/britfeel/

youtube.com/watch?v=E0L6lxiRxhE
choonidge

This is the best song that came out of 2018 and I'll deck any lad who says otherwise youtube.com/watch?v=_MKt1uotBQ8

>itchy mcdick
If dubs you have to use that as your screen name

can't believe you want some guys testicles in yer face

>can't believe you want some guys testicles in yer face
Where do you come from that is that hard to believe?

choo choon
youtube.com/watch?v=lT262A4Sk_c

>Where do you come from that is that hard to believe?
reality

Is that like a website or something?

Your ancestors slept in caves and spent their lives fighting for food yet you're depressed because you are too anxious to approach girls? State of you lad..state of you
Sorry lads just talking to my self

Should I, dar I say it, go to bed?

welp im a faggot and it made my skin all sensitive so I couldn't touch it without it getting sore, so i can't be having all that shit. Got cream now ezpz

lack of purpose causes one to over-analyse and develop avoidance traits
whodathunkit

They were probably depressed too but no bugger asked them about it

yeah. i'm the only member though. it's also famous for being a difficult place to join
if you send me your bank account details and current cashcard with PIN number i might be able to get you a meeting with the leader if you want

>posting in the old thread like a mong
Yes count me into the britfeel house party pal. I'll be expecting lots of hot grils haha

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Ahhhh sick lemme just go get mums card

ah, if you're using your mothers card we may need photographic verification. any recent topless pic should be fine though so don't worry too much

might go and ask the qt american at the game shop out some time, but I bet she gets hit on by neckbeards all the time.
is it normal to just ask someone who works at a shop out like that? never done it before

I'll have to take one but luckily it time for my midnight feed mummy says bitty will make me big a strong!

Bailey Jay aka line trap, the beginning of the end of many a Jow Forums poster's heterosexuality

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Should I get chinese tomorrow lads or mexican

smashing world records in tranny lifespans

we talking hookers or food?

i started looking at darkweb stuff and a lot seems too good to be true, even stuff that doesn't feel illegal. Are things like the sites selling apple products for 1/3rd the price (which i think they buy with hacked credit cards) illegal / scams?

food too much of a coward to hire a prozzie lad

Might actually want strike up a convo first, then ask when she "gets off" and other sexual innuendos. Serious tho ask her if she wants to get lunch/ coffee if you aren't completely retarded should have enough time on her break to chat a little and get her number

Confusing post desu. What am I looking at?

nice, get her to take the photo. it's just like a captcha verification we just want to make sure you're human
we do accept family memberships if she's interested, may be tricky if you're using her card though, unless she can use another family members card maybe?

Bailey jay was the cause of mayuri lads homolust

if it's on a market i.e empire probably not though they will be stolen

>mayuri lads
What? I don't keep up with this cringe britfeel personality shit, you should too

it wasn't on a market, was its own website. But what im essentially asking is can i get into shit for buying these types of things even though they're not illegal items?

I have just used my anger to curl 33.5kg on barbell for 3 sets of 10. Don't come near me lads, I'm afraid my rage is making me too powerful for my own good.

coffee sounds like a solid idea mate, I think I'm gona fuckin do it.
depends, if your chinese is good quality then go for that otherwise mexican

Also, why do people constantly say shit about the darkweb not being worth the effort to go on unless you're buying drugs, if there's stuff like that?

>if there's stuff like that?
the cheap phones are only useful if you're planning to sell them since they're stolen

the specific website i saw claimed to be buying legit phones from actual retailers, using cloned / whatever credit cards.

could be true but the phone vendors would know the IMEI so it'll still get reported stolen

Worse case she says no, then you can come here and make a typical woman hate thread lol

fair enough, ty 4 info

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some silly american sausage put his number on goycord, dont be too silly lads

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Listening to Supertramp 2bh with you lad

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it felt like bait desu, someone larping as you

Just went and stood outside in the rain like a mad lad and took my tshirt off. Then I took a big piss while the cool night air whipped around my knob.

I did the same thing except the rain was my piss

Kek. Not even into her anymore, pretty gross desu. Keep in mind this post was also me

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Just nutted to the thought of yasin's sister

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Methink the greek doth protest too much.

less gross than cola though?

Fantasising about forbidden love. The legal kind of forbidden love were the consequences are social and mostly damaging for the other person.

Where's that turk gone
she was pretty fun

You're a manipulative piece of shit, mayuri.

easily nuttable to

she doesnt want to hurt cola

any sleepy pepes?

nah we're all laughing at gayuri

Reporting in for duty nightlids , what's everyone up to?

Can't even have some bants without hurting people's feelings

what?

vidyu n cideru

Thinking about annihilating Lauren Alexis' arsehole lad, what about you?

Watching anime. You?

fuck it, spifferu time

Wanna play pubg but it sucks alone.

ah shit, forgot to say, what you up to pal?

not him but if ya got a ps4 play apex with me if you want. i'm not good though

hello knowledgable and non-naive frens, i have another darkweb question.

sites that sell prepaid debit cards with I assume more money on than you pay in BTC to get the card. Besides the obvious "they're all scams" (unless that's the case) is there a reason this shit's too good to be true? If not, why would people not use it / why isn't it well known / etc. ??

>knowledgeable
nah
>non-naive
not me

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Thanks for all the (you)s lads feel like a billionaire

Not really into apex anymore got kinda stale, thanks for the offer though mate, much apprecrado

probably stolen and the sellers don't want it traced to them by using it in a normal way

me and you both fren. Hoping somene on here is.

they're not selling it on the normal internet for a reason.
buyer beware (this product may come with the tears of a victim)

i'm certain the moneys stolen, but they claim to make the cards themselves as a way of laundering the money they stole from "big fish".
I'm mostly concerned about the personal risk i'm facing if I buy it, besides the scam part.

Spending them can be a hassle, stolen card shows where it's been used + CCTV = Tyrone's BBC in yo ass

but if the card is reported as fraudulent some how and you use it at Tesco or some shit, it's your mug on CCTV using the card, not the sellers.

i also had some splifferu. had a feweru
and, there's not working to do on a friday. think i maybe working next friday though.
*checks calendar*
nope, i finish at 6 friday morning, so actually yes, i will be working on friday, but only for a 1/4 of the 24 hours.
do people still go out on thursday nights?, i wonder if it'll be safe to go grab some mcbreakfast after work

true, I was thinking about going to a different city and using an ATM with my face not visible, OR if that's too much risk just using it to buy bitcoin or something

Can't be bothered to play vidya so I'm gonna have an early night and watch some videos in bed.

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I think when your shifts finish it should be safe enough, think it's just uni wankers that go out on Thursday nights, just growl and bark at them and they should keep a safe distance

>early night
>02.14AM

kek the lad's just got a properly fucked schedule

keep it real homie

thick brit cock sliding into tight tranny anus

2am is an early night for me. I'm usually up all night.

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/britbots/ don't know about my dick

you tried getting a job ya lazy bastard?

If you wear a hat and sunglasses who's going to know it's you? It's not like they'll be putting up wanted posters.

This better not be itchy mcdick

people can smoke for 80 years and not die and i smoke for 10 and get lung cancer

did you not read the packet?

imagine being retarded enough to smoke in this age with this much info about it around.