of the market or something
Ryan Harris
give your little brother a firearm
Hunter Jones
Yeah have no fucking idea how pathetic you are for saying any of that with an anime picture attached to your post as well. I doubt you could even overpower a girl you stupid faggot, the bully would beat the shit out of you.
Jonathan Jackson
>be on crutches
>walk through schoolyard
>little brother across the yard waving
>hi bro!
>wave back
>shithead comes up
>tries to knock me off my crutches
>see a blur go past
>little brother speartackled shithead into a wall
>shithead lying in a heap
>poke shithead with crutch
>little bro literally says "bite the curb"
>is about to stomp when teacher arrives
>doesn't get in trouble because siblings and crutches
god bless little brothers
Aaron Kelly
You sound gay and black