Mfw I see a cute friendless boy sitting by himself

mfw I see a cute friendless boy sitting by himself,
I prey on these types of guys because they cant leave me

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>oh yea! I'm a shy boy lol. Please date me

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Nice l-a-r-p fag

>I prey on these types of guys because they cant leave me
>because they cant leave me
OP do you also happen to have borderline personality disorder?

Reminds me of college

>getting lunch at the student union building
>sitting down, getting ready to eat
>rest of the tables are practically empty
>relatively cute girl walks up to me
>"That looks like a nice sandwich, mind if I sit down here?"
>I ask her if she's trying to sell something
>"No, I just want to sit here haha"
>just tell her "I'm waiting for someone"
>she kind of deflates and goes to a seat across the room
>finish meal alone, look her in the eyes as I'm leaving

I don't even know why I did it

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sweet christ, man

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whyy say that?

>finish meal alone, look her in the eyes as I'm leaving

Fuckin based

Assuming that this isn't a larp (I.E. a lot), are you BPD, OP?
If that's the case, what do you think about misogynistic guys, like the types here? Do you like them because they're unlikely to leave you, or does their inherent disregard for your gender put you off?

I like them because they cant leave me. also you used the term misogynistic. go back to tumblr

You did it because you're literally autistic

its almost like your implying that having autism is a bad thing.

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Ok, good to know I was right about people being kind to me just trying to use me

yes i want to use you for love that is

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I wish someone would prey on me for friendship irl desu, I'm not cute though just a normal guy, that's what I come across as too because people assume I have friends even though I've gone a long time without any.

No thanks, find someone else to be your emotional crutch manipulative cunt

what county do you live in? I actually do this to someone and stalk them. you might be him

>be me
>sat down under a tree, reading my book waiting for the bus to come.
>"hey." Look up to see 8/10 qt art girl sit next to me. She sits down and says "I always see you sitting by yourself, reading while you wait for the...."
>look back at my book and say "how many?"
>"huh?"
>"how many black and spanish dudea are waiting behind the taco bell youre going to lead me to?"
>"what are you talking about?"
>look up from my book with an annoyed face. "Do you think I'm retarded? You think that I, some blonde white boy with akinny arms and a gut waiting for the bus, wouldn't at all be suspicious? How many?"
>looks at me weird "whoa dude, I was just..."
>slam my book shut, stand up, say "ya know, I dont deserve this kind of shit. I just wanted to read my book in peace. Fuck you!" And walk off in a huff to find another tree.

Posted this a while back and people said I acted autistic. Didnt care, I kept my money and my teeth and you, op, are a tranny faggot.

so you thought she was gonna lead you to a group of dindus and spics who were gonna rob you?

Trust me I'm not, I'm not interesting enough to stalk anyway, I just live my monotonous life and sometimes wonder what it would be like to have friends.

Didn't think, thats what she was gonna do.

Isn't that just the term for it, like misandry is used to describe a hatred of men?
And anyways, I'm feeling lonely and if you meet my standards I'd probably consider dating you at this point.

>I'm not interesting enough to stalk anyway
are you sure about that
okay nice whats your contact?

The fact that you even consider this possibility shows that Amerimutts are not people.

I have a discord. What are you like, first? I'm into women, and there's a lot of trannies and gays around that fail to mention that one way or another.

>he thinks theres girls on r9k
are you serious mviii? there are none. the male to female ratio here is 9:1 and that 10% is either trannies or bulldykes

Yeah, I know it's generally futile but sometimes I forget. Besides, if a bulldyke was open to dating me I'd probably try it.

What does being bi polar have to do with this?

Feels like I was a victim of yours, OP. She started talking with me and eventually progressed into going on a few dates. The first few were honestly like a dream, we were both grinning at eachother not really saying much across the dinner table. I could tell that she was slowly losing interest, and now even though she hasn't said anything to me in a few weeks I think about her everyday.

>we were both grinning at eachother not really saying much across the dinner table
Is this autistic love?

I dunno, you were the only person to bring up being bipolar. The other user was talking about Borderline Personality Disorder, which is completely different.

So do you have mood swings all the time?
How long do they last for?

As a friendless guy I wish this kind of thing would happen to me, seriously I would be the most loyal boyfriend ever to the girl who gave me a chance

>to the girl
>the girl
>girl
OP here im a guy

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Doubt she was autistic. Probably just never expected someone to fall so hard and so easily for her.

are you a cute guy though?

when guys say cute they mean long haired and skinny and i am that.

>when guys say cute they mean long haired and skinny and i am that.
yup. emo twinks are yummy

I genuinely think that you should be out inside a gas chamber and killed

pls prey on me

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> going to same uni as school "friends"
> they're all in 3rd year, i'm in 1st
> everyone in my classes is already part of a friend group

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yes what county are you in though? i wanna see if i canalso
kot id get!

canada
origiinily

>Be friendless
>no one ever hit on me.
Plz emotionally manipulate me, it sounds nice

whats your discord? post it and ill make you love me forever

What kind of guy? Small guy?
>tfw no small guy that preys on me so we become friends, lovers and forever loved.

Awoanon#0560

not him, but I'm curious how you are. Xarenth#9658

I know you cunt you son of a bitch said that im "not your type"

lmao how are people here so picky. esp if he's seeking.

please user I am lonely without friends and you, most importantly.

i see those types of guys a few times a week, but i don't have enough guts to talk to them
>fitfag
>tall
>84kg
sometimes i see them looking at me as i have an emo look, but i don't think they'll ever take the first initiative as i appear to be intimidating.
being bi is a curse.

cute! where do you live? i want an emo bf

yada yada, good bait,etc.
nice try

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Good work
origini

Christ how is this even possible, you're batshit user

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in a shithole called brazil, which makes things even more difficult as finding a cute guy in this country is fucking impossible.
at the very least i can gather a few qts looking at me sometimes.

HUEHEUHEUHUEHUEHE BR? sorry sweaty no sissy bf for you monkey man LOL

This unironically happened to my friend
Got approached for being alone all the time, then once he got his hopes up she ghosted him

honestly sounds like it could be in a novel for a mentally ill character

good job on cutting the wind out of the sails of that hoe. she wanted to make fun of you and you got the upper hand

>mfw I see a cute friendless boy sitting by himself
>think about saying something
>don't
>rinse and repeat

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you know criminals using women to lead men in to traps is a common practice in all honesty I probably would have done the same

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>empty row of seats in class
>sit at the end
>girl decides to sit right next to me
>dont make eye contact or speak with her for the entire year

that'll teach em

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First of all you sound borderline
Second of all those guys you talk about are pieces of shit who want you to give them a confidence boost so they can get with a girl who they think is better suited for them
You're literally being used while thinking you're using them