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Pros and cons of Kotlin vs Java?

ENFJ here, I demand your cutest INTP bois

INFP here
FUCK ENFPs
that's all

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>be intj
Is it worse being an INTP or an INTJ?

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Very nice user. I did something like that too, and I'm a bit high right now in fact. Do you think you'll move to harder stuff?

The biggest pros imho are that Kotlin reduces huge redundant Java expressions to simple one-liners, and also forces you to specify variables that might be null so you don't end up fucking your shit with an exception you can't find. Can't find too many cons since you can use Java and Kotlin interchangeably in the same project, import classes where you need them. The Kotlin REPL is absolute shit in the Android SDK though and that pisses me off everyday.

I always get IN(T/F)P. T and F are always barely over 50%

Is Ni a function that can turn people into huge assholes?

>be INFJ
>extremely vindictive in arguments
>if someone expresses an opinion that clashes with my own, I link that to them possessing broader mindsets and attitudes that I consider toxic, selfish, cruel, etc
>I start lashing out at them, telling myself that they deserve whatever they get for being a symbolic representation of the things that I believe are wrong with the human race as a whole

IM SO FUCKING TIRED I WANT IT TO END FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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INTJ here, might get laid if I play my cards right.

I relate user. It's weird and I wonder why we're like this?

INTP volcel here. I have a decent face but I'm an emotionless schizoid fucker, and every girl I get close to is either very busy or doesn't like me kek. One girl I for sure had a shot with transferred unis this semester so I'm fucked.
Also doesn't help that I put on like 10+ lbs while studying for finals. Once I start lifting again I shuld look decent again tho.

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>INTP
>100%
gee thanks

I think that only applies to INTP males. INTP females aren't a perfect 100%

>worse
What could possibly be better than being an INTJ?

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>feeler can't into debate
Colour me surprised

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No cuteposting, huh? O-okay...

Hello, INFP!

Sounds more like a shadow thing, dunno.

What shadow functions would be at play here?

>want gf and maybe family
>intp-a
>see op picture
y-you too

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ENTP GANG GANG
report in niggaz

Hello, based /schizoid/ brother. I recently had a roastie in my group in a course and at one point she said "I would date you" (I was talking to someone else about dating and I said "no" when he asked if I was dating anyone). I completely ignored this because I didn't know what to say and I had no interest in her, and then she got all mad and said you are supposed to say "I would date you too". Continued to say nothing. Thot patrolled, VOLCEL GANG

INFP and male. Ftfy

Fi critic most likely

Any other INTPs find yourselves pulling off 48D social moves without realizing? Like one time two guys were kind of tag teaming making up an embarrassing poem about me. I was pretending I was fine but it was actually one of the few topics that gets under my skin so I wanted to end it ASAP. For some reason I felt like I should tell the obviously less skilled guy he was slowing down his friend and turning the verses to shit. He shut up out of embarrassment and the tempo they had both built collapsed with just one guy. Only when it was over did I consider the consequences of what I said, I seriously had no reason for saying it previously.

Especially recently it's like there's a second mind in me that helps me out in social conditions.

Fi critic?

Ni and Ti together is extremely arrogant. I feel it's impossible for others to change my mind. Anyone who doesn't follow your principles are outsiders that deserve to be damned to whatever misfortune befalls them. Only followers in the group deserve to be saved.

She probably just wanted to use your statement as an ego boost, especially if you are seen as checked out from the social scene.

I had a 10/10 roastie who kept trying to befriend me in college for the sole reason that I didn't orbit her like every other male in the entire campus(Thankfully her orbiters would walk up to us whenever she did catch me outside my room and start talking to her so I could slip away). Later, I became friends with a Chad in her group cause I had to do a project with him and asked him why she'd initiate conversations with me. It was because my tendency to not have any friends and lock myself up in my room whenever there weren't any classes was noticed and she took breaking through to me as a challenge.

She kept growing more and more desperate before giving up, the last thing she did was slide into the desk I was sitting in(Last one, far from the popular kid's hanging spots) and I was browsing r9k at the time. I sperged out and shut my laptop lid and I think she got a bit pissed and never talked to me again.

based. i just can't understand needing validation so badly that you are bothered by the fact that one single person is not paying attention to you

INTP are awful people desu

Why does my brain seek out parties and being around people and then make me want to die when I get into those situations? Is it always going to be suffering or how the fuck do you fix it?

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if your not ISTJ you can barely be considered human

>Be INTJ
Am I just a confident chad INTP?

>human
>human computer
learn the difference

>be INFJ
>can't argue with people for longer than one or two rounds without apologizing for being a burden and telling them it's okay to feel however they feel
>can't stay mad at the other person even if I've been dicked around for a long time, because as soon as they explain themselves or apologize my empathy kicks in
>prolonged arguments or disagreements, whether online or offline, stress me out and make me want to smooth things over

fuck Fe

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>arguing with people
>not simply accepting that it is in their nature to be an idiot, and ignoring them

>ENTP
>no fap for a week
>become extremely emotional and sensitive, everything around me feels like magic
>all my Jow Forums-tier beliefs have shifted from something i think is logically right to an immense sympathy for others
>actually care about people

Any ideas what the hell happened?

What type would Dagoth Ur be?

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6th slot Fi. if you don't know MBTI function theory you'll probably get lost here but if you know about functions i'll try to explain.

so each type prefers using 4 functions as their main functions, but really they use every function. the other 4 unpreferred functions are used in various ways in the mind and they are ordered in terms of opposites. so for an INFJ they use Ni, Fe, Ti, Se last as their preferred mental functions. their unpreferred functions are ordered as Ne, Fi, Te, Si.

the 6th slot is often referred to as the "critic function" and the critic function is used during stress or unrest when you need to be critical of something and it will be their main defense to protect themselves and others.

for example say an INFJ is in an environment where people are not getting along, there's a lot of fighting and they are being personally attacked. the INFJ will use Fi (morals and values) as a defense and fight back by calling people out about how they are not being good people and are doing harm to others and this isn't a good thing and their values are being corrupted, their values and morality is going down the shitter and the person doesn't care, they crossed the Fi line here and here in the past, etc. INFJs are critical of Fi in themselves too and in other people and INFJs are worried that they and others are bad people because of Fi critic.

this is true for all types. for INTPs they are critical of Ni (future-based foresight intuition) in themselves and other people. their main criticisms in these scenarios will usually involve things like "this will keep happening if it doesn't stop, this problem will affect your future in these ways, i warned you before and you didn't listen, this problem will lead to others down the line here" and stuff like that.

a byproduct of stress brought upon by lack of sexual release?

>be INFP
>can argue with someone for hours
>my feelings don't care about your facts
>frequently argue with xNTJs
>resort to guilt tripping and manipulation
>get angry when it doesn't work
>resort to slander, defamation and dirt digging to make opponent look bad

>my feelings don't care about your facts
sounds like a woman 2beeaitch

Why the fuck are INFPs unironically like this? It's more satisfying to lose a debate to a fellow INTP or INTJ than win one against an INFP.

I wasn't that stressed, actually. I don't even remember when exactly I stopped masturbating or why; some part of my mind said to do it, and my mind and body both agreed. I've had some pretty heavy mood swings though. I remember not masturbating made me a bit irritated or depressed on nights when I couldn't do it. So it's possible it caused the lows, but I don't see how it would cause the highs. I'm asking this on /mbti/ in case there's something psychologically relevant that would explain such a dramatic shift in personality.

>>my feelings don't care about your facts

I lol'd
You gotta do what you gotta do, INFP. ENTPs will never stop arguing otherwise.

For real mate, I've had situations where I think that in my subconcious there is a mind of it's own that helps me everyday without realizing. Sometimes I like to think that it is the general mind of all the past lives I've had. I don't mind it, it's actually really cool I feel like a superhero. :^)

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Is it normal for an ENTP to be a lonely fucking loser like I am? I feel like I'm the only ENTP chad with no friends

ENTJ SHADOW AT WORK BASED AS FUCK

haven't a clue, user. sometimes stuff like this just happens inexplicably. my only thought is that it could've come out through mood swings or something, due to an enhanced emotional state.

are you pleased with the change?

>tfw INTP and have wife material gf

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This is an entp shitposting psyop, it has to be.
I'm infp and how do your feelings go against facts? Mine are just reactions to perceived facts.
can you unironically explain this?

>be ENFP at med school
>two guys are into me
>my INFJ bestie has six orbiters, if not more

My jealousy is making me hate her more by the day.

Seriously... what does she have that I don't...

shy and submissive and catering to people and conflict avoidance

am gay

can confirm desire for death

are you cute?
originalley

To win arguments with emotions, you don't need to be right or need evidence. You just shame, guilt trip, gaslight, and move goalposts on the opposition until it works on them and makes them emotional. Even if you technically lose the argument, you still win if your ad hominems made the opposition emotionally defensive. I also prefer to argue with emotions instead of logical facts because it's more effective in persuasion to dumber people. It's very rare to find company to argue with logic and facts.

INTJ boys are better, much better grasp for feelings - in the long run you will prefer somebody who's just outwardly cold but always considers if you are also taking care of yourself.

But that's not winning an argument, it's just being callous to someone because you enjoy it?
Those are the last things i'd want to do to anyone personally, in a debate scenario.
>It's very rare to find company to argue with logic and facts.
You're pretty right there actually, I have an intp friend where he loves debating things with me, but i'll always notice a lot of his beliefs aren't as logical as he'd like to claim and he's pretty emotionally biased.
Maybe you're just lashing out at people because you've realized they're just or even more petty and irrational as you 24/7 but claim logical and moral superiority?
I could see myself doing that if bored.
I'm starting to understand actually, I think.

ENFPs seem like sluts because they're too outgoing and lolrandom

Im thinking holding a deep friendship might be the hardest thing to do for us
Aside from people you see every day, its hard to make a meaningful relationship
This is just me speaking though

There was some Buddhist thing for it , look into that

Just force yourself into one until you find something worth doing at those situations

something Fe-based
I don't see the Ne though, is there such a thing as Child grip?

Soul crushing insecurity.

No I understand. I pretty much lost all social life after graduating high school. Not finding friends in the first semester of college is social suicide

ESTJ CHAD CHECKING IN. REMINDER THAT N IS FOR KEKS

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How does that attract guys?
It's like bitch I'm confident and proud of myself, I could make your life way more fun than that shrinking violet whore

Why is that better? Mind showing some data that shows it's better?
>I is the opposite of E
>typology
>normal distribution
Toppest of jejs.

that's ESTP, retard
you're just a boring cunt, that's it

>tfw no shrinking violet whore gf

overconfidence can be a boner killer, it can intimidate orbiters for sure if that's what you're looking for

most guys are more into beta females who are submissive and coy and they seem attainable which INFJs always seem to be because they are insecure and semi needy and passive people

>coy
Doesn't this basically mean 'flirty'? Are INFJs flirts?

Why are INFPs such stereotyping cunts? It's like they don't give other people any agency.

lmao blow it out your ass beta

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Hey another ENFP? Are you Finnish? You're ticking all my boxes y'know.

they are passive flirts if there's a good, fun social vibe and are comfortable. it's like a background quirky flirt where they know they're doing something wrong but they try it because it's fun. it's like an "oh, you.." silly type of thing if the environment is right for it and others are already doing it. ISFJs do this too sometimes.

Yeah sure is NT men have hard in dating.
t.isfj male

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they sure turned around very quickly

>Why are INFPs such stereotyping cunts?
stop stereotyping us mother fucker

>Is Ni a function that can turn people into huge assholes?
introverted thinking. predominant internal rationalisation without external input. if you've led yourself very far down a path of logic without the corrective influence of others it may be difficult to bring yourself to knock out the cornerstones of your own biases.

being intp, i often spend long times playing things out in my mind to find myself in far reaching conclusions. however, not being entirely emotionally attached to these conclusions, i find joy in having my biases smashed from under me as it allows me to recalculate everything again with new information

in short, you're a socially fluent aspie and your emotional attachment to your own lived experience is precluding you from growth

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I will when you shitters stop acting like you are clairvoyants knowing ahead of time what people will say, do, think, etc.

Whats it like having Ti as your dominant function?

>tfw too inteligent
Literally this. ISTP is kinda cool until he starts giving you advices.

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could you post some context? I hardly do this unless people are very easily predictable.

Dated an INFP girl for 2 years and never was so misunderstood

I've been laid several times

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woman make every type look bad normalnigger

So you are not "muh feelings is the only thing that matters" then?

>tfw sick
>tfw no gt ENFJ gf to take care of me and make me food and run to the drug store for me and cuddle me

No, I think logic and emotion should balance each others weak spots out.

more fun from the archives

ESTJ is the bossy asshole, overly forceful telling people how they should live their life even though they're living a mundane boring normalfag life.

ESFJ is similar but with more emotions and emphasis on social status. The least common type on Jow Forums.

ESTP is the outgoing guy who is always going off to do random shit, an adrenaline junkie.

ESFP is the whore, the overly friendly slut who gets drunk and does stupid shit.

ISTJ is the salary man, the guy from Falling down. Can be a bit of a mindless pleb.

ISFJ is your mother, the girl next door, the quiet but friendly shy girl that pursues and wants to 'save' the ESTP while listening to her ESFx girlfriend gossip.

ISTP is the silent badass, good with his hands and normally quiet but every now and then comes up with a witty joke.

ISFP is the emo, the pretentious artfag, the girl with daddy issues, the boy with Daddy issues.

ENTJ is the violent sadist with a lot of kinks under the guise of a Corporate Executive. The overconfident Kuudere.

ENFJ is the big tittied somewhat motherly Oracle who wants to help you but doesn't want to impose. Is very subtle and vague. The Ara Ara~

ENTP is the class clown, the rebel punk who is actually quite gentle, the Genki TsundeRie.

ENFP is the silly magical pixie girl, they never come off as serious and are seen as retarded but are actually quite smart. The Bakadere.

INTJ is the silent nerdy guy with a god complex, is very intelligent but is also quite aloof and naive with social graces. The foul mouthed Kuudere.

INFJ is the quiet weird guy who switches between completely normal at one stage then crazy weirdo the next. The quiet Tsundere.

INTP is the weird kind of crazy guy often coming up with some out there idea that might actually work.

INFP is the tortured artist lost in their own fantasy world because they can't have everything around them be happy go lucky. The Dense MC.