Omegle

I think there is something wrong with the water in america

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our water actually is fucked up in certain parts of the country

Fluoride and birth control in the water supply will subtly wreck hell on a population.

Why would the water have birth control? wouldn't that ruin birth control pills' business?

>women take birth control
>piss it out
>sewer water is recycled into drinking water
>process does not remove excess estrogen
>water is now suitable for goyim consumption
It's not enough to actually work as birth control, just enough to fuck up your hormonal levels.

h-hold on
are you telling me I've been drinking girl pee my whole life?

Which is why it's actually kind of nice to be upstream...

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>girl pee my whole life?
Yup
And since our bodies are mostly water you are made out of girl pee as well. Countless girls actually pee, actually!

Just realized that every time I fap the water in the lotion was once the water that made a vagina as well as the water that made all the vaginal juices
>mfw I'm apparently not a virgin after all

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Who is this autist?

idk user, you tell me fren

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It seemed rude to post it but they skipped me after 20 minutes of talking randomly

STOP POSTING TRANNY

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who the fuck is this witch, looks like the hobo that always asks me the time

Hey I'm the guy with a bass

stop just skipping me

I'll hear out your robot shit and give you poor to decent advice while playing my bass

fuck off you normie cunt, go to text or die

give me a list of tags

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bruh y'all can't hold conversation over a webcam no wonder no one talks to y'all

I used to be one of y'all but then I got the fuck over it

I just want to give a shout out to General Tso and the one normie girl who I keep running in to

don't remind me that i can only seem normal when i'm drunk.
ran into a girl sitting in the dark and started talking to her only because she seemed a bit cute, she was only typing because she was 15 but had no problem with my age and after every one of my dumb jokes i would see her smile or react and every hour or so her mom would open the door and tell her to go to bed she said she had to go and said i seemed really chill and that i should hit her up on snapchat and left it for me we talked for at least two hours about random stupid shit i wish i could always be like this and able to easily pick up potential gfs just by existing